Horray. Team Gentle♂ (get it? It's funny because its Gentleman, but the game doesn't have enough letters for Gentleman) is off to a good start.
My first pokemon to obtain was a female Cyndaquil named "Foxxy C." It took me 8 soft resets to get her, so I hope you're happy Vratix.
After running Prof. Elm's chores (WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE LYRA DO THEM, SHE LIVES IN HIS ATTIC AND SHE FREAKING DOES NOTHING BUT ATTACK ME WITH HER MARILL ALL DAY, USELESS PEACE OF CRAP) I finally was a free man!
I got my direction, and started off when I encountered this guy:
Yeah. I rolled him and continued on my way. I gave him my phone number (maybe he'll call me, we could become BEST FRIENDS!) and battled that douche that beat him. I made my way to Violet City, and along the way I managed to train Cyndaquil up to 14, so I had to cancel his evolution (twice, actually. He was 17 when I beat Falkner). And I entered the Gym.
Falkner's gym was easy, I really wish they were all like it, because I would have the world's greatest journey through the Pokemon universe.
Suck it.
Next, Bugsy. Ok, now before I continue my story, WHAT TYPE OF PERSON FALLS DOWN A WELL BARELY BIG ENOUGH TO FIT HIM? FURTHERMORE, WHAT TYPE OF OLD PERSON TAKES ON A CRIMINAL SYNDICATE IN THE FIRST PLACE WHEN A PERFECTLY CAPABLE YOUNG MAN STRONGER THAN HIM CAN DO THE SAME JOB IN LESS TIME.
Just needed to get that off my chest...
I squashed Team Rocket, and on my way out I encountered this little guy:
and caught him (at 7? or 8, don't remember too much). I'm so creative, I named him HotChix. He knew Curse, Yawn, Tackle, and Growl. The greatest moveset ever, honestly, if I didn't have that Surf/Psychic restriction, I would totally just keep his set. I love him.
I trained him up to 9 in some bushes but got sick of it, so I just went to kill Bugsy. Or at least, I wish I could kill him. None of the trainers were too complicated, I just would switch HotChix in so he could get some experience, but let Foxxy C. (22 Quilava by this time) do all the heavy lifting. HotChix leveled up during the second trainer. The only annoying pokemon was Bugsy's Scyther, because he was Bugsy's starting poke and HotChix was mine, and so I switched in Foxxy C. while he U-Turned, and I wasn't paying attention so I OHKO'd his Metapod without putting HotChix in. But I rocked the rest of his team and Foxxy and Chix leveled up in the process, taking Foxxy to 23 and Chix to 11.
Bug leader? More like Bug bait! HAH
I exited, healed up, then went to Ilex Forest, but I completely forgot that I had to fight Silver (yeah, I named him Silver, like I said, I'm so creative). It started off with Ghastly vs. HotChix. I immediately switched to Foxxy C. and OHKO'd Ghastly. He sent in Croconaw next, and I switched to HotChix. I yawn'd his Croconaw which gave me enough time to switch Foxxy C. in and figure out which one of my 3 damaging moves did the most damage (Flame Wheel, Ember, or Quick Attack, I could have told you it was going to be Quick Attack but I wanted to play it safe). I managed to out damage him because he decided he would rather Scary Face me than Water Gun me. Horray for AI. I dispatched his final pokemon and rocked his world (yeahhhhh).
"I ONLY LUV STRONG POKES" Yeah, I bet you love strong men too. Oh snap.
Off to Ilex Forest!
P.S. They're probably not going to all be this amazing. I figured the first one should be kind of cool.