This is such a dumb argument. How DARE members of Smogon want to play in a fair environment (as fair as Pokemon can get, that is)! Seriously, does it really bother you that some people want to play the game differently than others? Just let the people who want to play singles in the Smogon fashion do so, and let the people who want to play singles/doubles in the Nintendo fashion do so as well. Nobody should feel the need to bash the other side, because they are simply playing the game in the way that they most enjoy. There is no "right" way to play Pokemon. I know many people who only play Pokemon in-game and never battle competitively. Does that make them any less of a person than me? Absolutely not, it just means that they have different tastes than me, which is not a problem at all.
 
Anyways, I've come up with a few ideas for teams, but they are all probably really bad and unimaginative =/ Oh well, hopefully I can scrape something together come tournament time (provided that I can actually make it to a tournament this year).