Post your searing hot takes

[earl]

i despise cheesecake specifically because I love both components, but this so-called combination of the two is absolutely foul

 

[Wildfiree]

i despise cheesecake specifically because I love both components, but the so-called combination of the two is absolutely foul

Couldn’t have said it any better cheese cake lovers should be banned from the site.

 

[MAMP]

ur all freaks. cheesecake is the best form of cheese and the best form of cake

 

[awyp]

ur all freaks. cheesecake is the best form of cheese and the best form of cake

not ice cream cake? come on i mess with cheesecake but ice cream cake is ice cream which is > than cake

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Ranch Dip + Pizza = 10 / 10

 

[MAMP]

ice cream cake is not a cake, it's just cake-shaped ice cream with some toppings

edit: even if it were a cake, it's still worse than cheesecake

 

[Triple777 Vinny]

Cheese cake is garbage

this is most certainly a searing hot take.

 

[Local Dog]

lactose intolerant bozos are trying to ruin cheese cake in this thread right now

 

[zf]

Itchiness worse than pain.

 

[zf]

at Least th pain… i know i am alive… it keep me Going…

The itch… it make me wanna to die. To exist nO longer….

 

[Candelia]

dunno if this is like, a hot take but

schools should stop teaching math after like 8th or 9th grade (in good ol Burgerland), it's utterly useless after it.

could be me just being stoobid though

(also birthday cake flavor anything is absolute ass, change my mind)

 

[Adeleine]

schools should stop teaching math after like 8th or 9th grade (in good ol Burgerland), it's utterly useless after it.

as a not-math person, not even getting into like career paths, i don't know what's more valuable in context than the problem solving + system learning + logical thinking and consistency teaching it provides. these things, and not like taking integrals, are the usefulness of that math to most people. maybe there's some better class to take the slot, but i don't know of it yet. well, language arts is better, but that's already on the curriculum =)

 

[zf]

statistics and applied mathematics r good replacements for calculus In general schhool populus. And very useful skills to develope

Even more tantamount is the Skill of communication.

 

[Candelia]

as a not-math person, not even getting into like career paths, i don't know what's more valuable in context than the problem solving + system learning + logical thinking and consistency teaching it provides. these things, and not like taking integrals, are the usefulness of that math to most people. maybe there's some better class to take the slot, but i don't know of it yet. well, language arts is better, but that's already on the curriculum =)

yeah that's honestly fair enough

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

in school they should teach you how to be funny on the inter nent that shit would fuck

 

[Candelia]

in school they should teach you how to be funny on the inter nent that shit would fuck

maybe

 

[zf]

in school they should teach you how to be funny on the inter nent that shit would fuck

SO true

Had to spent Years developing this skill with no guidance….!

 

[earl]

lactose intolerant bozos are trying to ruin cheese cake in this thread right now

i’m lactose intolerant as shit and i eat dairy near constantly. this form of dairy is just bad. sorry

 

[War Incarnate]

cheese cake is decent and y'all need to stop slandering it. especially variants of it too

also more high schools should teach you how to file taxes

 

[earl]

oh here’s a take- straight milk is lowkey nasty

(disclaimer- i developed lactose intolerance a few years ago and only hold this opinion now that milk is a faustian pact drink)

(additional point- skim milk was always terrible)

 

[Wildfiree]

oh here’s a take- straight milk is lowkey nasty

(disclaimer- i developed lactose intolerance a few years ago and only hold this opinion now that milk is a faustian pact drink)

(additional point- skim milk was always terrible)

Nah fs milk definitely nasty af. Almond milk >>>>

 

[earl]

Nah fs milk definitely nasty af. Almond milk >>>>

more of an oat guy when it comes to lattes

 

[Greybaum]

oat milk tastes like sad porridge and im absolutely astounded it's become the most popular milk alternative. can't put it in anything without it becoming granola flavour

coconut and hazelnut milk are good in certain circumstances but cashew milk is the only truly good neutral option for drinks.
i have not yet tried hemp, pea, or potato milk.

 

[Candelia]

how do y'all not like milk, it's the best thing ever

 

[McGrrr]

I have an oat latte every weekday (when not WFH); it helps to lower my cholesterol.

 

[Ironmage]

Within common knowledge of Greek Myth, too much attention is paid to Sisyphus' punishment (boulder, etc.) and not enough to the crime that led to said punishment: successfully cheating death for everyone in the world by locking the grim reaper in his closet.