Kill him.
You walk in on your parents having a threesome with your grandfather.
You walk in on your parents having a threesome with your grandfather.
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go out and catch 'em all, DUH hehe
Having sex knocks a year off your life (recoil damage) and you've got a year left to live.
Having sex knocks a year off your life (recoil damage) and you've got a year left to live.
Turn off the simpsons because it now gives you horrific nightmares after watching it on an LSD trip
You have to be right back, stuffing your face with meat.
Firebot stops existing overnight.
Firebot stops existing overnight.
Contribute to Smog. Get badged rights.
You get banned for being a bad poster.
You get banned for being a bad poster.
Put on your oxygen tank, leave the car, and show all your other items to the sharks. Tell them you will give everything to them in exchange for your life. When they see the Nintendo DS, all of them will fight over it, giving you enough time to escape.
Alternatively, load up your BW save file with Infinite Master Balls and catch all the Sharpedo. Give the others as gifts to pay off anyone who witnessed the event.
Iggdrasil implies that Scott Pilgrim vs. The World was a dream.
Alternatively, load up your BW save file with Infinite Master Balls and catch all the Sharpedo. Give the others as gifts to pay off anyone who witnessed the event.
Iggdrasil implies that Scott Pilgrim vs. The World was a dream.
Shoot him with the leftover gun.
Video games are illegal worldwide. All of them have been confiscated by the government. How do you get Pokemon BW?
Video games are illegal worldwide. All of them have been confiscated by the government. How do you get Pokemon BW?
EDIT: Ninja'd.
To become president.
You're facing imperfectluck in the finals of a major tournament, and when the battle loads up, your entire team is Level 1 Magikarp. The battle cannot be rescheduled, or you and your entire family will be forced to listen to nothing but nonstop Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Hannah Montana songs forever.
To become president.
You're facing imperfectluck in the finals of a major tournament, and when the battle loads up, your entire team is Level 1 Magikarp. The battle cannot be rescheduled, or you and your entire family will be forced to listen to nothing but nonstop Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Hannah Montana songs forever.
EDIT: Ninja'd.
Lose.
You get raped by a pack of (BAN ME PLEASE)s because you look like a pig in heat.
Lose.
You get raped by a pack of (BAN ME PLEASE)s because you look like a pig in heat.
GTFO the computer and make real friends.
Everyone except you and your worst enemy are killed in a nuclear holocaust.
Luckily, the "cliff" was an inch tall.
But you jumped head first off a real cliff and have second thoughts about life.
But you jumped head first off a real cliff and have second thoughts about life.
The cliff is named "Marshmellow and Bubble Wrap Gorge"
That confuse blue kool-aid with Anti-freeze and drink the wrong one.
That confuse blue kool-aid with Anti-freeze and drink the wrong one.
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