1.Rock (Nickname: Chocolate)
Eevee @ Focus Sash
Ability: Run Away
Level: 30
Naughty Nature
EVs: 212 Atk / 12 Def / 112 SpA / 172 Spe
IVs: 30 HP / 30 SpA
- Iron Tail
- Dig
- Hidden Power Grass
- Substitute
Speed EVs get the jump on everything except Aerodactyl. 212 Atk EVs ensure (among other things) that I always 2HKO Tyranitar with Dig so I don't have to risk missing Iron Tail, which is a risk that caused many losses against the aforementioned Aerodactyl, and also the Hoenn Fossils. 12 Def EVs make Regirock not see a kill with Stone Edge after Substitute so I "lock" it into throwing with Thunder Wave. The rest is put into SpA, which helps with 2HKOing Solrock and every Lunatone except Rank10, which usually needs an Iron Tail hit
2.Steel (Nickname: Vanilla)
Eevee @ Expert Belt
Ability: Run Away
Level: 30
Naughty Nature
EVs: 12 HP / 236 Atk / 80 SpA / 176 Spe
IVs: 30 Def / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Dig
- Hidden Power Fire
- Mud-Slap
- Substitute
176 Spe EVs make it so I outspeed everything, 236 EVs max out Atk, and 80 SpA EVs give me as much of a boost in SpA as possible, which is crucial VS Metagross in conjuction with the Expert Belt
Mud-Slap is crucial for softening up targets like Metal Burst Bastiodon & Aggron, as well as Focus Sash Scizor, against which a Swords Dance Technician Bullet Punch dodge with the Accuracy drop could sometimes be crucial (it's like 1 in 3 to kill me)
Substitute "locks" Thunder Wave Registeel this time
3.Ice (Nickname: Cream)
Eevee @ Choice Band
Ability: Adaptability
Level: 30
Adamant Nature
EVs: 12 HP / 224 Atk / 36 Def / 236 Spe
- Return
- Headbutt
- Quick Attack
- Iron Tail
Ice early because I hate Freeze. Not much to say other than Defensive EVs make it very likely to survive Weavile Ice Punch + Ice Shard. Choice Band Quick Attack snipes Jynx, Headbutt is for Flinch against bulky Rank10 opponents to maybe generate a free turn, E.G. Brightpowder Piloswine. Iron Tail Froslass
(Side Note: Vanilla & Cream are Shiny for the nickname theme because Shiny Eevee is kind of white, more on the gray side but whatever)
4.Bug (SKIP) (Nickname: Mint)
Eevee @ Choice Band
Ability: Adaptability
Level: 30
Adamant Nature
EVs: 252 Atk / 56 Def / 200 Spe
IVs: 30 Def / 2 SpA / 30 Spe
- Frustration
- Quick Attack
- Hidden Power Fire
Choice Band 252 Atk EVs with SKIP because I hate missing Iron Tail VS Armaldo 30 minutes into a run. Frustration because I hate Armaldo and I 2HKO it with my Frustration by channeling my hatred. Quick Attack snipes Focus Sash Scyther. Adamant HP Fire 2 IVs SpA kills Focus Sash Scizor without activating Swarm. Defense EVs to always tank Swords Dance Technician Bullet Punch
5.Ground (Nickname: Cinnamon)
Eevee @ Focus Sash
Ability: Adaptability
Level: 30
Lonely Nature
EVs: 252 Atk / 160 SpA / 96 Spe
IVs: 3 HP / 3 Def / 30 SpA / 3 SpD / 30 Spe
- Return
- Quick Attack
- Flail
- Hidden Power Water
Weird ass IVs huh? It's to sandbag Def/SpD while getting HP Water 70. It 2HKOs Steelix with 160 SpA EVs. Also OHKOs Quick Claw Golem. Quick Attack snipes Flygon & Claydol after Return. Flail annihilates anything that makes the mistake to outspeed and bring me down to Focus Sash. Argenta1 rarely posed an issue (In fact, I don't think this Eevee ever lost to her, but it was a late addition to my Eevee Patisserie™)
6.Electric (Nickname: Caramel)
Eevee @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Adaptability
Level: 30
Adamant Nature
EVs: 16 HP / 244 Atk / 24 SpD / 224 Spe
- Return
- Secret Power
- Dig
- Bite
I am faster than everything with Choice Scarf, except Electrode but I don't care. With 244 Atk EVs I kind of kill most of everything too. 16 HP & 24 SpD means Zapdos can't kill with Thunder, so it more often than not goes for Light Screen. Secret Power is a Physical non-contact move with a 30% Paralysis chance, cool Battle Hall tech!!! Useful for Paralysis Wars VS Focus Sash Manectric. Dig the Magnets. Bite the Rotom
7.Poison (Nickname: Blueberry)
Eevee @ Focus Sash
Ability: Adaptability
Level: 30
Adamant Nature
EVs: 12 HP / 236 Atk / 36 Def / 224 Spe
- Return
- Bite
- Yawn
- Protect
Toxicroak don't wake up, Gengar don't show up. Used to be bulky Lum Berry, but fast Focus Sash is less reliant on Sleep Turns. Shit, I have nothing interesting to say here, let me scrape the bottom of the barrel for something.
Did you know, that with 12 HP & 36 Def EVs, I only die to 3 rolls from Rank10 Skuntank Poison Jab into Poison into Aftermath? Riveting stuff!
8.Ghost (Nickname: Mocha)
Eevee @ Lum Berry
Ability: Run Away
Level: 30
Modest Nature
EVs: 12 HP / 220 Def / 252 SpA / 12 SpD / 12 Spe
- Shadow Ball
- Fake Tears
- Yawn
- Protect
Oh here's where the bulky Lum Berry Eevee from Poison went! Only STAB crit can OHKO me here. Which means Gengar/Rotom. Gengar usually goes for Hypnosis, 2 Turns of Lum Berry Yawn Protect later and how the turntables! Fake Tears plays around Petaya Berry activations. There are 4 of them! Ghost Pokemon love munching on Petaya Berries apparently. I also unlocked Petaya Berry shops in my Join Avenue, played through White2 for the first time recently, now my Pokemon Fan membership card can't be revoked yet!
9.Grass (Nickname: Nutella)
Eevee @ Focus Sash
Ability: Adaptability
Level: 30
Lonely Nature
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Def / 0 SpD
- Return
- Flail
- Yawn
- Endure
Nutella is the sandbag Eevee who takes on the later rounds, which is why I only needed
12 13 Eevees. Flal 400 go brr, just avoid HAX and it's easy LOL (Look idk what you want me to say, I Yawn Endure Flail, I did say this would be a barebones abridged version)
(NICKNAME: STRAWBERRY)
(10)Water & Psychic [1-8 Water 1-2 Psychic]
(12)Fire & Dragon [5-8 Fire 1-6 Dragon]
(14)Dragon + Flying (8 Dragon 1-8 Flying)
Eevee @ (10)Choice Band (12/14)Choice Scarf
Ability: Adaptability
Level: 30
Adamant Nature
EVs: 12 HP / 196 Atk / 36 Def / 36 SpD / 224 Spe
- Return
- Headbutt
- Quick Attack
- (10/12)Dig (14)Bite
WHOA, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS TSITSO!?
This is the other reason I only needed
12 13 Eevees. By fighting Ranks 1-8 of 5 different Types across 4 Rounds, I get to do 1 Round where I fight Ranks 9-10 of those same 5 different Types.
OK, what does that achieve? It achieves Yawn Endure Flail not being useless against Random AI.
It also achieves (among many other things I probably either forgot or can't be bothered to mention) not dying to Rough Skin Sharpedo in Water, having Dig Choice Band for Water/Rock Types and 2HKOing them instead of relying on Long Sleep.
It also achieves playing around Burn against Fire by swapping out Choice Band for Choice Scarf and outspeed OHKOing potentially everything.
It also achieves
checks notes avoiding the Dragon Rush Flinch from Dragonair or the Sandstorm Sand Veil from Gabite in Dragon.
It also achieves PLEASE GIVE ME FREE FLYING TYPES PLEASE I AM A CHOICE SCARF EEVEE IN BATTLE HALL ROUND14 ALSO I SWAP OUT DIG TO BITE DRIFLOON DRIFBLIM
It also achieves completely skipping Round11!? Nope, that was my bad, let's check Round11 now...
11.Psychic & Fire (3-8 Psychic 1-4 Fire) (Nickname: Raspberry)
Eevee @ Focus Sash
Ability: Adaptability
Level: 30
Naughty Nature
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
- Last Resort
- Protect
Strawberry could not cut it against Psychic with her Moveset & Item Combinations. Let's explain why! If I run Choice Band, she loses to Focus Blast Alakazam, because Quick Attack barely doesn't OHKO. If I run Choice Scarf, she loses to Slowbro, because I can't 2HKO it through Sitrus with Return anymore. And Wobbuffet would kill with Counter against both Choice Band and Scarf, so I need Focus Sash. But Focus Sash has the same issue as Choice Scarf, failing to 2HKO Slowbro. So what I needed was a way to imitate the Offensive power of Choice Band while holding a Focus Sash to mitigate my Speed/Frailty issues, and the answer I stumbled upon was to...
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
Ahem... this barely works. I barely 2HKO resists like Metang/Lunatone/Solrock. I barely outspeed Rank8 Lunatone/Solrock by 1 point with Max Speed. I barely 2HKO Rank4 Magcargo in Fire. This barely works. It's barely without potential issues. But it works. And it's beautiful.
Oh I also skipped Round13!? This write-up is all over the place...
13.Dark (SKIP) (Nickname: Blackberry)
Eevee @ Choice Band
Ability: Adaptability
Level: 30
Adamant Nature
EVs: 252 HP / 180 Atk / 12 Def / 64 SpD
- Return
- Secret Power
- Quick Attack
- Iron Tail
SKIP placed here so I can sneak in a Level advantage for the last time. Also I hate many Group4 Dark Types. With the given EV spread, I can tank any attack from a Level 29 Pokemon, with the strongest Attack in Dark being Shiftry's Focus Blast, which yes, never OHKOs, as insane as that sounds. We play around Rough Skin Focus Sash Sharpedo again with Bulky Choice Band Quick Attack, and Choice Band Quick Attack is very much needed against Fast & Frail opponents and all the Low Group Confuse Ray Swagger Trolls, E.G. Murkrow/Mightyena/Nuzleaf. Oh Mightyena has Intimidate and 2HKOs anyway? Go Secret Power, Paralyze it! Iron Tail is for Sableye, I even killed it with Struggle after Torment once. I hate Umbreon. Spiritomb is not real
15.Fighting (Nickname: Gianduja)
Eevee @ Focus Sash
Ability: Adaptability
Level: 30
Naughty Nature
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
- Return
- Flail
- Yawn
- Endure
Say hi to the
12th 13th Eevee! She is Nutella that doesn't die to Poison Jab from Toxicroak and Bounce from Hitmonlee. Yes, I bred a new Eevee just for that. I kind of wanted to do this with 12 Eevees, but I gave in after having these avoidable deaths in Round15 twice. FYI, there are some other "misplays/bad preperation moments" shall we call them in the Strawberry Rounds, but nothing as deadly as Toxicroak/Hitmonlee.
And yeah I Yawn Endure Flail and Pray where needed is pretty much my notes for the rest of this challenge. So back to you Nutella! (Gianduja is the chocolate hazelnut spread Nutella is derivative from btw, according to the twitch viewer that suggested this nickname anyway)
(16)Normal (17)Water/Psychic/Fire/Dragon/Flying [9-10] (Nickname: Nutella)
Eevee @ Focus Sash
Ability: Adaptability
Level: 30
Lonely Nature
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Def / 0 SpD
- Return
- Flail
- Yawn
- Endure
Nutella Double Post. I've confused you enough with my asinine Round10-14 posting format, and Nutella is the star, she deserves this, I'll allow her to double post as the moderator here :)
I can get humilliated by about a million shitmons in Normal. OK. On to Round17
PLEASE DON'T SHOW UP DRIFBLIM (It didn't show up)
PLEASE DON'T SHOW UP SHARPEDO (it didn't show up)
SCREW YOU MAGMORTAR FOR BURNING ME IN MY FIRST ARGENTA2 BATTLE
SCREW YOU SALAMENCE FOR WAKING UP IMMEDIATELY AGAINST ME TWICE
SCREW YOU BATTLE HALL FOR BEATING ME IN THE 1ST BATTLE OF ROUND17 THREE TIMES IN A ROW
THANK YOU SUICUNE FOR MAX SLEEP BUT WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT YOU CAN'T GIVE A 0 DEFENSIVE IVS EEVEE FLAIL150 WITH HYDRO PUMP
THANK YOU BLASTOISE FOR NOT USING YAWN AGAINST ME IN MY SECOND ARGENTA2 BATTLE
Yeah I beat Blastoise, that's it, I won. I feel like I went off the rails while writing this at some point. But I had fun writing this I guess, so that's what's important? I should probably stick to submitting with just a video. Anyway, if you somehow read all this, thanks, here's a celebratory picture