You're like a broken record. This is all absolute bullshit and has been addressed several times. The only reason you're clinging to this nonsense is because you've so far proven incapable of coming up with anything else.
Looks more like you getting riled up becase there's actually a direct, straightforward, and decent argument from the pro-Ubers side to challenge the anti-Ubers' perspective.
You don't have to resort to any "ultra-specific scenarios" to envisage a game where Salamence doesn't get a kill.
Ok, but that's not what I said, I was responding to weak arguments like "sacrifice something weak to get your check in". It's almost not worth responding to, but really, what if you don't have anything to sacrifice? Your check is probably going to die because there really isn't anything that takes out both DD and Mix besides Cress.
If Stealth Rock is up (protip: It probably is!)
Then again, it probably isn't because my lead beats yours. See how easy this is?
Scarfers and Ice Sharders switching in on the Dragon Dance is not an "ultra-specific scenario". A bulky Flying type or Levitator switching in on Earthquake is not an "ultra-specific scenario". Scizor switching in on an Outrage is not an "ultra-specific scenario". Starmie switching in on Fire Blast/Flamethrower is not an "ultra-specific scenario". This stuff is common.
I like how you just dump on everyone who says "What if your opponent messes up?" then you go to say "What if he doesn't?". Really, it's not even about whether or not either opponent can predict correctly, it's about the fact that Salamence makes this prediction game worse than any other OU because:
- He has a higher chance of switching in safely and forcing out the opposing Pokemon because of his resistances, speed, power, and Intimidate.
- Draco Meteor is strong enough to OHKO sweepers that try to switch in, 2HKO slower walls without Sp. Def investment, and allow him to kill most Steels with a follow-up Fire Blast or EQ.
- Outrage finishes off anything that can withstand a Draco Meteor.
Once you get past all of that, you have to account for the fact that:
- It's probably a DDMence and your MixMence check is fucked.
It's not even a prediction war, it's Russian Roulette. DDmence and Mixmence are both used equally, virtually nothing beats them both, and you still can't reliably and consistently counter it once you know its set because of Salamence's power and perfect coverage. Try to bring in your Swampert for Round 2 and it's probably going to take an Outrage. Bring in Brozong to absorb a Draco Meteor or DD and you'll probably get a Fire Blast.
Tell me, what other OU can do this? And moreover, what makes you think any of this is healthy for the standard metagame? There's no diversity or strategy to be found in any of this; safe switch-ins for Salamence are incredibly limited and we already have endeavors to counter it stacked mile-high on every team. It's not like we haven't been trying for the past couple of years or so to beat this fucker, there just really isn't enough to work with to call it balanced. If you can't give me a healthy list of counters that can reliably and consistently beat Salamence to where it's almost as balanced as any other OU sweeper, you're really just wasting my time.