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if i were to ask you on a date, would your answer to that be the same as the answer to this question?

Can someone please explain this one? I think I get it but I'm not sure.
 
Wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Do you work at Nintendo? Cuz you make me play with my wii
 
@cosby:

If they answer yes, then their answer to being asked on a date would be "yes" also.

If they answer no, then their answer to being asked on a date would not be no, therefore it would be yes.


Worst pickup line ever:
"Hey bitch, come over here and wrap your pissflaps around this and maybe I'll throw a fuck at them."

That worked.
 
I apologize in advance for if I ruin you for other men

I was going to ask you out but then I realized that we already had plans, sorry.

Why did you stand me up yesterday? That's ok, we can just reschedule... What do you mean you don't remember me? Are you just trying to justify your bad behavior? I'm crazy? Yes I am beginning to think I am, too, for thinking you were worth going out with in the first place. You're sorry? Good. We'll meet at McDonalds at 5 on Friday. I will not give you a ride and you will be paying.

My penis is 12 inches long. I bet you don't believe me. Come on I'll show you in the other room.

I am prone to accidentally slipping and inserting my member into the vaginas of unsuspecting women. I'm just telling you this so you aren't surprised if this happens to you in the future.

I have five pizzas. Three of them are cheese and three of them are pepperoni. How is this possible?

I think you might be pregnant with my child. I have a pregnancy test with me, but I will need to run it myself so I know you didn't forge it.

I am a level 58 Goblin Wizard on WoW. I stopped at level 58 because I liked having the number the same as the length of my dick in centimeters.

Are you an angel? Or are your breasts so big that I mistook them for wings?

I have installed a hidden camera in your house. I will tell you where it is if you go out with me. If you don't I'll still have the camera, so for me it's a win-win either way.

I bet you make the BEST sandwiches!
 
Hey, do you have an inhaler? Because you take my breath away :P (awwwww)

Hey, are you an astronaut? Because my next destination is uranus.

Hey, do you work on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.
 
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

Jebus all of yours are amazing.
 
You missed the perfect opportunity to reference roofies. (which I can only assume can come in syringe form)
 
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Isn't the whole point of roofies like... being "subtle"? Stabbing a girl with a syringe in a packed night club doesn't sound like a fantastic idea.
 
Pwnemon said:
secant is commonly abbreviated as "sec"
sec-c
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Who the hell says sec instead of secant? That's almost as retarded as saying sin instead of sine.
Ride The Lightning said:
Not sure if anyone said this yet, but, "If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"
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Man seriously? Like most discussed line itt. You could have skimmed and found it.

above is also pretty swell
 
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