Urza gets Memphis the Sneasel!
Take Memphis the Sneasel. Memphis, being named after my hometown, wants to emulate the city as much as possible. Therefore, by the E4, it must have this moveset, with each move representing something about Memphis:
Gang Wars: Beat Up/Swagger
Murder: Metal Claw/Poison Jab
Sports: Agility/Quick Attack/Taunt
Bipolar Weather: Sunny Day/Rain Dance/Hail
It may evolve as soon as it knows three of these four moves and solos Volkner.