AV Cosmoem Team Ranking
hi i wanted to rank all my ph teams in a tier list cause those are funny
S RANK
spam - the best team i've ever made in ph, sashspam psyspam is super great and you tear teams down, mzam is an excellent anti hazard and anti chansey, pdon kills muk and is a bulky blanket, pb mmy cleans other sashspam and revenges, wg mmy is another blanket, mgarde is an offensive bouncer and with moonblast chunks down the darks that pdon isn't targeting
baton pass - baton pass is broken in gen 3 because of taunt, you can blanket every matchup except like shadow ball deo-a especially with don taking care of lead rock blast mu
ng mmane - mane is broken, aerilate ray is broken especially with moongeist to bait and kill megabro, mguard gar is broken, rip chansey, bounce ray destroys every defensive mon ever, then the wg core of maudino and megabro is super solid and only loses to like freeze dry xern and moongeist mmx. imp chansey can't even win because everything is fully improofed
triple moldy fullpass - you pass subs and smash to stuff then win. and yes there is triple moldy but can we really count gyara as a full moldy? it's more like 0.5 moldy.
A RANK
kingdra bo - it's a gen 3 sample just go to my
sample submission post
ho - the famed emboar team, sceptile is a super good suicide lead and mguard mgar keeps hazards away, then we have a bunch of standard breakers with mb and then a no guard sweeper, then emboar of course the best innards user in the game
psyspam - psychic types in gen 3 are broken, quad priority is also pretty broken and machamp is cool too, sf ddon is also cool cause skarm is bad amirite
ng spam - there are 4 no guards on this team. i don't have to say anything else
gen 3 rain - there's like a thousand resources for this team
fear - Have you ever met someone and knew right away that they were the best thing that's ever happened to you? It feels strange because you've lived your entire life without even knowing they existed, but you wonder how you survived for this long without them in your life. I can honestly say that I've just felt true love for the first, and probably last, time in my life. For the longest time, you've listened to songs singing about love and romance, but you were never able to relate to them. All of the sudden, you are able to connect with nearly every single word you hear on an emotional level. You think about them literally all the time and can't imagine a future without them. It's funny how the tiniest chance encounter can have such profound effects. I feel really terrible and heartbroken now because I have to come to terms with the fact that my one true love may soon be gone for some time. The worst thing in the world is finding out that they don't share your feelings back. I know that this may seem like a lot of work just to express my feelings, but trust me, I would do so much more to show my love if I could.
I am, of course, referring to FEAR!
That is why it's about time I give my one true love, FEAR the affection it deserves. Ever since I was introduced to FEAR, I became an entirely new person. I was just a kid hopelessly in love with something I knew would never return my feelings.
I feel confident in saying that FEAR truly is the greatest team of all time. I don't think anything will ever make me believe otherwise (except for FEAR 2, of course). Not only is Mega Venusaur, the multi-hit FEAR mon, the greatest mon ever put to teambuilder, he is also the most powerful (dare I say, "flowerful?") broken and oppressive mon I have ever seen. I praise GameFAQs for effectively being able to make me care so much about a mon that I would not normally give the time of day. FEAR has made me a better person because it taught me that there are always more ways to build it. FEAR has the amazing message that it is OK to be yourself in an oppressive world that arbitrarily forces you to run serious teams. I have so much newfound respect for all FEAR mons now, especially Mega Venusaur. The concept of FEAR is too precious, unpredictable, creative, intelligent, entertaining, and enthralling to spoil for you here, but I will say it will have you on the edge of your seat for the entire game no matter how many times you've already played it. Every time I see it in games I buy a popcorn, but never even touch it because I am too focused on FEAR to notice anything going on outside of that screen. Teams like FEAR are so special, they offer great educational value to children of all ages AND they offer a great, engaging, intense PH experience; something that sad excuse of a team, spam, couldn't offer. When I first walked out of my first FEAR game, I was shaking because I had just been on the greatest emotional roller coaster of my life.
People may try and use memes, comparisons, and circlejerks as a credible source to justify why they think this masterpiece is bad. I am more than happy that FEAR is receiving rocky reviews from the start. Obviously it deserves the highest form of praise everywhere and from everyone, but some of the greatest teams of the past were all miserably misunderstood at the time of their initial release. Like wg mlop, many people who lack the brain capacity necessary to comprehend such important, life-changing plays presented in wg mlop walked out of the theater. no status, which is no longer considered the greatest film of all time since the release of FEAR, was widely panned by audiences for being too off-meta for its time. I will be waiting for the day when team raters all around the world show their students FEAR as an example of how to thematically, technically, and cinematically make a perfect team.
Don't even get me started on the comedy aspect of it! FEAR is also the funniest team ever! It has non-stop humor that makes me laugh every time I see it. Sometimes, I laugh so hard that I almost choke or pass out. Somehow, I was laughing for 106 minutes straight even though the game was only 86 minutes! Some of the sets just stick with you long after the game ends and you burst out laughing whenever you think of them.
If you didn't notice, I tried to keep my FEAR usage here to a minimum. You may be wondering why I am doing this if I am such a big fan of FEAR. Well, that is because I learned from FEAR that not all FEAR mons were made to fit into only one team. I prefer to understand FEAR mons' deeper sets and tech that may be contrary to the assumed sets they are stereotyped to represent. I seriously pity anyone who uses wishpass when they haven't seen FEAR because they can't understand the deeper tech the FEAR mons experience like us FEAR fans can. Those people can only take FEAR at face value.
B RANK
banette ho - i updated this team there's alolan raticate over deo-a and bane is just mega bane with prank now but this team is still cool and good, rat improofs bane fully as well and aerilate is still broken
wg mlop - wg mlop is the best set of 2020 and i will hear no objections, pixilate is even more broken than aerilate but diancie is a worse mon, dual stag is broken too and lets mlop sweep despite it sucking against wg
gen 6 rain - this could go higher because the mold breaker pogre set alone wins at preview 95% of the time and the wg palkia is neat too but its basically matchup fishing since wg palkia is camping like every time just waiting for a chance to go into a mold breaker
hail - the only team in my builder that was a group effort, this was created via a collaboration between me,
dramlamb,
BahamutLagoon,
mc56556,
WrathoftheLeopard, and Alexgrizz on PS but with regice over piloswine, i personally added the piloswine cause i thought it fit better
stag xern - stag xern is super neat, its role is to trap dark types so that mgar can sweep. bonemerang also breaks sashes cause deo-a sucks amirite, refrigerate is broken and prankster isn't nerfed yet
doubles - obviously this is for doubles. follow me + wonder guard is broken because you can use follow me every turn so if they don't have a moldy move you win
explosion spam - gen 3 explosion is good, rock blast duggy lead + two shadow ball deo-a is super sexy and makes the bp matchup easy, then you just spam explosion and sweep with something, wobb makes last mon not a hassle and also traps defensive stuff so you don't waste explosion, taunt notably targets skarm cause it's gonna try and ww you
cresselia - wg cress is super bad so i went out of my way to add kartana as a second wg and use fc cress instead, kart is also good cause the team sucked cause it was too passive, now it's much better because of the added offense
C RANK
sun with 4 fire weaks - it's sun with 4 fire weaks, run merely for the activation of shiftry's chlorophyll. you can guess why this is here.
scizor subpass - idk i never win with this, raikou is cool tho. also i removed scizor so the name doesn't make sense now
bisharp - there's something about this, maybe it's cause ray doesn't have haze, maybe it's cause bisharp has a bunch of flaws, maybe it's cause meloetta isn't bulky enough, maybe it's because there are 3 photon users, idk there's just something that makes this team underperform
subpass - my only gen 5 team i made all by myself, virizion was chosen over terrakion for the ground resist and mewtwo can beat every wonder guard given the time
ferrothorn - this team is just too passive, also despite being some bulky balance type team it isn't improofed
gen 7 rain - just look at it
D RANK
comaphase - no prank and no fast offensive mons that can actually break, i replaced celesteela with maudino but even then it's too passive but it's not the right kind of passive
baton pass - any hazer means you lose, imprison haze just means you can pass through haze, doesn't mean you can sweep through it
assist - assist sucks cause it's back and forth between wg and big tanky mon
no status - there are no status moves on the team also heliolisk is on it
also here are the teams
https://pokepast.es/b7de1141e4fafc61
bye