The phrase "Advanced Gogoat Recognition Software" genuinely put a smile on my face, so thank you for that.
So that this isn't just a one-liner, I want to talk about potential rises and drops, as that's happening in ~9 days from this post.
Probable rises to OU:
I think if the OU stats had been done even a week later, the cheese chicken would never have dropped to UU and our life this past month would've been so much better. It's by far the best cleaner in OU, let alone UU, and I can't wait for it to go. I don't have anything less to say about this we've all spent the last month counting down the days for this to happen.
a much more devastating and pretty likely rise. For all two of you who don't know, Hatterene has been picking up a ton of steam in OU and is likely to rise to A/A+ on the OU VR, which will increase its usage even more. It's probably the best hazard remover in the game right now and CM Tera Water sets are another of OU's best win conditions at the minute. It's not as likely to rise as Espathra but if it does last the month I don't think it lasts into february. Even without Tera physdef sets just deny an entire tier's worth of hazards and that might be enough for a rise on its own.
This missed out on OU by less than a percentage point last month. While usage and viability don't correlate, now that there is VR and players can see it in the A ranks alongside other OU by usage things plus new toy syndrome hopefully wearing off for some things, I don't think we'll see this next month. Shame since it's a very good offensive pivot/emergency rain check that the tier benefited from a lot. Rotom-H isn't a good replacement, really.
This is the one I'm the most unsure on rising. Azumarill has picked up traction in OU as tera types get optimized for it and due to it making a great partner for the current best Pokemon in OU, Chi-Yu. Like in UU, Band sets are the best for it with BD not too far behind, only being stopped by like, Dondozo in full. I think this happened a little too late in the month for it to actually rise, but even if it doesn't I doubt it stays UU for long as it's pretty broken here.
Drops:
Getting this one out of the way first, not even Torkoal being the best it's ever been can save Charizard in OU now that there's eight new Protosynthetic sun sweepers. And it doesn't really have anything to offer in UU either, I think it'll be outclassed by Talonflame pretty solidly and without sun it's just an average special breaker with good coverage. Maybe RU will get to enjoy this.
It might be a bit early in the generation for the Ditto cycle to propagate, but this always starts in OU and always ends up in Untiered as the metagame settles down. The presence of Shed Tail teams probably keep it in OU for now, but it might happen.
Okay. These are NOT going to happen. They should happen, but they won't. Both of these Pokemon are absolutely awful in OU and have no real viability in the tier to speak of, but both of them were tailor-made in a lab for Poketubers to upload videos with them in the thumbnail and a title like "EARLY GAME BUG DESTROYS OU???" so it's unlikely they drop for several months yet. I think they'd both be pretty fine in UU, they're both strong but Lokix isn't quite strong enough and Maushold gets stopped by any normal resist ever. And hey, it's been a while since we've had an Ambipom situation in OU, so I guess that's neat.
Cyclizar won the shed tail war and Orthworm got outcompeted pretty harshly after the initial hype. Outside of Charizard this is probably the thing I'd think is most likely to drop. Orthworm is cool. Shed Tail is just subpass but it doesn't have regen so it can probably only do it once? Outside of Shed Tail, I think Orthworm stands to be a pretty decent defensive mon. Pure steel typing with a ground immunity is pretty good defensively, as fire isn't really a type right now with all the rain and several of the best fighting types are likely to be quickbanned, plus it has access to rocks, spikes, or even ironpress. Could be cool if it drops?
If this drops and Lokix and/or Maushold doesn't I will take it as a sign that 2023 isn't going to be any better than 2022 was.