BECAUSE WHY NOT, guys. Let's do preemptive standings and predictions
AL BEAST
1. Toronto Blue Jays
Homerism aside, they are the best team in the division. The margin, however, doesn't appear to be all that big, with the Blue Jays chance to win the division based off of the range of possible outcomes for the starting pitching. What worries me the most isn't actually Johnson, Dickey, or Morrow, but Buerhle and Romero. I can see those two performing badly, and from there, the potential replacements would have me worried. Amazingly enough, I can still see them making a wild card spot even if they don't perform that well.. It's a good year to be a Blue Jays fan, finally.
2. Tampa Bay Rays
Maddon is probably the best in the business when it comes to managing (suck on it, Orioles' fans). I guess the big wild card for them is how much Longoria plays, because when healthy, he really is one of the most valuable players year in and year out. It'll be interesting to see how Matt Moore plays, just out of personal interest. His development could really lower the blow of losing Shields.
3. Boston Red Sox
Kinda like the Blue Jays, they were underrated last year due to injury. Their team is coming back, hopefully all healthy, and they retooled and added some new pieces. As a whole, their fate (again, like the Jays) will likely depend on their starters. There isn't as much upside there, however, so their fate seems to depend less on them exceeding expectations and more on the teams around them collapsing (which isn't entirely far fetched). Also, fuck the Yankees.
4. New York Yankees
I am ready to say that this is the year that things go badly. This is expecting a lot to go wrong, but more so this year I feel capable of saying that this is the year that that happens. They have a lot of lineup turnover, and are already injury riddled before the season starts. They do have the potential to be first, for sure, but there's just so much that can go wrong (and I want to be daring) that I'll say fourth for them.
5. Baltimore Orioles
It's just hard to see them performing that well again.. The success they had is unsustainable, even with a great bullpen, and they did nothing to improve the team over the off-season. It's hard to see them getting much over five hundred, even..
I was gonna do the rest but it was gonna take a longgggggg time, so I'm going to just do my playoff teams now
American League
AL East Winner - Blue Jays
AL Central Winner - Tigers
AL West Winner - Rangers
Wildcard #1 - Angels
Wildcard #2 - Athletics
National League
NL East Winner - Nationals
NL Central Winner - Cardinals
NL West Winner - Giants
Wildcard #1 - Braves
Wildcard #2 - Reds
Wildcard Games:
Braves vs. Reds
Angels vs. Athletics
ALDS:
Blue Jays vs. Athletics
Tigers vs. Rangers
NLDS:
Nationals vs. Reds
Giants vs. Cardinals
ALCS:
Blue Jays vs. Rangers
NLCS:
Nationals vs. Giants
World Series:
Rangers vs. Nationals
Enjoy yourself, Stallion.