I need to kill Bieber

[Brammi]

It has come to my attention that I have Bieber hair. I need a new hair style. I am enlisting your help smogon. I need a new hair style to take in the hair dressers. I never like my hair so i'm open to anything that doesn't involving shaving or colouring my hair. I may agree to colouring my hair if it is really awesome.

 

[SMZ]

short and even that's my style bro, also run from Ace Matador as soon as he sees you.
edit why no shaving :(

 

[Brammi]

I have nice soft hair because I use condit-

 

[norulz]

bieber hair? could be worse

 

[Mysterious Trainer]

Part it in the middle, comb it backwards, apply gel, and dry.

The result should look something like a Caterpie.

 

[yiran]

Get a Mushroom Haircut. It is awesome.

 

[Fatecrashers]

a hatfro

 

[VKCA]

Get a Mushroom Haircut. It is awesome.

ahahahahaha

I can totally see what groshi looks like.

 

[WaterBomb]

trimmed short with a little spike in the front. Works for me *shrug*

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

Bowl Cut.

 

[BKC]

Get a Mushroom Haircut. It is awesome.

hahaha

i think you should get an afro

 

[Tomahawk]

Bold, afro.

 

[comatthew6]

spike your hair a la the (BAN ME PLEASE) guys on the Jersey Shore

 

[BIG loven]

Get it cut short and be classy, don't have gay Beiber hair

 

[IggyBot]

Classic fade is where it's at.

And if they ask you for a number, tell them you just want a fucking man's haircut. Man that pisses me off. Here I am, all I want is my hair to be cut shorter and even, and they're all asking me about what number fade I want.

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

what the fuck is number fade

 

[Jebus McAzn]

what the fuck is a beiber haircut

do you just shave your pubes off or something

 

[WaterBomb]

the number applies to the length of the hair when they are done cutting, and the type of plastic attachment they add to their clippers. 0 is the shortest you can get, and the higher the numbers go the longer the hair is when they're done cutting (I believe you can go up to 8). Why would you get pissed off at this? It just makes it easier on the barber to know which setting to use rather than having a non-descriptive "I want it short" or "I want a man's haircut". Who defines what a man's haircut is? How the hell is the barber supposed to know what your definition of "short" is?

 

[Jace the Mind Sculptor]

Number 3 fade to 1. Shaped up.

 

[Fake Sketch]

Just dont cut your hair for 4 years, just like me.

 

[6A9 Ace Matador]

lol why would you get rid of it bieber hair is excellent. now all you need is a decent voice and a catchy song consisting of 3 words and you'll be getting all the ladies in no time

no but really why would you change your style because some celebrity has it... if you like it keep it gosh

 

[amphetamine]

Please, just shave it off. You're not 12 ..are you?

 

[rainbows]

a mop-top

 

[LonelyNess]

a mop-top

You don't want to look like this

 

[iDunno]

I had Beiber hair before Beiber did so technically, Beiber is the one copying off of me, which, in turn, means you are as well.