a condiment study (POLL REPOSTED [re]vote)

whats YOuR favourite condiment


  • Total voters
    143
Fuck sauces, PEPPER is where its really at! I like pepper on everything, from apples to pizza! Even peppered popsicles are good! Pepper is truly the Arceus of spices.
 
Fuck sauces, PEPPER is where its really at! I like pepper on everything, from apples to pizza! Even peppered popsicles are good! Pepper is truly the Arceus of spices.

fuck pepper. i'm a garlic kind of guy! garlic popsicles are infinitely better than pepper popsicles
 
edited this sham of a poll to include the best option, barbecue sauce
 
BBQ sauce needs more love. Also regular mustard sucks but SPICY BROWN mustard literally makes any food better.

Cream cheese is also good, I wonder if that would count?
 
since there is no Frank's Red Hot option (and I am ridiculously unable to edit the poll to add it) I refuse to vote
 
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the only one for me
 
ketchup is great because its p. versatile and even tastes okay on its own

also, like 99% population at the very least doesn't mind ketchup meaning you can use it safely and not worry about someone hating it too much
 
aww shit can i switch my vote to bbq?!?!?!?!?

i dont see an easy way of doing that without redoing the whole poll

which i probably should anyway because this is important as fuck

i think im gonna do that
 
I'm so confused. When I saw ketchup on the list I was like, "This isn't a 'What's your favorite way to completely obliterate any flavor the food you're eating has?' poll."

Seriously though. If you put ketchup on something all you taste is ketchup.

I'm not a big condiment guy, myself. I voted mayonnaise but I also like mustard.

For burgers mayo is king. (Though if you have tasty enough onions/tomato/lettuce you don't need anything.)
For sandwiches it just edges out the spicy brown mustard family.
For hot dogs you have to go with neon yellow French's.

Back to ketchup. If you're going to eat the awful stuff at least eat Heinz. Hunts is just sad.
 
where the fuck is honey mustard

even though honey mustard is awful and i think very, very, very slightly less of you for having it as your favorite condiment, i think it's popular and distinct enough to be added

the same cant be said for like chutney or whatever the fuck lee posted, that limey shit is definitely going to be relegated to "some foreign condiment bullshit" territory
 
OKAY i am done readding the poll. somehow bbq sauce is at the top now? oops

theres nine options, sweet & sour being the only one not mentioned thus far even though i actually dislike it cause in my experience its as popular as honey mustard so whatever

if we get enough consensus on any proposed condiment that isn't clearly "some foreign condiment bullshit" then i will add it, otherwise you can put your pom poms down
 
also there are enough varieties of popular good shit like bbq sauce and hot sauce that we just have to vote for the specific option and then elaborate itt. i cant fairly add something like frank's red hot without specifying other superior brands of x condiment, besides, that's what threads are for right (np dionne warwick thats what threads are for)
 
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