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The Philip7086 Smack Talk Thread

Discussion in 'Smogon Premier League' started by Fabbles, Nov 30, 2012.

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  1. locopoke

    locopoke indulges in unsavory behavior
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    Even the people who play NU are ashamed to admit it. Poor guy is trying to convince us that he can play a real metagame :(

    Gotta love the retarded new guys SPL brings in every year.
  2. King

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    your likelihood of getting bid on now just went crashing... boom... bang hit the floor
  3. Floppy

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    in a sentence: "dont draft me cos i'll be a fucking team cancer"
  4. Ginku

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    this is good
  5. Stone_Cold

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    Damn, I didn't know it was possible for so many people to be on CBB's dick at once. Good job guys for proving me wrong, now how about you guys go tryout or something because despite CBB's post, he's still most likely getting a team while you lot...are not?
  6. Aldaron

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    cbb thinks he's husk or something
  7. phoopes

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    Ouch, just when I was getting my hopes up too. Looks like they went...

    Oh darn, someone already made that joke. Today's just not my day.
  8. Danilo

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    hopefully ill do better in spl than stone_cold did when he played (4-5) :)
  9. Stone_Cold

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    huh? I heard the Smog Frogs were interested in u.
  10. Windsong

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  11. yondie

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    does he even know who husk is ?
  12. kokoloko

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    i agree with blackie
  13. kd24

    kd24 yo daddy musta been a drug dealer? why, cuz you're dope
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    This nigga acting like rapping is just jottin a poem
    But before you bust out the big bottle of jeroboam
    You better know your team ain't gonna show up
    for 9 weeks and you'll have another mystogan blow up
    You trying to rap about flowers its like you don't give a shit as a captain
    I bet you spent more hours on that shit than your draft plan
    And to run your mouth when all you are is an assman?
    I think your sick ass needs to stop smoking all that grass man

    Yeah like the classiest have room to say something about other squads
    You ran so fast into trash I thought you went and tore both your quads
    Vinc and 199 Lives, are you kidding me?
    You traded for their rights with what would have been their bidding fee

    I know all 3 of them suck but why don't you take a step back
    And see that this is a case of the pot calling the kettle black
    You whack ass forgetter, did you not remember your moves werent any better?
    You like spongebob you gonna cry yourself a tear sweater
    It's true the pressure was too much for you to handle
    How you gonna call yourself a man when you stepped down after no scandal
    Your ass just ditched like the last host and gave the team to lamppost
    Cuz you know the only trophy you're ever gonna win is with the east coast

    Yeah of course DBZ is a great old show
    But if he Berter than no shit nigga, you're Guldo
  14. blarajan

    blarajan holla ladies #£14000 #bling #sparkle #bitchesonmydick
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    i'll play nu if you guys want!
  15. Raseri

    Raseri here to help
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    lol you suck at NU, stick with LCuhhhh :)
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    Best birthday present
    Thank you so much LonelyNess
    I'll serve the team well

    A haiku
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    Fabbles is awol for a little bit, but 100% of the managers have agreed.

    The auction is Thursday, December 20th @7:00 PM EST (GMT -5)

    Join #spl when the time comes and WOOOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED.
  18. Scofield

    Scofield Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhh, Kate.......
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    um i don't think you're the commissioner anymore ln
  19. Nails

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    phil sux
  20. Philip7086

    Philip7086 Myuu
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    Indeed.

    Also, holy shit I had to sift through so many WQ posts to get all of those...
  21. Mr.E

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    why did you quote the same post four times why did noobasaurus post the same thing four times

    phil sux suckasaurus LN sux
  22. Arcticblast

    Arcticblast (im)patiently waiting for SPL
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    I read the first page and the last two pages of this thread and I have no idea what it is.

    plz pick me
  23. Funkasaurus

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    Allow me to reiterate what I've been saying...

    Fuk phil.
  24. Fiction.

    Fiction.

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    broken record funkasaurus
  25. kd24

    kd24 yo daddy musta been a drug dealer? why, cuz you're dope
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