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[Standard] Fallout 3 Mafia - Game Over! UncleSam and Flamestrike Win!

Jigglypuffers42 for Best Mafioso of 2010!

<+billymills> iiMKUltra
<~iiMKUltra> yes
<+billymills> is posting screenshots allowed
<+Blue_Tornado> of course not.....
<~iiMKUltra> no
<+Life> Why would it be?
<~iiMKUltra> have you ever even played mafia billy
<+Life> No, he's new
<+billymills> iimk
<+billymills> it's hilarious
<+billymills> please?
<+Blue_Tornado> does it reveal/prove anything related to the game
<+billymills> yes
<+billymills> but
<+billymills> it's hilarious
<+UltraPorygon> ...
<+billymills> ok guys
<+billymills> I'm going to post jigglypuffers' PM here
<+billymills> I'm going to bold the last line
<+billymills> for the record
<+NJ> you did jig sub in for?
<+billymills> Originally Posted by Fat Veedrock
<+billymills> Dear Da Letter El, You are Lucas Simms.
<+billymills> Screw Moriarty, you are the Sheriff and Mayor of Megaton, and everyone else knows it. However, despite being the Mayor, your vote is only worth 1 for now. Once per night, you may send both iiMKUltra and Veedrock a PM titled ‘Night X – User, am I Sheriff, or am I Sheriff? ’. You will ask this user if you are the Sheriff, and if they say yes, you will know they are allied with The Wasteland. That or they’re that jerk Moriarty.
<+billymills> You are allied with The Wasteland. You win if all other factions are eliminated.
<+billymills> That's my fake. He asked me to check Objection n1. I told him he was clean. I also said I idled n0. That should be about everything...[./quote][./quote]
<+UncleSam> ...
<+NJ> haha
<+UltraPorygon> wat the hell
<+UncleSam> rofling
<+shade> hahahah
<+Life> Huh?
<+UltraPorygon> roflmao
<+Life> HAHAHAHA
<+UncleSam> poor jigglypuffers
<+UncleSam> first big mafia then this...
<+Jigglypuffers42> fml
<+Jigglypuffers42> wow i suck
<+NJ> hahahahaha
<+Life> Next lynch target please?
<+Jigglypuffers42> would it be too late to say im not mafia?
<+NJ> just the sentence
<+NJ> That's my fake.
<+Jigglypuffers42> i hate myself
<+Jigglypuffers42> fml
<+Jigglypuffers42> fml
<+UltraPorygon> theres only one thing you can say
<+Blue_Tornado> did you really send him taht
<+Blue_Tornado> lol...
<+UltraPorygon> you fail at failing
<+billymills> also
<+Blue_Tornado> how long was it since you subbed in
<+billymills> for the record
<+Blue_Tornado> 30 minutes?
<+Jigglypuffers42> shut up
<+Blue_Tornado> :l
<+Jigglypuffers42> i hate myself
<+Blue_Tornado> don't be too hard on yourself

Quite funny. And don't worry, I've been dumber in the past.
 
The night was rough. Gunfire, growls, screams. The sounds of terror filled the night and kept most of you from getting any kind of rest. As sunrise finally hits, the restlessness and light sleeping is brought to an end by a broadcast from the radio:

unclesam sucks cocks

Yawns are interrupted halfway by chuckles as you all pile outside. The sun was certainly welcoming but the sounds of night have left many of you scared shitless. After gathering in the town square you notice a few missing bodies. Fearing the worst, you split into groups to determine their fate. The first shock came from the house of resident ladies' man imperfectluck ginganinja, who was lying in a pool of blood. He was beaten to a pulp and severely disfigured, but enough pondering revealed him to be:

Veedrock said:
Dear imperfectluck/ginganinja,
You are The Mysterious Stranger.

You are a suited man who comes to aid the luckiest of the wastes. Once per night, you may send both iiMKUltra and Veedrock a PM titled ‘Night X - Aid User’. User’s priority will be raised to the highest possible level, but because of the immense luck involved in your arrival, you cannot target the same User two nights running.

In addition, once per night, you may send both iiMKUltra and Veedrock a PM titled ‘Night X – Let me ask you a question.’ Include in the body of this PM a question that can be answered with yes or no. This cannot contain any Smogon usernames, unless they are actual words. The hosts will answer your question truthfully.

You are allied with The Wasteland. You win if all other factions are eliminated.

A true tragedy, but there's little time for morning as one of you carry out the next body. Nobody could quite figure out who he was at first as his body was burnt to a crisp. The smell of his flesh was nauseating, but by process of elimination you figured out who was missing. It was -thelucarioeffect-, aka:

Veedrock said:
Dear lambasto/-thelucarioeffect-,
You are Moira Brown.

You are the owner of Megaton’s general store, the Craterside Supply. Once per night, you may send both iiMKUltra and Veedrock a PM titled ‘Night X – User, would you like to do some research?’ Because of your cheery demeanour, User will be unable to refuse your offer, but because of the demanding and outlandish nature of your requests, they will die while attempting to complete this research. You will be so devastated by this that you won’t be able to ask another user to perform research for another cycle.

You are allied with The Wasteland. You win if all other factions are eliminated.

The shock of losing such a friendly character hasn't quite sunk in yet. After determining there are no more casualties, several of you break down. The hosts of Ancient Mafia both offed in one night, what a tragic coincidence. Fowl tempers fill the air, as does the desire for vengeance.

PMs are out. Deadline is pointless but grace will not be waived so don't ask.
 
Veedrock appears to have forgotten that a key part of a night update is result pms. I'll therefore be sending them out now. In addition, I need another sub. PM Veed or me if interested.

fuk Veed
 
No, don't lynch jig yet! We need to give her the chance to defend herself!


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Seriously, you can't defend yourself against that evidence. Well, that and it seems that I didn't even need to withhold my vote all those other times because of the truly magnificent grace period.

Lynch jigglypuffers42 and apologies for the inconvenience my behaviour in the last two lynches might have caused.

Oh and
Fowl tempers fill the air
Is that a mis-spelling/typo or just a poor attempt at a pun?

EDIT: Retracting vote for reasons billy can explain.
 
Two people have retracted their votes for jig. Is there perhaps a bigger threat we should be lynching today, or is there another reason for jumping off the bandwagon? I ask because previously you've all been so happy to bandwagon.
 
Two people have retracted their votes for jig. Is there perhaps a bigger threat we should be lynching today, or is there another reason for jumping off the bandwagon? I ask because previously you've all been so happy to bandwagon.

Ya. Haven't any of you noticed that billy retracted his vote and unclesam isn't voting for me in the first place? Clearly I am not the one to lynch.
 
Ya. Haven't any of you noticed that billy retracted his vote and unclesam isn't voting for me in the first place? Clearly I am not the one to lynch.

Well, please enlighten us. You did this in IRC without mentioning a name and a role.

If you're clearly not the person to lynch, why don't you give us another better target than someone who has publicly admitted to mafia (I'm not making fun of your fail, I'm going after you confirming it).
 
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