I can't tell if this thread feels like it's on the bordering edge of spam or not. Maybe I'm being too harsh, but a thread like this feels like spam, particularly with a one-liner OP but also because of some of these replies. I very vaguely remember having some moderation ability here in Cong on account of one singular badge my permanent decision to stay away from the Politics thread not withstanding so while I would like to, for lack of a better phrase, "do my job for once", it's been so long since I've done any moderator action with said badge that I... honestly don't know how to go about this situation.
If this sounds like an extremely convoluted way for me to to ask other more experienced moderators (or heck, at this rate anyone more active than myself) for advice, that's because it is.