Teachers overanalyze everything so much. I honestly doubt that every bit of punctuation Joseph Conrad put into his book has meaning to it. Do authors try putting in symbolism and stuff into their writings? Sure they do, but not to that degree. Not every single forest has to be a metaphor for entering a new world, sometimes people just put a forest in their story for the sake of putting a forest in the story. I swear, half the stuff about Shakespeare was just made up by English teachers so they wouldn't be unemployed. They can just b.s. stuff, say its "research" or "the ingenuity of language" and take their paycheck. Honestly? Analyzing significance of the length of each of Shakepeare's lines? I honestly doubt that Shakespeare intentionally made every line a certain length to signify something. His plays were freaking for people to watch! Who cares if the line ends in and or and Prospero. Analyzing the significance of every minute detail including punctuation, by the way, is in the IB Higher Level English curriculum, so its not just one person even.
Actually, these people put ridiculous amounts of detail into their work. Especially Shakespeare where every line of dialogue is important. People like you who say that these English teachers make this shit up are probably going to end up at a desk job as your profession, since you don't actually understand what the concept of what "hard work" really is.
They make you to do it because it teaches you to think critically and not take everything you are told literally. I honestly am suspicious that you might have asbergers or something since you are so dense when it comes to things that you aren't told to you straight out.I actually enjoy reading believe it or not. However, its the fact that English classes force you to not only read, but be able to quote it and analyze random symbolism and crap that pisses me off. Why do we need to analyze boring as hell books like Great Gatsby? In fact, its not just the boring books they ruined. Life of Pi for example, was an awesome story about a boy and his wanderings with a tiger. English class ruined that for me by turning it into a discussion about religion, they even broke down the freaking animals into nothing but religious metaphors. Nobody freaking reads because they like making religious connections to every last event, except maybe religious extremist, people read because they like the plot, and if they see symbolism occasionally, so be it. I don't see why we need to be able to know every last minute detail about a book we will never again touch in our lives.
EDIT: To clarify, this statement was not meant to insult anybody with Asbergers. He just reminds me of a friend I have that has it.
Life isn't about grades it's about developing real skills. The people who only work to get good grades are the people who end up living unfulfilled lives in their adult years. And just because you got an A just like that "future Arts" student doesn't mean your work is anywhere near the quality of his.Oh yeah, and to connect this to the topic. For those of you that have procrastination problems, if you're going to leave anything to the last minute, leave English. You can literally just b.s. stuff on the spot and still get as good a mark as some future Arts student who put like 5 hours into their work. In fact, most of the time you don't even need to read the book. I ended up with a 5 in IB Higher Level English exams just by going onto Sparknotes an hour before the exam.













