ITT we poorly describe popular movie plots and other people try to guess them

[Zoro]

brothers torture and kill whole family, fourth wall is broken

 

[waterwarrior]

I've got one: After being kidnapped, a French woman becomes a furry.

Spirited Away?

 

[GatoDelFuego]

1. A star spangled man has a plan - More Cowbell

2. A famous pop singer buys coffee with minutes - Stellar

3. A teenage girl uses magic to give pastries to people that wanted it - Stellar

4. An incestuous African prince kills a bunch of things that can't stop laughing - UNANSWERED

5. Magic hair makes people immortal - Phiddlesticks

All right by respective people

A new one for you: A group of people working in an energy company find out the shocking truth about their biggest fear and discover a way to power their entire city

a 12 yeard old boy falls in love with a 12 year old vampire that likes to listen to blue oyster cult

Twilight is the only vampire movie I know, so I'll just throw it out there

 

[Acklow]

I don't know any ones that are recent, so I'll just toss one of my own into the fray:

Cuba Gooding Jr. is a mentally disabled young man who inspires a sports team.

No Googling this one folks...

 

[MegaKick]

robot garbage man takes vacation

 

[Chomz]

Zoro: Funny Games? That Naomi Watts one right?

12 year old boy one: Let the Right One In?

MegaKick: FUCK YEAH WALL-E

:3

 

[RedMeowth]

2.) Veteran and his naive partner fail at failing.

3.) College student takes game too seriously.

Nobody's taken any cracks at these ones I put up before, so reposting them. Maybe they're TOO vague now?

A new one for you: A group of people working in an energy company find out the shocking truth about their biggest fear and discover a way to power their entire city

Sorry to ruin the fun so soon, but I'm working for a better tomorrow today. :P Monsters, Inc.

4. An incestuous African prince kills a bunch of things that can't stop laughing

Incestuous? Not the first thing I'd think of for The Lion King.

brothers torture and kill whole family, fourth wall is broken

This one I'm not so confident about ('cause it's probably not a Disney movie). So, just to guess... Boondock Saints?

 

[GatoDelFuego]

So glad somebody got monsters inc

Simba and Nala were siblings. Is your childhood ruined yet?

 

[Joeyboy]

brothers torture and kill whole family, fourth wall is broken

Funny Games ;)

 

[moot]

robot garbage man takes vacation

wall-e!

three friends get very mad at an uncooperative piece of hardware

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

@above that one was already answered :P

synthetic material on shoes plays basketball

 

[Granstafer]

synthetic material on shoes plays basketball

flubber?

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Very good

 

[Thorns]

poor people rob banks because they don't like being poor

if it's too vague i can narrow it down

 

[v]

poor people rob banks because they don't like being poor

if it's too vague i can narrow it down

fun with dick and jane
take the money and run

 

[moot]

poor people rob banks because they don't like being poor

if it's too vague i can narrow it down

the opening scene of toy story 3

 

[Rowan]

a 12 yeard old boy falls in love with a 12 year old vampire that likes to listen to blue oyster cult

Is this Let the Right One In/Let Me In??



Three wolves desperately try to find their friend, after losing him, which completes their Wolf-Pack.

A man orders his Dad to protect his Mum...

 

[v]

Three wolves desperately try to find their friend, after losing him, which completes their Wolf-Pack.

Hangover

 

[GlassAbsol]

Stephenie Meyer vomits and it's turned into a film (clue is a series of 5)

true story.

If you can't get that one here's an easier one.

Partially disabled boy gets seperated from his father and is imprisoned in a dentistry practice.

 

[More Cowbell]

kick-ass

correct

Stephenie Meyer vomits and it's turned into a film (clue is a series of 5)

twilight


black man wonders whether he looks like a bitch

 

[Zoro]

Zoro: Funny Games? That Naomi Watts one right?

Correct. The original one is much better though.

 

[DM]

I believe this has outlived its accepted lifespan