I've got a $1000 to burn, what should I buy?

[Cooky]

Because dying of a caffeine overdose is funny, clearly.

i snorted coffee once before a lesson. so great

but yeah if nothing comes to mind its pretty obvious you should save it until you do need it.

for hookers. yeeaaah

 

[remlabmez]

learn to play poker

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Or craps.

 

[Furosuto]

Hmm.... What you should buy is..... Savings. Here's what I would do. Put half into the bank. Give some to donations for foundations supporting poor people. Then have some for emergencies. Then have the rest for spending.

 

[Manbaby]

buy hats in team fortress 2

 

[scampy]

Oh, wait i know, spend it on a leafblower! you can do so much shit with a leafblower! you can even make it fly with the right tools ive heard, i once tried attaching two leafblowers to the back of an office chair to make a turbo CHAIR!

leaf blowers are the best

 

[min min]

Reading the comments just made me dumber.

 

[Ada]

You could try playing Blackjack; a game where it’s proven a player can get ahead of the dealer, which also happens to be the most popular card game at casinos.

Or if you’re planning on saving it, you should consider the interest rates first. The lower the interest rates the more value the future has relative to the present i.e. an interest rate of zero means that a dollar now is worth the same as a dollar in a year’s time.

So, I guess what I’m trying to say is… don’t get the Amazon Kindle x_x

 

[RhyssaFireheart]

Buy a Ipad, save it to your bank account and just use take 500 from it for a new laptop.

 

[Zacchaeus]

If you are going to go with the obvious CD, you should open it at the Bank of Boulder in Colorado or a select few other similar banks

 

[PK Gaming]

I've decided i'm just going to buy the games and save the rest for a rainy day. I don't really need an Ipad either, so there isn't much point to buying one "right now."

 

[toshimelonhead]

Yeah PK that's what I would do too. Nothing wrong with savings if you have no idea how to spend it.

 

[LeviLamprey]

Boring but sensible option...
However, save 80$ always just in case they ever remake Majora's Mask.
>the sort of thing you must have the minute it appears
Or buy a social existence, IDK.
:3

 

[Darkmalice]

Or buy a social existence, IDK.
:3

Pay some hot girls to follow you around wherever you go, so that people will think that if they're following you, you must be cool.

Of course, this won't last forever with only $1000, but whilst you have the girls, some other people will become jealous of those girls hanging out with the 'cool' you, so you then replace those girls with these jealous people.

 

[Snkz]

Write a pilot for a sitcom based on the events after a mishap at an airport leaving the protagonist stranded in Seattle with little to no cash

 

[iDunno]

Or buy a social existence, IDK.
:3

Wow, this is really a really pathetic and misanthropic thing to say.

 

[mf]

ive got like £2000 saved up just by accident because i spend less than i make. dont "burn" it on anything, just keep it and one day you will be thankful you did!

(basically what nj said)

what happened to kingcharizard i wish to hear more of his wisdom

 

[Phadunk]

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