Decided to start playing some rank... lol solo queue.
Last game of the night I can play pretty much sums up my entire experience so far... Revive/Teleport Evelynn and Twitch. (Too bad my screenshot of the loading screen didn't work properly, looks like.) Literally every fucking loss tonight, and there's been a lot of them because that's all but one game, trolls and bads and other garbage. Every. Single. Time. On my team and my team alone... wait, no, I did get a 5v4 once as the enemy Blitz never connected... and that wasn't the one game I ended up winning tonight.
tale of triumph
So then I decided to play one more even though I should've went to bed an hour ago. Picked Nasus. User Groudon80 would be proud that enemy Mordekaiser went mid... so I got Singed. :happybrain:
Well, apparently Singed had an inkling of what a farmed Nasus can do so this dude played like he was fucking Garen, Flinging me on cooldown every chance he got basically and running that poison like it's nobody's business. (I'm not sure how he managed to not run out of mana after 2-3 Flings like I do when playing Singed but WHATEVER.) Even being relatively close to my tower once he started pushing didn't stop Lee Sin from being stuck to my ass like glue half the game and while ultra-aggro Singed also died a couple times to effortless ganks, I died three or four times in about the first 10-12 minutes. Maybe he really WAS Garen in disguise. If Kennen would've followed Morde from mid when I got three-man tower dove once, would've been a triple but whatever...
Sounds like another one of
those games but I didn't really give a shit. The counter-ganks gave me enough gold for early Ludicity Boots. Burned Teleport twice, I took our second blue while everyone dicked around bottom for a while and farmed the whole duration with it. It was like I never left lane. A little over 20 minutes in I'm sitting at 400 bonus on Q with near-max CDR (Boots, Shurelya's, Enlightenment) and my Sheen. I proceeded to die a couple more times just barely failing to 2v1 Lee Sin + Singed and 3v1 Ezreal + Lee Sin + Janna, at least trading each time, then I started srs bsns fighting with the rest of my team and we completely rolled them. feels good man
/blog, inb4nobodycares whiner etc. I don't really give a damn I needed to fucking rant so deal with it. Anyway, I love me some Nasus, where victory in Harvest Moon rewards you with the
Infinity+1 Sword and the ability to two-shot anybody that could deal actual damage to you. Yes, I am trying to get you to waste hours browsing through TVTropes sneaking that reference in there and also forget about my giant bitchfest and subsequent triumph over adversity. *ahem*
More people should go in the Smogon chat room in the client...
Honestly, I always forget you can do that. I'll try to remember in the future, although I doubt anyone cares.