Just have a pop tart instead lolI was recently told by my doctor to cut out wheat entirely, reduce the amount of cheese and red meat I eat, and try to avoid acidic and spicy food.
This, you may notice is the entirety of a pepperoni pizza.
Thus, in an excessive amount of coping I must throw my support behind the idea that pizza isn't even that good.
I won't miss it it's not that good an excessively cold take
Pop tarts have like 25 ingredients and THREE of them are wheat.
*wheat, having already conquered most of the world's arable land*: three isn't enough
that is literally how page 5 is living on in smogoff, dawg. that's its legacy. incoherent take
this is one of the best posts you’ve made in this forum
You're doing this on purpose to piss people off aren't you
citrus peels are completely edible generally underutilized culinarily outside of zesting
The Pokédex also says that entei are born whenever a new volcano appears, which contradicts all other lore surrounding the legendary beasts. So I would look for literally any other source before declaring the temperature of fire.
Genuinely unsure if this is supposed to insult gen 5 fans or not.
My hot take: This isn’t a hot take. Unless it is. But it still won’t be.
