Ahaha. It's fine xD I'd probably just buy it off of eBay. It's like, 1/4 the price of the English one and I'm pretty sure I could figure it out without instructions. My laptop isn't very fast (and it's a Mac) so I couldn't run Dolphin, and when I tried to homebrew my Wii I couldn't, so I have to use retail Wii/GC games.
And, honestly, I don't like playing games on systems they're not made to be played on. I haven't use an emulator for like, a year. I only use DS ROMs since I can play them on a DS. But other than that, I play retail GBA, GB, Wii, GameGube, etc.