GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO THE OMPL XI MANAGER POWER RANKINGS - requested by
PandaDoux and
hayedenn
let's get into this shit
Self-sabotage category:
Number 8 - gods as ghold - Maybca☆〜ゝ。∂ and Eledyr
no capitalization on any of the letters, the witty pun doesn't work I think? and Maybca has some kind of hieroglyphs in their name? SORRY, but this doesn't feel it to me.... maybca next year.....
Number 7 - The Terrible Tyrants - drampa's grandpa and kenn
okay, do I even need to explain? you called yourself terrible ?_? who will want to play for a franchise called terrible? unrelated but I'm completely lost on how many ken's we have on this site now... (not that I have any room to talk about my own name LOL) you guys are carried by drampa's grandpa's name always being so epic so you arent last I guess
Number 6- Soul-Stealing Seven-Star Solgaleos - Fc and Guard
The SSSSS from UMPL returns, the abbreviation is cool, sounds very slick, and Marshadows Signature move is always gonna be a very epic factor. But you are the solgaleos and not marshadows? I get that you want to have the 5 S's but you couldve done Shadows instead. this is kinda disappointing, your names are alright though
You didn't do anything wrong category:
Number 5 - Fluttermania - Magikarp_Is_AG and adem
Fluttermania sounds really cool but like why is it mania? Is there a backstory I'm missing, what does it mean, I'm left with questions..... Magikarp_Is_AG seems like a shitty name at first but the fact that you don't play AG makes it actually better for me. yeah, I don't have much else to say about this team it's just alright.
Number 4 - Wiggly Family - Dragonillis and Palapapop
Truth be told, I love the Wiggly's they were my first OMPL team so you can't really go wrong here. They keep the franchise running every year with re-occurring people from the same team which is a nice consistency. But we did lose out on Gman being on the team which is a huge loss :C that being said a top 4 is pretty good for my French friends :D
You are pretty cool category:
Number 3- Photon Geezers - Tea Guzzler and ponchlake
okay, you guys better be like fans of Geezer Butler or smth otherwise this is a big letdown. Photon on its own is just a very epic-sounding move, I also like how the manager names sound in general. overall everything about this team sounds great, I like it!
Number 2 - W VIRIZZIONS - hayedenn and Greybaum
The manager names sound pretty nice here as well, I think the double n in hayedenn is actually better than one n. But the team name kinda stands out, with the full caps, the meme-meta-joke built-in and there is actually a Pokemon in the name! warning: boomers might not find your name funny though.
Number 1 - Dubwool Entendres - Redflix and Quantum Tesseract
I am a sucker for good wordplay and this is just right that. For some, it might be cheesy though but fuck you if you think that. I also like the names of both managers and I also happen to have a lot of respect for Redflix as he is able to put up with tectonic destroyer for multiple OMPLs.
That's it from me, keep in mind these rankings are 100% UNBIASED and 100% TRUE so if you DON'T like them you only have yourself to blame.