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The Everything NFL Thread - 2009

The Chiefs can't even destroy a college team.
Even the worst team ever in NFL history would destroy the best college team, fact.....

As bad as the Chiefs, and even a team like the Browns are: A college team wouldnt even make it a game against them. Not even half of the best college team now will make the NFL, and everybody in the NFL is good. Id even say the Lions of last year could blow out the best college team of this year by far
 
Even the worst team ever in NFL history would destroy the best college team, fact.....

As bad as the Chiefs, and even a team like the Browns are: A college team wouldnt even make it a game against them. Not even half of the best college team now will make the NFL, and everybody in the NFL is good. Id even say the Lions of last year could blow out the best college team of this year by far

No shit, Sherlock? Learn sarcasm.

but Cleveland just may rise up and cover the eleven-point spread

No, just no.
 
actually, from the mid 30s to 70s, the NFL champion and a college all-star team played an exhibition match; the college team won a few of those games.
 
No shit, Sherlock? Learn sarcasm.



No, just no.
sarcasm on the internet.... just doesnt work buddy


actually, from the mid 30s to 70s, the NFL champion and a college all-star team played an exhibition match; the college team won a few of those games.
Well, thats kinda different also. A college all star team could probably somewhat compete with an NFL team since most of those all stars would be going pro anyway, and could be impact players in the league as well
 
1. Fuck Jason Elam.
2. Fuck Matt Ryan for sophomore slump.
3. Fuck the Panthers for hurting Michael Turner...

Ugh... now I must rely on the Rams beating the saints to have a shot at the Falcons winning the division still...
 
So far I'm 6-3 this week. I really should be 8-1. What the hell Jets/Steelers. What the hell :/

EDIT: How was that loss Jason Elam's fault? He missed one field goal. You lost by 9. And he didn't miss an Extra Point of that's what you were thinking, the Falcons went for 2.
 
Really wish Polamalu would stop getting hurt....or the Steelers defense would STOP FUCKING GIVING UP WHENEVER HE DOES!!!

Also both my fantasy opponents this week had Chris Johnson...lol

EDIT: aaaaaaand I benched LT
 
lmao injury proneamalu

it's the first time two players had shown up on the same cover so maybe it only affects one per year

or fitz could blow out his knee next week idk
 
How the fuck does Dallas go to shutting down Philly one week and then losing to the effin' Packers the next week?

Yeah, way too many teams are inconsistent this year, it's crazy. Case in point: previously 6-0 Denver's 3-game losing streak and San Diego's 4-game winning streak resulting in a tie for 1st place AFC West.
 
Yeah, way too many teams are inconsistent this year, it's crazy. Case in point: previously 6-0 Denver's 3-game losing streak and San Diego's 4-game winning streak resulting in a tie for 1st place AFC West.

I dunno, that seems like the AFC West to me.

And FUCK YEAH COLTS WAY TO DOWN THOSE PATRIOTS

That game was epic. It will forever be known for "The Immaculate Bobble"
 
Polamalu is actually a pretty cool guy eh plays football doesn't afraid of anything and is just taking the brunt of Fitz's end of the curse too. That's why this is the second time he's been injured this season.

obligatory LOLBELICHICK just now
 
I dunno, that seems like the AFC West to me.

And FUCK YEAH COLTS WAY TO DOWN THOSE PATRIOTS

That game was epic. It will forever be known for "The Immaculate Bobble"
Yeah..no. The Bill Belicheck downed the Patriots so the game will be forever know as "Bullshit Belicheck"..or something along those lines
 
I dunno, that seems like the AFC West to me.

And FUCK YEAH COLTS WAY TO DOWN THOSE PATRIOTS

That game was epic. It will forever be known for "The Immaculate Bobble"
It will be known as "the terrible ball placement"

I just can't believe the bull shit of that game.
 
Just gotta say it...

FUCK THOSE PATRIOTS!

Yay for Indy...I will lol if they and the Saints both finish the season undefeated.
 
Aw, man... I didn't see the whole game, but on the failed 4th down conversion, weren't the Patriots winning, anyway? What was the point of going for it instead of punting?

I went to bed with the happy thought of being able to gloat over my Colts-fanatic friend, but now....

Well, at least San Fransisco won.
 
Aw, man... I didn't see the whole game, but on the failed 4th down conversion, weren't the Patriots winning, anyway? What was the point of going for it instead of punting?

I went to bed with the happy thought of being able to gloat over my Colts-fanatic friend, but now....

Well, at least San Fransisco won.
They were going for it with the vain hope that, if they'd converted into a first down, that they could have then ran down the clock to end the game (they were ahead by what, 6?). Whereas if they punted it, Manning would end up with the ball and likely have a good chance of marching down field to score. Of course, Manning marched right down the field anyways when the Pats handed it to him on a silver platter at their what, 34?
 
No, HeroMasaki. But that missed Field Goal changes the entire game from there on. Here's what happens if he makes that, the Falcons are up by 1, the defense can stop the Panthers, that INT by Matt Ryan never happens.
 
Ok guys I know this Patriots fan and he recent made a thread on another forum. He posted this

Brady+Moss+Welker still red hot. I don't think some people realize we scorched the Colts; were it not for Maroney and gay reffing it would have been another Brady shootout. After all Belicheck's never lost a game before leading 13 in the 4th, Brady is 25-3 when throwing 300+ yards (or a record close to that), and the Colts gave up 34 when they came in only averaging 13.5 allowed a game. Did I mention Moss had a field day and Brady had 3 TD passes?

csb (BAN ME PLEASE) bandwagon haters who have no real basis and grounds except for the fact that we're better you
so I preceded to spam his thread with David Tyree catch animations but I really need your thoughts on this (Oh btw I'm apparently one of those bandwagoners because I root for the Panthers, Eagles and somewhat the Jets. Who are a combined 13-14)
 
How about pointing out Manning had 4 TD passes and pretty much torched em as well? Or in general, and Manning/Brady comparison with Manning being better should rile up any Brady fan. Maybe also point out past achievements have no relevance when considering the present situation. Tell them also to face it, Belicheck fucked up bad with deciding to go for it and that Brady is another overrated dumb QB?

I dunno, just some fun insults that come to mind.
 
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