(Why does everyone keep on butchering my name?)
These megas are supposed to be built for OU, not Ubers...
Dugtrio-Mega
Ability: Arena Trap / Sand Veil / Sand Force ----> Adaptability
Typing: Ground / Fighting
Stats:
HP: 35 ----> 35
Attack: 100 ----> 145 (+45)
Defense: 50 ----> 85 (+35)
Special Attack: 50 ----> 20 (-30)
Special Defense: 70 ----> 95 (+25)
Speed: 120 ----> 145 (+25)
Base Stat Total: 425 ----> 525
Movepool Additions: Spikes, Close Combat
Description: Just because you don't have arms doesn't mean you can't pack a big punch - and that's what Mega Dugtrio is showing to the world. Its teamwork skills have improved so much fights between which head gets to eat first don't even happen; contributing to its sheer strength - its headbutts are so strong that even one headbutt can smash even the thickest types of dirt and rock! Thanks to its powerful offenses, great speed tier, a potent STAB combo in Ground / Fighting, and Adaptability-boosted STABs in Earthquake and Close Combat, being able to turn even the bulkiest defensive cores or most powerful offensive cores into mush is not a trait any opponent to underestimate! While this does sound appealing, though, even with the stat increases in defenses, Dugtrio's bulk is still quite bad, leaving it vulnerable to strong super effective and neutral hits, although priority moves aren't as big of an issue (well, unless you're facing Ash-Greninja), not to mention that its defensive typing curses it with weaknesses to common offensive types in Water, Fairy, Psychic, and Flying, limiting it to Hyper Offense builds due to the poor defensive utility Mega Dugtrio's typing carries.
Wobbufet-Mega
Ability: Shadow Tag / Telepathy ----> Magic Guard
Typing: Psychic
Stats:
HP: 190 ----> 190
Attack: 33 ----> 3 (-30)
Defense: 58 ----> 98 (+40)
Special Attack: 33 ----> 73 (+40)
Special Defense: 58 ----> 118 (+60)
Speed: 33 ----> 13 (-20)
Base Stat Total: 405 ----> 505
Movepool Additions: Recover, Will-O-Wisp, Seismic Toss
Description: Feel a mysterious psychic chill run down your spine? That's Mega Wobbuffet behind you - and just know that your attacks will do nothing to it, while it slowly breaks you mentally. Its tail has taken up its entire body, giving it huge amounts of mental strength, allowing it to take massive amounts of abuse, even to its tail, and then break its attackers down on the inside. As a result of all this, is has also gained the ability to regenerate body parts which have been cut off or have fallen off via natural causes, turning this guy into an nigh-indestructible punching bag that can also destroy foes with its sheer mental strength! Even better, the ability to not care about residual damage thanks to having Magic Guard! >:)
Gothitelle-Mega
Ability: Shadow Tag / Frisk / Competitive ----> Shadow Tag
Typing: Psychic
Stats:
HP: 70 ----> 70
Attack: 55 ----> 25 (-30)
Defense: 95 ----> 120 (+25)
Special Attack: 95 ----> 145 (+50)
Special Defense: 110 ----> 150 (+40)
Speed: 65 ----> 80 (+15)
Base Stat Total: 490 ----> 590
Movepool Additions: Nasty Plot, Aura Sphere (Focus Blast was far too unreliable for me thanks to its accuracy.)
Description: Thought Gothitelle was already quite scary as a trapper? Well, multiply that by 10 and you get this. Its psychic powers have been enhanced massively by mega evolution, in fact, so much, it can actually use the placement and movement of stars in the night sky to rain down beams of concentrated psychic energy on its opponent! Thanks to its sheer offenses, great bulk, decent coverage, and access to Calm Mind and Nasty Plot (boosting x2!), with Shadow Tag the cherry on the milkshake, look at the stars... as you will need it. As powerful as all this seems, though, Gothitelle's speed and typing are both quite subpar, cursing it with weaknesses to common pokemon in Marshadow, Mega Gengar, and Yveltal, somewhat undermining its great bulk on both sides, and giving it a bit of a sticky matchup versus most offensive teams given the fact they usually tend to run these pokemon.
Also Heavyweapons Mann, can you please update the spreadsheet of all of these custom megas? The spreadsheet should represent the winning megas for Exeggutor, Golem, and Tauros, in addition to all the other custom megas that were made in past slates.