Welcome to my first warstory. I will skip the introductions, show you my team, then skip into the battle. Thank you.
My team:
Rules:
Ladder Match
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause
Species Clause
Strict Damage Clause
Soul Dew Clause
Otterpaw sent out Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
dbl0sevenboy sent out ChamWOW (lvl 100 M
edicham ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
-100%
-100%
I hurl the ultra ball out of my hand, exploding on the ground with a flash of light. The bright energy pulls together, solidifying with every second that passed. My aerodactyl stood, ready to fight.
“ChamWOW! I choose you!” This is not me shouting. Seriously, why would I name a pokemon ChamWOW? Why would anyone?
My brow creased in worry. I’d never fought a medicham lead before. I didn’t know it’s weaknesses, resistances, or anything, for that matter! I didn’t even know if it had stealth rock.
I knew what I had to do. The man stood opposite me sweating, waiting in anticipation for me to make my move. In one fluid motion, I whipped out my laptop and was browsing smogon for the moveset! To make a long story short, a devilish grin spread across my grin at it’s lack of stealth rock.
Aerodactyl used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
ChamWOW used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 100% of its health.
Aerodactyl hung on using its Focus Sash!
-1%
-100%
The first blood was mine… well not really mine, just the poor creatures that I enslaved to fight for me. I knew this would happen. Aerodactyl may not like it, but no matter how the match turns out, he’s always one of the first three to die.
And I know now that he will die. I don’t want to waste one of the precious pokemon that I actually like by taking the bullet punch I know is about to kill it.
ChamWOW used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 0% of its health.
Otterpaw's Aerodactyl fainted.
---
Otterpaw switched in Rotom-f (lvl 100 Rotom-f).
-100%
-100%
And die that miserable excuse for a bird does. I frown at my foe, letting him think for a split second that he emerged victorious from that conflict, but then I smile, spitting at the floor next to me. He looked confused, obviously trying to hide his fear.
Rotom is my next pick. Rotom can take anything he can throw at me! Except tyranitar. Or scizor. Or weavile. Well… It’s pretty durable anyway.
Shadow ball in your gay little pink face, medicham.
dbl0sevenboy switched in Clayman (lvl 100 Claydol).
Pointed stones dug into Clayman.
Clayman lost 6% of its health.
Rotom-f used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Clayman lost 50% of its health.
Clayman's special defence was lowered.
Clayman's leftovers restored its health a little!
Clayman restored 6% of its health.
-100%
-50%
Claydol. Another pokemon I know nothing about. It’s typing and the amount of damage I did to it, however, suggest that this may have been a bad move on their part. Plus, I got lucky and as Rotom fired of it’s ghosty ball, The claydol cowered, lessening his resistance to my further attacks.
I know what to do now. Shadow ball in your face. Hey! It’s not like my choice scarf gives me a chance to be creative!
dbl0sevenboy switched in Medusa (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Pointed stones dug into Medusa.
Medusa lost 12% of its health.
Rotom-f used Shadow Ball.
Medusa lost 19% of its health.
Medusa's leftovers restored its health a little!
Medusa restored 6% of its health.
-100%
-75%
Tentacruel. My rotom glares at me, wanting more than nothing in the world to fire off a thunderbolt at the jellyfish. Unfortunately it can’t.
“You’ll have your chance,” I mutter as I pull my rotom back into it’s pokeball.
Otterpaw switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Medusa's attack!
Medusa used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Medusa's leftovers restored its health a little!
Medusa restored 6% of its health.
-100%
-81%
It’s a toxic spiker. I chuckle madly, saying in an ominous voice reminiscent of emperor palpatine, “good… good…” It most likely has sludge bomb, ineffective against the awesome might of the ferocious water dragon I just summoned. I had been planning on switching to my rotom, allowing it the vengeance it has so clearly wanted. I patted it’s pokeball. “another time,” I muttered, “another time.”
dbl0sevenboy switched in Aluminum (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).
Pointed stones dug into Aluminum.
Aluminum lost 12% of its health.
Gyarados used Earthquake.
It doesn't affect Aluminum...
-100%
-88%
No! Blast that scheming trainer! My earthquake was rendered ineffective by his scheming tactics! I manage to pull myself together. I had to keep my cool. He had just seen me screaming on his switch, so I pulled out a pair of (non-namebrand) sunglasses to restore the essence of calm that I had been portraying. He would pay for making me, of all people, look foolish!
Gyarados used Stone Edge.
Aluminum lost 29% of its health.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
Aluminum used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
-90%
-59%
My stone edge does less than I want. I should have made that dragon dance for the miserable life I allow it to live! His spikes scatter around the floor of the arena. I don’t mind too much, my team is made of nothing but steel types and fliers. Suck my metal jirachi, skarmory.
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Aluminum used Roost.
Aluminum restored 42% of its health.
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Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Aluminum used Whirlwind.
Otterpaw switched in Rotom-f (lvl 100 Rotom-f).
-100%
-100%
Rectifying my previous mistake, I have that dragon dance itself into a frenzy, but I made a fatal mistake. I let it dance too long! I shout out in protest at my gyarados as it continues to dance. What a gay dragon. I’ll have to scrap him for a new one later.
Rotom, though, is back in, ready for his revenge. There is nothing this skarm can do to stop my thunderbolt! I start to laugh! I go into a maniacal ‘Muahahahaha’ as Rotom shoots a bolt of lightning out of it’s refrigerator exterior.
Once again I have made a mistake. There is nothing Skarmory can do to stop me. But he can switch.
dbl0sevenboy switched in Clayman (lvl 100 Claydol).
Pointed stones dug into Clayman.
Clayman lost 6% of its health.
Rotom-f used Thunderbolt.
It doesn't affect Clayman...
Clayman's leftovers restored its health a little!
Clayman restored 6% of its health.
-100%
-50%
“No!” I scream in fury as my rotom’s vengeful thunderbolt bounces harmlessly off of the claydol. This won’t work! I’m not predicting well enough! I’m being too predictable.
After getting up from the ground, where my hands were lifted in the air, begging for God to strike me down, I knew what I had to do. I pulled my wildcard. Jirachi.
Otterpaw switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Jirachi was hurt by Spikes!
Jirachi lost 12% of its health.
Clayman used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Clayman's leftovers restored its health a little!
Clayman restored 6% of its health.
-88%
-56%
Jirachi barely grimaces at the spikes, taking it like a man! Or a woman! Or whatever nonspecific gender jirachi is! But now I have issues. Stealth rock has come into play. This could hurt.
The combination of stealth rock and spikes can hurt my team beyond recognition. I spit at him once more, in case he didn’t get the message the first time. Again, he looks mildly bewildered.
Jirachi used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Clayman lost 46% of its health.
Clayman used Earth Power.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 57% of its health.
Clayman's leftovers restored its health a little!
Clayman restored 6% of its health.
-31%
-16%
Claydol is a ground type. I figured my best chance would lie in hitting it as hard as possible with Jirachi’s icy fist. It comes close to a kill, but It barely survives, sitting there with only 16 percent of it’s health. It feels good. The life of this claydol is in the palm of my hand.
Jirachi used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Clayman lost 16% of its health.
dbl0sevenboy's Clayman fainted.
---
dbl0sevenboy switched in Medusa (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Pointed stones dug into Medusa.
Medusa lost 12% of its health.
-31%
-69%
It dies, much to my gleeful desire. I laugh out loud in sheer delight as the weird multi-faced owl drops to the ground. I smile at my slightly flustered opponent as they recall the knocked out pokemon. He throws in tentacruel, thinking I’m locked into Ice punch.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Medusa lost 36% of its health.
Medusa used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Medusa's leftovers restored its health a little!
Medusa restored 6% of its health.
-31%
-39%
He figures that while I switch, he can get down a layer of toxic spikes. Well he’s wrong. Completely wrong! Indisputably, undeniably, incomprehensibly wrong! Jirachi shudders as it’s enveloped with a coating of electricity. I can see the horror on my opponent’s face as he realizes his grave error. No, my Jirachi was not scarfed. My jirachi had an expert belt!
I hold myself back from a victory polka. He isn’t dead yet. I’m just faster, and have a super effective attack.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Medusa lost 35% of its health.
Medusa is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Medusa is paralysed! It can't move!
Medusa's leftovers restored its health a little!
Medusa restored 6% of its health.
-31%
-10%
I break into a victory polka. My mother, the only spectator that hasn’t left by now, throws a sharp rock at me and tells me to get back to the battle.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Medusa lost 9% of its health.
dbl0sevenboy's Medusa fainted.
---
dbl0sevenboy switched in FANtom (lvl 100 Rotom-s).
Pointed stones dug into FANtom.
FANtom lost 12% of its health.
FANtom used Shadow Ball.
Jirachi lost 30% of its health.
Otterpaw's Jirachi fainted.
-0%
-88%
Ohoho! Is that a rotom I see? This is just what I wanted. I start to giggle in glee as the shadow ball strikes my jirachi. It’s obviously choiced, otherwise my jirachi would have outsped it! I pull my jirachi, which unfortunately is too valuable to use as a basketball, back into it’s pokeball and reveal the ultimate member of the team!
Otterpaw switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Pointed stones dug into Lucario.
Lucario lost 3% of its health.
Lucario was hurt by Spikes!
Lucario lost 12% of its health.
-85%
-88%
Lucario. Stuck in a shadow ball against my jirachi, he can choose to either deal minimal damage or switch. I expect the latter.
dbl0sevenboy switched in ChamWOW (lvl 100 Medicham ?).
Pointed stones dug into ChamWOW.
ChamWOW lost 6% of its health.
Lucario used Swords Dance.
Lucario's attack was sharply raised.
-85%
-92%
My lucario is well trained, the only pokemon on my team that I don’t enjoy mauling with a Frisbee! And here, up against me is that ugly pink faced menace. I grit my teeth. I then growl in case my point hasn’t gotten across. From his expression, I’d say that it has.
Lucario used Extremespeed.
ChamWOW lost 91% of its health.
ChamWOW used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
Lucario lost 85% of its health.
Otterpaw's Lucario fainted.
-0%
-3%
I order my lucario to use extremespeed, sending it flying towards the medicham. Punches and kicks slam into the medicham, Lucario’s arms and legs a mere blur, soon disappearing in a cloud of dust.
When the dust fades, Lucario stands to me awaiting my next order, medicham lying motionless in the dirt behind it. I shout out to Lucario as it raises it’s fist in triumph, “look behind youuuuu!”
He does. He looks behind just in time to see the wounded pink slut barreling it’s flaming fist into my poor lucario’s stomach. I gasp as lucario is struck, life turning into slow motion.
He starts to stagger like a porpoise in a sea of beer. Then he collapses. I pull him back, leaving only the harshly wounded medicham on the field.
Otterpaw switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut ChamWOW's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
ChamWOW used Ice Punch.
Gyarados lost 28% of its health.
-37%
-3%
I will get revenge! I throw out my gay water dragon in the face of the sorely damaged medicham. Gyarados lost a bit to the rocks that protruded from the field, but shrugged it off, ready to dance with the stars.
Medicham feebly slams his fist into the dragon mid-dance. Not a good idea. Have you ever punched a gay guy in the middle of a dance? Trust me, it’s not a good idea.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
ChamWOW lost 3% of its health.
dbl0sevenboy's ChamWOW fainted.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
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dbl0sevenboy switched in Aluminum (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).
Pointed stones dug into Aluminum.
Aluminum lost 12% of its health.
-27%
-88%
Medicham was knocked out after nothing more than a simple waterfall. But when the pokeball opened to reveal my gyarados’ next opponent, I let out a harsh gasp.
That skarmory was back.
“I don’t like you,” I muttered as I stared into it’s steely soulless eyes.
Gyarados used Stone Edge.
Aluminum lost 42% of its health.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
Aluminum used Whirlwind.
Otterpaw switched in Rotom-f (lvl 100 Rotom-f).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-f.
Rotom-f lost 12% of its health.
-88%
-36%
The skarmory had whirlwinded in Rotom, a fatal error. But suddenly I was panged with indecision! What if he switched into something that resisted electric like last time! I ground my teeth so hard that if someone tried to put a pig in my mouth (again) I would make pulled pork. Really well pulled, pulled pork.
Rotom-f used Shadow Ball.
It's not very effective...
Aluminum lost 21% of its health.
Aluminum used Roost.
Aluminum restored 50% of its health.
-88%
-86%
No! I was incorrect! The skarmory decided to stay in. I was in a pickle now! I had to switch! I had no other option. Luckily, I had just the pokemon.
Otterpaw switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's intimidate cut Aluminum's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.
Aluminum used Roost.
Aluminum restored 25% of its health.
-75%
-100%
Salamence. Now there’s a true dragon, not like that pansy little dancing gyarados! This mean bugger didn’t dance, he murdered. In fact, that’s exactly what he liked to do for entertainment. That’s about how mean this bad boy is.
He roosts like it’ll do something against the might that is my dragon.
Salamence used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Aluminum lost 100% of its health.
dbl0sevenboy's Aluminum fainted.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.
---
dbl0sevenboy switched in Hitman (lvl 100 Hitmonlee ).
Pointed stones dug into Hitman.
-65%
-90%
I laughed as I watched the bird fall to the ground, melted into a pile of molten steel. I asked my opponent if I could keep it to smelt into a kettle, but for some strange reason beyond my comprehension, he just glared at me.
Next up, a midget doing a headstand. Should be a piece of cake. Burnt cake.
Salamence used Draco Meteor.
Hitman lost 94% of its health.
dbl0sevenboy's Hitman fainted.
Salamence's special attack was harshly lowered.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.
---
dbl0sevenboy switched in FANtom (lvl 100 Rotom-s).
Pointed stones dug into FANtom.
FANtom lost 12% of its health.
-55%
-88%
I laugh at the expression of horror on my foe’s face as a meteor hurtles down from the heavens, directed by none other than my salamence. The meteor strikes the useless midget of a pokemon with full ferocity, slamming it’s upside-down drill deep into the earth.
Rotom, my nemesis, is back for more. I grin wickedly as I see it take form out of the pokeball.
FANtom used Shadow Ball.
Salamence lost 55% of its health.
Otterpaw's Salamence fainted.
Otterpaw's Salamence fainted.
---
Otterpaw switched in Rotom-f (lvl 100 Rotom-f).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-f.
Rotom-f lost 12% of its health.
-76%
-88%
My salamence is down. No matter, this match is in the palm of my hand. My opponent is white with fear as he looks at the pokeball I’m tossing up and down.
“It’s time,” I whisper into the red and white sphere, “It’s for your revenge!”
I throw the sphere with the full force of my arm. It lands a full seven and a half feet in front of me. A new record! The glowy white stuff shoots out from inside it and pastes itself together to form my fridge. My rotom refrigerator. ‘Time to die,’ I think really hard at the enemy Rotom, hoping he can hear my subconscious thoughts.
Rotom-f used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
FANtom lost 75% of its health.
dbl0sevenboy's FANtom fainted.
Otterpaw wins!
Before my opponent can do anything, I shout out some garbled gibberish, but my Rotom didn’t even care what I said, because it was too busy launching a shadow ball right into the opponent. The fridge looked at the fan, then suddenly my foe’s rotom begins to quiver. It starts to shake with ferocity, then… POOF!! It lays on the ground in a bubbling cesspool of ectoplasm.
Props:
Salamence for being a cold hearted killer
Rotom-f for wreaking is long awaited vengeance
Slops:
Aerodactyl for being a retarded fossil-bird
My team:
Rules:
Ladder Match
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause
Species Clause
Strict Damage Clause
Soul Dew Clause
Otterpaw sent out Aerodactyl (lvl 100 Aerodactyl ?).
dbl0sevenboy sent out ChamWOW (lvl 100 M
edicham ?).
Aerodactyl is exerting its pressure!
I hurl the ultra ball out of my hand, exploding on the ground with a flash of light. The bright energy pulls together, solidifying with every second that passed. My aerodactyl stood, ready to fight.
“ChamWOW! I choose you!” This is not me shouting. Seriously, why would I name a pokemon ChamWOW? Why would anyone?
My brow creased in worry. I’d never fought a medicham lead before. I didn’t know it’s weaknesses, resistances, or anything, for that matter! I didn’t even know if it had stealth rock.
I knew what I had to do. The man stood opposite me sweating, waiting in anticipation for me to make my move. In one fluid motion, I whipped out my laptop and was browsing smogon for the moveset! To make a long story short, a devilish grin spread across my grin at it’s lack of stealth rock.
Aerodactyl used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
ChamWOW used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 100% of its health.
Aerodactyl hung on using its Focus Sash!
The first blood was mine… well not really mine, just the poor creatures that I enslaved to fight for me. I knew this would happen. Aerodactyl may not like it, but no matter how the match turns out, he’s always one of the first three to die.
And I know now that he will die. I don’t want to waste one of the precious pokemon that I actually like by taking the bullet punch I know is about to kill it.
ChamWOW used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Aerodactyl lost 0% of its health.
Otterpaw's Aerodactyl fainted.
---
Otterpaw switched in Rotom-f (lvl 100 Rotom-f).
And die that miserable excuse for a bird does. I frown at my foe, letting him think for a split second that he emerged victorious from that conflict, but then I smile, spitting at the floor next to me. He looked confused, obviously trying to hide his fear.
Rotom is my next pick. Rotom can take anything he can throw at me! Except tyranitar. Or scizor. Or weavile. Well… It’s pretty durable anyway.
Shadow ball in your gay little pink face, medicham.
dbl0sevenboy switched in Clayman (lvl 100 Claydol).
Pointed stones dug into Clayman.
Clayman lost 6% of its health.
Rotom-f used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Clayman lost 50% of its health.
Clayman's special defence was lowered.
Clayman's leftovers restored its health a little!
Clayman restored 6% of its health.
Claydol. Another pokemon I know nothing about. It’s typing and the amount of damage I did to it, however, suggest that this may have been a bad move on their part. Plus, I got lucky and as Rotom fired of it’s ghosty ball, The claydol cowered, lessening his resistance to my further attacks.
I know what to do now. Shadow ball in your face. Hey! It’s not like my choice scarf gives me a chance to be creative!
dbl0sevenboy switched in Medusa (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Pointed stones dug into Medusa.
Medusa lost 12% of its health.
Rotom-f used Shadow Ball.
Medusa lost 19% of its health.
Medusa's leftovers restored its health a little!
Medusa restored 6% of its health.
Tentacruel. My rotom glares at me, wanting more than nothing in the world to fire off a thunderbolt at the jellyfish. Unfortunately it can’t.
“You’ll have your chance,” I mutter as I pull my rotom back into it’s pokeball.
Otterpaw switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Medusa's attack!
Medusa used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Medusa's leftovers restored its health a little!
Medusa restored 6% of its health.
It’s a toxic spiker. I chuckle madly, saying in an ominous voice reminiscent of emperor palpatine, “good… good…” It most likely has sludge bomb, ineffective against the awesome might of the ferocious water dragon I just summoned. I had been planning on switching to my rotom, allowing it the vengeance it has so clearly wanted. I patted it’s pokeball. “another time,” I muttered, “another time.”
dbl0sevenboy switched in Aluminum (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).
Pointed stones dug into Aluminum.
Aluminum lost 12% of its health.
Gyarados used Earthquake.
It doesn't affect Aluminum...
No! Blast that scheming trainer! My earthquake was rendered ineffective by his scheming tactics! I manage to pull myself together. I had to keep my cool. He had just seen me screaming on his switch, so I pulled out a pair of (non-namebrand) sunglasses to restore the essence of calm that I had been portraying. He would pay for making me, of all people, look foolish!
Gyarados used Stone Edge.
Aluminum lost 29% of its health.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
Aluminum used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
My stone edge does less than I want. I should have made that dragon dance for the miserable life I allow it to live! His spikes scatter around the floor of the arena. I don’t mind too much, my team is made of nothing but steel types and fliers. Suck my metal jirachi, skarmory.
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Aluminum used Roost.
Aluminum restored 42% of its health.
---
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Aluminum used Whirlwind.
Otterpaw switched in Rotom-f (lvl 100 Rotom-f).
Rectifying my previous mistake, I have that dragon dance itself into a frenzy, but I made a fatal mistake. I let it dance too long! I shout out in protest at my gyarados as it continues to dance. What a gay dragon. I’ll have to scrap him for a new one later.
Rotom, though, is back in, ready for his revenge. There is nothing this skarm can do to stop my thunderbolt! I start to laugh! I go into a maniacal ‘Muahahahaha’ as Rotom shoots a bolt of lightning out of it’s refrigerator exterior.
Once again I have made a mistake. There is nothing Skarmory can do to stop me. But he can switch.
dbl0sevenboy switched in Clayman (lvl 100 Claydol).
Pointed stones dug into Clayman.
Clayman lost 6% of its health.
Rotom-f used Thunderbolt.
It doesn't affect Clayman...
Clayman's leftovers restored its health a little!
Clayman restored 6% of its health.
“No!” I scream in fury as my rotom’s vengeful thunderbolt bounces harmlessly off of the claydol. This won’t work! I’m not predicting well enough! I’m being too predictable.
After getting up from the ground, where my hands were lifted in the air, begging for God to strike me down, I knew what I had to do. I pulled my wildcard. Jirachi.
Otterpaw switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Jirachi was hurt by Spikes!
Jirachi lost 12% of its health.
Clayman used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Clayman's leftovers restored its health a little!
Clayman restored 6% of its health.
Jirachi barely grimaces at the spikes, taking it like a man! Or a woman! Or whatever nonspecific gender jirachi is! But now I have issues. Stealth rock has come into play. This could hurt.
The combination of stealth rock and spikes can hurt my team beyond recognition. I spit at him once more, in case he didn’t get the message the first time. Again, he looks mildly bewildered.
Jirachi used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Clayman lost 46% of its health.
Clayman used Earth Power.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 57% of its health.
Clayman's leftovers restored its health a little!
Clayman restored 6% of its health.
Claydol is a ground type. I figured my best chance would lie in hitting it as hard as possible with Jirachi’s icy fist. It comes close to a kill, but It barely survives, sitting there with only 16 percent of it’s health. It feels good. The life of this claydol is in the palm of my hand.
Jirachi used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Clayman lost 16% of its health.
dbl0sevenboy's Clayman fainted.
---
dbl0sevenboy switched in Medusa (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Pointed stones dug into Medusa.
Medusa lost 12% of its health.
It dies, much to my gleeful desire. I laugh out loud in sheer delight as the weird multi-faced owl drops to the ground. I smile at my slightly flustered opponent as they recall the knocked out pokemon. He throws in tentacruel, thinking I’m locked into Ice punch.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Medusa lost 36% of its health.
Medusa used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Medusa's leftovers restored its health a little!
Medusa restored 6% of its health.
He figures that while I switch, he can get down a layer of toxic spikes. Well he’s wrong. Completely wrong! Indisputably, undeniably, incomprehensibly wrong! Jirachi shudders as it’s enveloped with a coating of electricity. I can see the horror on my opponent’s face as he realizes his grave error. No, my Jirachi was not scarfed. My jirachi had an expert belt!
I hold myself back from a victory polka. He isn’t dead yet. I’m just faster, and have a super effective attack.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Medusa lost 35% of its health.
Medusa is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Medusa is paralysed! It can't move!
Medusa's leftovers restored its health a little!
Medusa restored 6% of its health.
I break into a victory polka. My mother, the only spectator that hasn’t left by now, throws a sharp rock at me and tells me to get back to the battle.
Jirachi used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Medusa lost 9% of its health.
dbl0sevenboy's Medusa fainted.
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dbl0sevenboy switched in FANtom (lvl 100 Rotom-s).
Pointed stones dug into FANtom.
FANtom lost 12% of its health.
FANtom used Shadow Ball.
Jirachi lost 30% of its health.
Otterpaw's Jirachi fainted.
Ohoho! Is that a rotom I see? This is just what I wanted. I start to giggle in glee as the shadow ball strikes my jirachi. It’s obviously choiced, otherwise my jirachi would have outsped it! I pull my jirachi, which unfortunately is too valuable to use as a basketball, back into it’s pokeball and reveal the ultimate member of the team!
Otterpaw switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Pointed stones dug into Lucario.
Lucario lost 3% of its health.
Lucario was hurt by Spikes!
Lucario lost 12% of its health.
Lucario. Stuck in a shadow ball against my jirachi, he can choose to either deal minimal damage or switch. I expect the latter.
dbl0sevenboy switched in ChamWOW (lvl 100 Medicham ?).
Pointed stones dug into ChamWOW.
ChamWOW lost 6% of its health.
Lucario used Swords Dance.
Lucario's attack was sharply raised.
My lucario is well trained, the only pokemon on my team that I don’t enjoy mauling with a Frisbee! And here, up against me is that ugly pink faced menace. I grit my teeth. I then growl in case my point hasn’t gotten across. From his expression, I’d say that it has.
Lucario used Extremespeed.
ChamWOW lost 91% of its health.
ChamWOW used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
Lucario lost 85% of its health.
Otterpaw's Lucario fainted.
I order my lucario to use extremespeed, sending it flying towards the medicham. Punches and kicks slam into the medicham, Lucario’s arms and legs a mere blur, soon disappearing in a cloud of dust.
When the dust fades, Lucario stands to me awaiting my next order, medicham lying motionless in the dirt behind it. I shout out to Lucario as it raises it’s fist in triumph, “look behind youuuuu!”
He does. He looks behind just in time to see the wounded pink slut barreling it’s flaming fist into my poor lucario’s stomach. I gasp as lucario is struck, life turning into slow motion.
He starts to stagger like a porpoise in a sea of beer. Then he collapses. I pull him back, leaving only the harshly wounded medicham on the field.
Otterpaw switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut ChamWOW's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
Gyarados lost 25% of its health.
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
ChamWOW used Ice Punch.
Gyarados lost 28% of its health.
I will get revenge! I throw out my gay water dragon in the face of the sorely damaged medicham. Gyarados lost a bit to the rocks that protruded from the field, but shrugged it off, ready to dance with the stars.
Medicham feebly slams his fist into the dragon mid-dance. Not a good idea. Have you ever punched a gay guy in the middle of a dance? Trust me, it’s not a good idea.
Gyarados used Waterfall.
ChamWOW lost 3% of its health.
dbl0sevenboy's ChamWOW fainted.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
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dbl0sevenboy switched in Aluminum (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).
Pointed stones dug into Aluminum.
Aluminum lost 12% of its health.
Medicham was knocked out after nothing more than a simple waterfall. But when the pokeball opened to reveal my gyarados’ next opponent, I let out a harsh gasp.
That skarmory was back.
“I don’t like you,” I muttered as I stared into it’s steely soulless eyes.
Gyarados used Stone Edge.
Aluminum lost 42% of its health.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
Aluminum used Whirlwind.
Otterpaw switched in Rotom-f (lvl 100 Rotom-f).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-f.
Rotom-f lost 12% of its health.
The skarmory had whirlwinded in Rotom, a fatal error. But suddenly I was panged with indecision! What if he switched into something that resisted electric like last time! I ground my teeth so hard that if someone tried to put a pig in my mouth (again) I would make pulled pork. Really well pulled, pulled pork.
Rotom-f used Shadow Ball.
It's not very effective...
Aluminum lost 21% of its health.
Aluminum used Roost.
Aluminum restored 50% of its health.
No! I was incorrect! The skarmory decided to stay in. I was in a pickle now! I had to switch! I had no other option. Luckily, I had just the pokemon.
Otterpaw switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence's intimidate cut Aluminum's attack!
Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
Salamence lost 25% of its health.
Aluminum used Roost.
Aluminum restored 25% of its health.
Salamence. Now there’s a true dragon, not like that pansy little dancing gyarados! This mean bugger didn’t dance, he murdered. In fact, that’s exactly what he liked to do for entertainment. That’s about how mean this bad boy is.
He roosts like it’ll do something against the might that is my dragon.
Salamence used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Aluminum lost 100% of its health.
dbl0sevenboy's Aluminum fainted.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.
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dbl0sevenboy switched in Hitman (lvl 100 Hitmonlee ).
Pointed stones dug into Hitman.
I laughed as I watched the bird fall to the ground, melted into a pile of molten steel. I asked my opponent if I could keep it to smelt into a kettle, but for some strange reason beyond my comprehension, he just glared at me.
Next up, a midget doing a headstand. Should be a piece of cake. Burnt cake.
Salamence used Draco Meteor.
Hitman lost 94% of its health.
dbl0sevenboy's Hitman fainted.
Salamence's special attack was harshly lowered.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.
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dbl0sevenboy switched in FANtom (lvl 100 Rotom-s).
Pointed stones dug into FANtom.
FANtom lost 12% of its health.
I laugh at the expression of horror on my foe’s face as a meteor hurtles down from the heavens, directed by none other than my salamence. The meteor strikes the useless midget of a pokemon with full ferocity, slamming it’s upside-down drill deep into the earth.
Rotom, my nemesis, is back for more. I grin wickedly as I see it take form out of the pokeball.
FANtom used Shadow Ball.
Salamence lost 55% of its health.
Otterpaw's Salamence fainted.
Otterpaw's Salamence fainted.
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Otterpaw switched in Rotom-f (lvl 100 Rotom-f).
Pointed stones dug into Rotom-f.
Rotom-f lost 12% of its health.
My salamence is down. No matter, this match is in the palm of my hand. My opponent is white with fear as he looks at the pokeball I’m tossing up and down.
“It’s time,” I whisper into the red and white sphere, “It’s for your revenge!”
I throw the sphere with the full force of my arm. It lands a full seven and a half feet in front of me. A new record! The glowy white stuff shoots out from inside it and pastes itself together to form my fridge. My rotom refrigerator. ‘Time to die,’ I think really hard at the enemy Rotom, hoping he can hear my subconscious thoughts.
Rotom-f used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
FANtom lost 75% of its health.
dbl0sevenboy's FANtom fainted.
Otterpaw wins!
Before my opponent can do anything, I shout out some garbled gibberish, but my Rotom didn’t even care what I said, because it was too busy launching a shadow ball right into the opponent. The fridge looked at the fan, then suddenly my foe’s rotom begins to quiver. It starts to shake with ferocity, then… POOF!! It lays on the ground in a bubbling cesspool of ectoplasm.
Props:
Salamence for being a cold hearted killer
Rotom-f for wreaking is long awaited vengeance
Slops:
Aerodactyl for being a retarded fossil-bird
