'tis the evening of the twelfth day of Christmas, so let's recap what Niantic got us this year.
*Clears throat*
*Old-timey record starts playing*
On the first day of Christmas, Niantic gave to me:
Another freakin' hat for Pikachu.
On the second day of Christmas, Niantic gave to me:
Two red Poké Balls,
And another freakin' hat for Pikachu.
On the third day of Christmas, Niantic gave to me:
Three Revives,
Two red Poké Balls,
And another freakin' hat for Pikachu.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Niantic gave to me:
Four times the app froze,
Three Revives,
Two red Poké Balls,
And another freakin' hat for Pikachu.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Niantic gave to me:
FIVE ... MORE ... BUGS!
Four times the app froze,
Three Revives,
Two red Poké Balls,
And another freakin' hat for Pikachu.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Niantic gave to me:
Six Nanab Berries,
FIVE ... MORE ... BUGS!
Four times the app froze,
Three Revives,
Two red Poké Balls,
And another freakin' hat for Pikachu.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Niantic gave to me:
Seven manky Mankey,
Six Nanab Berries,
FIVE ... MORE ... BUGS!
Four times the app froze,
Three Revives,
Two red Poké Balls,
And another freakin' hat for Pikachu.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Niantic gave to me:
Eight basic Potions,
Seven manky Mankey,
Six Nanab Berries,
FIVE ... MORE ... BUGS!
Four times the app froze,
Three Revives,
Two red Poké Balls,
And another freakin' hat for Pikachu.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Niantic gave to me:
Nine 5k Eggs,
Eight basic Potions,
Seven manky Mankey,
Six Nanab Berries,
FIVE ... MORE ... BUGS!
Four times the app froze,
Three Revives,
Two red Poké Balls,
And another freakin' hat for Pikachu.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Niantic gave to me:
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On the eleventh day of Christmas, Niantic gave to me:
Eleven GBL quests,
Ten make-up Stardust,
Nine 5k Eggs,
Eight basic Potions,
Seven manky Mankey,
Six Nanab Berries,
FIVE ... MORE ... BUGS!
Four times the app froze,
Three Revives,
Two red Poké Balls,
And another freakin' hat for Pikachu.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Niantic gave to me:
12 months of events,
Eleven GBL quests,
Ten make-up Stardust,
Nine 5k Eggs,
Eight basic Potions,
Seven manky Mankey,
Six Nanab Berries,
FIVE ... MORE ... BUGS!
Four times the app froze,
Three Revives,
Two red Poké Balls,
And yet another f**kin' hat for Pikachu.