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What's the worst thing you've ever done? (super serious guys don't fuck about)
- Thread starter VKCA
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Toilet Rage
After some brainstorming I stumbled upon the incident that was the first of my soon to be many brutalities committed against toilets. I was at this shitty bar that we used to go to. It consisted of a hut were you could buy drinks from(really cheap beer and no name liqours) and a bunch of benches and tables under a roof. Also it had one of the most disgusting "restrooms" I've ever seen. So I was taking a piss when this guy comes in, he's probably in his 50s, so I start talking to him about how disgusting the place is. The thing is that I wasn't exactly sober and was also quite angry so I was more of yelling than actually talking. So he starts profoundly apologizing for the mess even thou I wasn't actually angry at him. After I finish I go back to my friends and tell them about it, turns out the guy was the owner of the place. Before leaving and after a few more drinks, I go back to the restroom taken over by some righteous fury, tear of a pipe that was hanging from the ceiling and smash one of the urinals and make my quick exit.
This still doesn't explain why I continued doing this on multiple occasions. Maybe I've got some kind of oppressed hatred of toilets based of childhood trauma hmmmm...
The Bar Bannings
These really aren't that bad or uninteresting but I'll mention the for completeness.
1. At an expensive/high class bar, fuck knows why we actually ended up there, we accidentally smash the glass table we were sitting at ---> we get banned.
2. Now this is my favorite one. There's this place that got renovated and everyone started going there, even though it was still pretty bad. So were outside taking a piss of the bridge next to it when some dude insults one of my friends. Now this friend of mine is really small/skinny he's like 50kgs max and 22 years old, so people tend to pick on him thinking he's an easy target. So him plus another friend walk up to these guys (about 12 people with 1 or 2 girls) to ask them what the fuck is their problem while the other 3 of us stay back to watch the show and provide back up if needed. Now these guys completely pussy out even they completely outnumber us and the guy yelling at them is a head shorter than any of them. So the skinhead security guy comes out to asking what's up, he's told to shut up and stay out of it. Then the owner comes out, they start telling him that he has a shitty place that serves spineless assholes like these etc etc and after feeling relatively satisfied we leave clearly not welcome back.
3. Now this is the kind of place that thinks it's high class but actually isn't, some people got banned at different times so the rest of us took it on ourselves to go in and also get banned, we of course succeeded.
Bonus. In chronological this was the first, we were around 15 at the time I think. We pepper sprayed the whole place for shits and giggles. Never actually got caught but didn't return just to be safe. Since then it has a different owner and were kinda VIP there.
Bonus Bonus. Also there was this art pub thing that also sold like porcelain tea cups and stuff, from where I stole/broke some stuff and didn't get caught. However later I returned/payed for it anonymously so that isn't actually that bad.
After some brainstorming I stumbled upon the incident that was the first of my soon to be many brutalities committed against toilets. I was at this shitty bar that we used to go to. It consisted of a hut were you could buy drinks from(really cheap beer and no name liqours) and a bunch of benches and tables under a roof. Also it had one of the most disgusting "restrooms" I've ever seen. So I was taking a piss when this guy comes in, he's probably in his 50s, so I start talking to him about how disgusting the place is. The thing is that I wasn't exactly sober and was also quite angry so I was more of yelling than actually talking. So he starts profoundly apologizing for the mess even thou I wasn't actually angry at him. After I finish I go back to my friends and tell them about it, turns out the guy was the owner of the place. Before leaving and after a few more drinks, I go back to the restroom taken over by some righteous fury, tear of a pipe that was hanging from the ceiling and smash one of the urinals and make my quick exit.
This still doesn't explain why I continued doing this on multiple occasions. Maybe I've got some kind of oppressed hatred of toilets based of childhood trauma hmmmm...
The Bar Bannings
These really aren't that bad or uninteresting but I'll mention the for completeness.
1. At an expensive/high class bar, fuck knows why we actually ended up there, we accidentally smash the glass table we were sitting at ---> we get banned.
2. Now this is my favorite one. There's this place that got renovated and everyone started going there, even though it was still pretty bad. So were outside taking a piss of the bridge next to it when some dude insults one of my friends. Now this friend of mine is really small/skinny he's like 50kgs max and 22 years old, so people tend to pick on him thinking he's an easy target. So him plus another friend walk up to these guys (about 12 people with 1 or 2 girls) to ask them what the fuck is their problem while the other 3 of us stay back to watch the show and provide back up if needed. Now these guys completely pussy out even they completely outnumber us and the guy yelling at them is a head shorter than any of them. So the skinhead security guy comes out to asking what's up, he's told to shut up and stay out of it. Then the owner comes out, they start telling him that he has a shitty place that serves spineless assholes like these etc etc and after feeling relatively satisfied we leave clearly not welcome back.
3. Now this is the kind of place that thinks it's high class but actually isn't, some people got banned at different times so the rest of us took it on ourselves to go in and also get banned, we of course succeeded.
Bonus. In chronological this was the first, we were around 15 at the time I think. We pepper sprayed the whole place for shits and giggles. Never actually got caught but didn't return just to be safe. Since then it has a different owner and were kinda VIP there.
Bonus Bonus. Also there was this art pub thing that also sold like porcelain tea cups and stuff, from where I stole/broke some stuff and didn't get caught. However later I returned/payed for it anonymously so that isn't actually that bad.
I told him it the first time and my parents wanted to do family therapy to try to fix the relationship or find proof of my dad holding an abusive attitude towards me. After the third session my dad showed up at school, took me to Skid Row, and told me that's where I'd end up if I kept acting the way I did. He asked if we were cool now and I said yes even though I was only saying it because I wasn't in a position where I could say no (we were still at Skid Row when he asked). A few months later I told him I didn't want to see him again.
I broke a really close friend's trust
On my birthday
I felt like shit for the next two months cause there was nothing I could do to get her back. I honestly felt empty inside, and it was a pretty dark time in my life.
On my birthday
I felt like shit for the next two months cause there was nothing I could do to get her back. I honestly felt empty inside, and it was a pretty dark time in my life.
Cheated on an ex and didn't let her know, although I dumped her a week later. Also slept with a few taken girls, including banging that ex I cheated on (her bf at the time was an ass to me in high school) and seeing one for four months when I know the bf. Yeah, pretty douchey.
being mean to my dad who doesn't deserve it because he's too nice to me and it makes me feel really awkward so i lash out
omg i am SCREAMING cos this is so me as well tbh
If there's one bad thing that'll stick out in my life that I'm willing to talk about it's probably this. I impersonated a kid's cousin and got his passport cancelled while he was out of the country on vacation. He was a complete and total jackass to me and a lot of other people during my three years at the high school so it was a good day at the grad party while he was stuck in Europe.
I stole my moms credit card in 2009
that changed me completely. i was a real dick back in 2009 (i was in 7th grade in early 2009), and middle school was terrible. the groups i was in to try to find some "identity" were some pretty shitty groups, i.e stereotypical goth and emo kids. after i changed to a different school and that incident, life is a whole lot better for me since i'm not an asshole anymore
that changed me completely. i was a real dick back in 2009 (i was in 7th grade in early 2009), and middle school was terrible. the groups i was in to try to find some "identity" were some pretty shitty groups, i.e stereotypical goth and emo kids. after i changed to a different school and that incident, life is a whole lot better for me since i'm not an asshole anymore
Buying Sum 41's shitty-ass album "Underclass Hero".
Seriously that album is so bad that buying it is easily the worst thing I've ever done. This is including punching people in the face, making fun of a kid with Down syndrome, and killing fish.
(i actually like Sum 41 though, just not Underclass Hero.)
I'm such a terrible person. If hell exists, I think I'm going there.
Seriously that album is so bad that buying it is easily the worst thing I've ever done. This is including punching people in the face, making fun of a kid with Down syndrome, and killing fish.
(i actually like Sum 41 though, just not Underclass Hero.)
I'm such a terrible person. If hell exists, I think I'm going there.
No, I told my parents. They removed everything, etc.
Years ago, in the summer, all the kids from my neighbourhood would gather on the grass field in front of my house, to play football or some other games, like hide and seek. Now, there was this really annoying kid, always trying to be cool and funny, but failing horribly at it. Now, I was one of the bigger kids in the neighbourhood, so when he refused to stop talking one day, I tackled him, sat on top of him, tickled him until he had to open his mouth to gasp for air, and then fed him grass until he stopped talking. He kinda had it coming, but it still wasn't the nicest thing to do, hehe.
Oh man where do I start.
In middle school there was this kid Israel who always wanted to be part of my group of friends and on the last day of seventh grade we sort of gave him an hazing. I'm pretty sure end of the year parties are a normal thing everywhere, and we took a 2 liter of Coke and each pissed in it (There was five of us). We made Israel chug the entire thing, laughing the entire time and didn't tell him what we did until he finished, with a huge smile on his face. That smile disappeared pretty fast and he vomited/cried for the rest of the day.
I use to set off smoke bombs in the hallways and different sorts of firecrackers in the restrooms too.
In middle school there was this kid Israel who always wanted to be part of my group of friends and on the last day of seventh grade we sort of gave him an hazing. I'm pretty sure end of the year parties are a normal thing everywhere, and we took a 2 liter of Coke and each pissed in it (There was five of us). We made Israel chug the entire thing, laughing the entire time and didn't tell him what we did until he finished, with a huge smile on his face. That smile disappeared pretty fast and he vomited/cried for the rest of the day.
I use to set off smoke bombs in the hallways and different sorts of firecrackers in the restrooms too.
The victim sounds a lot like me :(
holy shit moot
in 6th grade i called a kid a (BAN ME PLEASE) and then cried about it for ten minutes in the bathroom
i led a boy on in 7th grade and completely shattered his ~hopes and dreams~ at the worst possible moment on purpose just to make him feel bad for being kinda weird / creepy
i ditched a reliable group of friends who were really nice and accepting for a bitchier but more popular group of friends who ditched me later when they found "better" people to hang out with and basically isolated myself at the end of 8th grade
last year, i yelled at a good friend of mine and blamed her for a whole group of problems that weren't even her fault as part of my belief that i was the perpetual victim in our group of friends and she (rightfully, though at the time i thought she was a bitch for it) flipped on me so i told a lot of people things that she told me in confidence (now we're friends again though so it's fine just smile and twirl)
It's not horrible but it's the most still the most awkward and embarrassing situation I've ever put myself into even though I am not longer in any way close to the guy in question.
In middle school I had a friend who got really ill. So I went over to his house to cheer him up, but no one answered the door. I thought he was bed ridden, so I broke into the house to check on him. Turns out he had already recovered for the most part, and they came home and caught me.
It still feels super awkward whenever I think back to it.
In middle school I had a friend who got really ill. So I went over to his house to cheer him up, but no one answered the door. I thought he was bed ridden, so I broke into the house to check on him. Turns out he had already recovered for the most part, and they came home and caught me.
It still feels super awkward whenever I think back to it.