Two fastballs thrown high and inside, high and inside, high and inside
Two fastballs thrown high and inside, high and inside, high and inside
Guess who's back. Back again.
ERod's back. Tell a friend.
Guess who's back. Guess who's back. Guess who's back. Guess who's back.
In the land of the Monster, nobody wants to see Buchholz no mo'
They want a change, he chopped liver
Well if you want change, then this is what I'll give ya
A 97 MPH fastball and a wicked hard splitta
Innings 1-2-3, couldn't pitch um any quicka
Add some shots from Pap with extra hand spit-a
The other team needs a doctor, for their broken spirits
After Bradley's robbing hits by doing fuckin' pirouettes
Best record in the American League, you better stop debating
In the preseason, all you fools were undervalue-ating
Our offense does the job, they crazy
But our pitching rotations a little complicated
But at the top of the A-L-E is the Boston B
And soon we'll be best in the MLB
Games feel so empty with 9 run leads
Now this looks like a job for E
All the batters buckle their knees
His stuff's the best you'll ever see
As he pitches in games with 9 run leads
Now this looks like a job for E
All the batters buckle their knees
His stuff's the best you'll ever see
As he pitches in games with 9 run leads
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha nah ha ha ha
Ha nah ha ha ha
Hahahaha
The real ace of the Red Sox is back boys and girls.