you are Leeeeroy Jenkins.
You are an internet meme, characterised by your impaitence, love of chicken and unwillingness to follow your comrades' best laid plans. However, a brave soul such as yourself often comes in useful during a war, so you were recruited by the M.O.B.
At night, you may send a PM to auramaster and coolking49 titled, "Night X - I'm goin' in, <user>". You will run in front of <user>, and any actions they perform will be redirected to you.
You are allied with J.E.R.R.Y., you win if all threats are eliminated.