ITT we poorly describe popular movie plots and other people try to guess them

[GatoDelFuego]

1. Just 7 people stand in the way of true canadian love

2. A British man uses a Straight Flush to beat a Frenchman

 

[Galladiator]

1. Just 7 people stand in the way of true canadian love

2. A British man uses a Straight Flush to beat a Frenchman

1. No idea.

2. Casino Royale

 

[Phiddlesticks]

1. Just 7 people stand in the way of true canadian love

i was gonna say scott pilgrim but im pretty there are more than 7 people in the world

 

[GatoDelFuego]

Both of you are right.

1. A star spangled man has a plan

2. A famous pop singer buys coffee with minutes

3. A teenage girl uses magic to give pastries to people that wanted it

4. An incestuous African prince kills a bunch of things that can't stop laughing

5. Magic hair makes people immortal

 

[Stellar]

2. A famous pop singer buys coffee with minutes

In Time

3. A teenage girl uses magic to give pastries to people that wanted it

Kiki's Delivery Service

 

[GatoDelFuego]

Yes and Yes, surprised that somebody got kiki's delivery service

 

[RODAN]

a bunch of people go to a science exhibit only to suffer

 

[GatoDelFuego]

Maybe saw? I've never seen it, so...

 

[Zenotwapal]

- hippy woman in a tank. Yes it was terrible.

 

[Acklow]

Do I win since no one has yet guessed mine from Page 4?

Here's one:

Chevy Chase and his friend dukes it out with a bunch of women in the bleak of winter. -Spies Like Us, glad someone got this finally...

 

[DCrMc]

@Acklow
Spies Like Us?

An orphan goes to boarding school and quickly becomes friends with a ginger.

 

[doomvendingmachine]

@Acklow
Spies Like Us?

An orphan goes to boarding school and quickly becomes friends with a ginger.

Harry Potter

also, no one has gotten mine from a few pages back (well someone on irc got it but they didnt post in the thread soooooo yeah)

Rebellious youth runs away from home for a man she barely even knows, undergoes a procedure to make her more appealing to him; life threatening complications ensue.

EDIT: for serious some of you need to try harder, the idea isn't to give a vague brief synopsis of the movie, it's to intentionally mislead people while still being truthful.

 

[Tomahawk]

both of you are wrong. 1 is scream and 3 is black swan.

 

[Wishy]

a woman suffering from a severe case of PMS and a love of Bruce Lee goes on a quest to find something she never knew existed

Edit: Wikey got it, it was 'Kill Bill'

 

[WaterBomb]

Jamaicans with lasers in Antarctica.

 

[Birkal]

Rebellious youth runs away from home for a man she barely even knows, undergoes a procedure to make her more appealing to him; life threatening complications ensue.

The Little Mermaid?

Wait, she swims away from home. Drats.

 

[More Cowbell]

1. A star spangled man has a plan

Captain America: The First Avenger


Nerd wants to be a superhero, and gets involved in business way above his level, but is helped by a little girl

 

[Wikey]

a woman suffering from a severe case of PMS and a love of Bruce Lee goes on a quest to find something she never knew existed

Kill Bill

 

[Bummer]

Jamaicans with lasers in Antarctica.

This is all movies.

 

[Phiddlesticks]

5. Magic hair makes people immortal

this is probably tangled i think

Nerd wants to be a superhero, and gets involved in business way above his level, but is helped by a little girl

kick-ass

BOY TRAVELS TO THE CLOUDS; HAS A PILLOW FIGHT WITH NINJAS

 

[Venom]

a 12 yeard old boy falls in love with a 12 year old vampire that likes to listen to blue oyster cult

 

[waterwarrior]

-a physically disabled man unsuccessfully tries to fit into society after years of seclusion

-a kid drops out of school for bigger and more important things in his life, and is supported by many

Not a single guess... Should I add more? :S

 

[JabbaTheGriffin]

a woman writes a book that gets a guy seriously injured - stranger than fiction (dam v. ur good)

 

[v]

a woman writes a book that gets a guy seriously injured

stranger than fiction

 

[HawkeUsedBlackStorm]

this is probably tangled i think

I thought the one you answered one was the entire Dragon Ball Z series... Looks like I was off.

I've got one: After being kidnapped, a French woman becomes a furry.