• Smogon Premier League is here and the team collection is now available. Support your team!

The Everything NHL Thread

Haha that's awesome Flamestrike! Speaking of awesome, I love how we have beaten Detroit in six of seven playoff games over the last two years by a single goal each time, and that in the one game we lost we actually got flogged lol.
 
I don't care what he did this season... give this guy the Norris, if only for this completely badass moment:

CHARA.jpg
 
it's hard to imagine the sheer scale of this man until he dwarves an everyday item.

I bet he CRASHED after that game if he was desperate enough to drink cola during the game.
 
Lambert said:
Boston Bruins: Remember when Zdeno Chara(notes) was drinking that Coke on the bench? Yeah the NHL told him he can't do it any more because the league has a partnership with Pepsi. Also revealed: Chara drinks Coke once a month.
Click to expand...

Seriously, NHL...



oh man lambert suddenly learned how to write or something

Lambert (again) said:
Phoenix Coyotes: Don Maloney had a chat with fans on Friday. He revealed that the team would really like a top-line center. "We are always looking to improve," he said. "In fact, I had breakfast with Bryz and asked him to find us a center from Russia." I'm pretty sure it's exactly that easy, too.
Click to expand...

I just can't figure out why this franchise isn't stable with brilliant strategies like this one.








In other news if my teams could get the collective dicks out of their mouths that would be great because if it goes down any farther they're barely going to have the gag reflex left to choke and I don't even know the word for that. I could whine all day about BS in last year's Wings/Sharks series but this year the Sharks are pretty much just beating the shit out of the Wings and don't even get me started on the Caps...

If anyone has an in with the people that make the milk cartoons I could use a Nicklas Backstrom one though I can't find him ANYWHERE
 
Haven't been able to keep abreast recently, what are the series standings at this poinst, and wat are the potential next round match ups based on the current state?
 
Texas Cloverleaf said:
Haven't been able to keep abreast recently, what are the series standings at this poinst, and wat are the potential next round match ups based on the current state?
Click to expand...
Right now all signs point to Boston vs. Tampa and San Jose vs. the winner of Vancouver and Nashville (that's the only series that is tied after 2 games, the others are all 2-0 except for Tampa-Washington which is 3-0 after Tampa's win tonight)
 
K the green men are nothing to the fan who keeps blowing the fucking whistle. Your preds are relevant, we understand, so stop distracting the players. It's as annoying as the Vancouver fan who was pointing the laser at Kiprusoff's face.

And I don't mind the fact that the NHL told them not to touch the glass. They'll have more creative antics without touching glass.
 
The animals capable of predicting the playoffs decrease in intellectual capacity with every passing year.

Edit: WER it depends on the species of each. Octopi are short lived as well, so gain very little from experience whereas Capuchin's actually understand economy and tools.
 
Does this mean we get to throw frenchmen on the ice at Lightning games?

Frustrating to see my Caps get beat this badly but it's hard not to be impressed by how the Lightning are playing and Boucher is outcoaching Boudreau so badly it makes my head spin. And if that gets him fired this is a better season long-term than a cup win would have been.
 
Vineon said:
There was a monkey that once predicted the playoffs with accuracy, then an octopus. This year it is the french.
Click to expand...

At this rate, it wont be long before a table will predict the playoffs correctly.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top