WARNING! THIS IS NOT A SUMMARY! IT’S BASICALLY A SYNOPSIS THAT INCLUDES A LOT OF MINOR DETAILS AND RAMBLING! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
I start by carefully paying attention to Rowan's well-thought out tutorials and introduction speeches, and by paying attention I mean ignoring him and mashing the A button. He soon gets the idea and shuts up about himself. He proceeds to ask me about me (took long enough.) I tell him I am a girl and I name myself my normal name for a Diamond and Pearl run: Risune (an anagram of sunrise minus an r.) I simply name my rival Barry and excitedly begin my journey by shrinking down to the size of a pin. Goody.
I end up watching TV in my room about a Red Gyarados that migrated from one lake to another lake like 3,000 miles away (rough guess) even though there is no possible way he could’ve because Gyarados shouldn’t be able to survive on land and since the land is so far away unless he made it to the edge of Johto in as little time possible and got into the ocean where he could sustain itself and swim to Sinnoh, though that is also impracticable because... ah whatever. I change my text speed to fast and head downstairs.
When I walk down a flight of stairs in 2 seconds flat (yeah I dunno), my mom rushes up to me and tells me Barry was calling for me a bit ago. What does he want? Whatever. I start to head outside, but my mom stops me for no good reason to tell me not to go into the tall grass because pokemon can jump out because I can’t see a potentially over 30 feet tall creature in grass like 2 feet tall despite having 20/20 vision. Thanks for the faith in me, Mom.
I finally walk outside into Twinleaf Town, a town despite only having 4 houses. Real big town here. I walk to Barry’s house and proceed to get smacked in the face with a door. Yowch! The person turns out to be Barry who tells me to get my butt over to the lake because he’s gonna fine me 1 million poke if I’m late. Yeesh. He runs off, before running back saying he forgot something and rushes inside. I follow him in like a stalker and run upstairs where I presume he is, completely ignoring his mom like the polite person I am. Barry’s at his desk, stuffing his Bag full of junk. He tells me again to get to the lake, upping the fine price to 10 million Poke if I’m late.
I follow him out of Twinleaf Town to Route 201. We head to Lake Verity to find a Red Gyarados, but instead find an old man and a dopey kid wearing a red hat. Great trade-off, right? They ramble on, the kid referring to the man as Professor and the man revealing the kids name as Lucas, before they finally leave, leaving behind a briefcase. Barry suggests we go look at it, and I follow him. Suddenly, we get attacked by Starly and by some miracle the case opens by itself. Barry suggests we take one and battle with them, which I oblige to. Thus, I get my first pokemon: Turtwig (I can’t nickname it right now).
I spam Tackle for an easy 3HKO. Barry reveals he got a Chimchar (no duh,) before Lucas walks back to retrieve the briefcase. He learns we used the Pokemon and freaks. We leave the lake and go on our merry way before being stopped by the old guy. He inspects our pokemon before leaving with Lucas following, but not before Lucas says to visit the lab that we have no clue of the whereabouts. We both head home.
I explain the whole scenario to my mom in a ..., who says the guy was most likely Professor Rowan, and that his lab is in Sandgem. She says I should go visit him, before giving me what I wanted: the Running Shoes. I follow her instructions and head off on my adventure.
The way to Sandgem has little interruptions, just a few scattered Bidoofs. I level up once before reaching my destination.
When I reach Sandgem, Lucas meet me at the entrance to the town. He leads me to the lab because apparently I could’nt find it myself even though it was literally 5 steps away. Barry runs into me-literally, before running off. Lucas is bewildered at Barry’s impatience, before leading me into the lab. I meet Rowan in the tiny lab, who asks once again to inspect Turtwig. He does so, before announcing he is letting me keep it.
He asks if I want to nickname it, which I do. I take the time to name it Squirtle as per the requirements. Rowan and Lucas start jabbering before saying he wants me to do something. Yadadaya, he gives me the Pokedex. Lucas shows me around town, then tells me I should inform my mom I’m doing this. Before that, though I run inside to buy a few Pokeballs and Potions. I stall on Route 201, running around and leveling up a bit before finding the pokemon I want: Starly- aka the second member of my team, Trollbird. I lower its health to the red zone before chucking a Pokeball at it. Thankully, it goes in with only 1 thrown. I nickname it Trollbird before finally heading back home.
When I get home, my mom heals my pokemon before I explain the favor for Rowan, she gives me a Journal before giving me her blessing. I am about to leave, but Barry’s mom barges in. She asks where Barry is, explaining he left before she could give him something. Mom volunteers us to become a less-than-minimum-wage-paid delivery system and deliver it to him. Thanks. His mom says he would probably head to Jubilife, so I decide on that for my next destination!
I back-track to Sandgem, using the bait-and-switch tactic to train Trollbird on the way. I soon reach my destination,quickly healing before heading off to Route 202.
When I get onto the new route, Lucas decides it’s a good idea to interrupt me and teach me how to catch Pokemon, even though I’ve already caught one. Yeah, I dunno. After a drawn out tutorial, he gives me 5 Pokeballs and leaves. Whoop. I can finally move on.
I train a bit and stall right before Jubilife because I have made it my mission to catch my third pokemon-Shinx, before I enter the new city. I quickly find one and grin, preparing to attack, but then I remember. My Turtwig thinks it’s a Squirtle, so it
can’t fight Electric types. And since I can only use Wing Attack and Take Down on Starly... shoot.
So long story short- I have to grind Trollbird all the way to level 9, where it learns Wing Attack. This process was extremely annoying and tedious, and I couldn’t even go to Jubilife because there was a trainer with a Shinx on the way, so I’m gonna spare ya’ll from it and get straight to the action. Trollbird is now level 9, so I run about until I find a Shinx. Jackpot: I find one on my first try. I quickly whittle it down with Wing Attack and toss a Pokeball. Success. I nickname it Genow and rush back to the Pokemon Center and heal. And that’s where we leave off...