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My spicy take is that I hate all variations on "blessed", "cursed", and I ESPECIALLY hate the word "blursed". Fucking hate this stupid-ass chonker sounding word. It's literally a word made up by reddit to describe feelings of adoration, discomfort and conflicting feelings about something in a stupidly dumbed -down way. It ticks me off to no end when I'm minding my own business, scrolling through my TL and then I saw "aw hehe my heckin' chonker doggo made a blursed face, updoot my post for all the karma!" HATE THAT. OOOOOOH my face always turns red with angry as the smoke begins to flow out of my ears whenever see I sat garbage distortion of the English language.

Also you ever heard a Brit say fucking "blursed heckin' chonker doggo"? No, you fucking haven't because they don't speak this stupid Americanized millennial bullshit. I hate those words with a fiery fucking passion. Just say "Oh look at my cute little puppy / dog, isn't he cute despite his smooshed face from inbreeding?"

good night smogoff
 
no movie or show is improved by dream sequences or hallucinations. if im watching a character talking or doing something else then they had better be alive and corporeal. and dont say inception because the premise of inception is that you can go into someone elses dream which is not the same as just a boring hallucination
 
monkfish said:
no movie or show is improved by dream sequences or hallucinations. if im watching a character talking or doing something else then they had better be alive and corporeal. and dont say inception because the premise of inception is that you can go into someone elses dream which is not the same as just a boring hallucination
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idk i feel like sometimes in shows like scrubs it can offer insight into a characters psyche in a humorous way but im not sure if you mean it like that because in that case it happens in like every episode and is a running joke in the show
 
monkfish said:
no movie or show is improved by dream sequences or hallucinations. if im watching a character talking or doing something else then they had better be alive and corporeal. and dont say inception because the premise of inception is that you can go into someone elses dream which is not the same as just a boring hallucination
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says he doesn't like hallucinations yet his pfp is literally a bird.
 
SagMyPants said:
Cats was a great movie, and it is only because of the rise of atheism, agnosticism, indifferentism, and fundamentalism of various religions that it went misunderstood. If you have read all of the Doctors of the Church and the mystics of the Islamic Golden Age you would understand its genius.
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my hot take is that you are full of cat shit lol
 
I thought they were already considered pretty distinct? Like the conversational track of "Do you have any coffee?" getting responded with "No, we only have instant" with the implications being that instant coffee is outright not coffee is a thing that already happens.

Is this a rare occurrence and I'm just lucky with regional dialects??
 
anyone over the age of 0 should be immediately disqualified from being the president of the united states. was going to follow this suggestion up by suggesting the country be bombed to the ground, but in light of current geopolitical tensions that may be an insensitive sentiment.
 
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