What Pokemon Should Have Been Named

[Snunch]

Spearow - Sparrow

 

[breh]

gogogo do dunsparce

 

[AccidentalGreed]

Simisage. Simisear.

...Simipour.

Name it Simisoak so at least it keeps the abbreviation consistent.

 

[tennisace]

mewtwo -> mixmaster.mewthree

because fuck that is an awesome name for an angsty 11 year old

 

[Pidge]

billdozer!?

 

[v]

I,m A Stonosaur,

 

[Maxb]

Blissey -> Fattey (Fat = HOLY FUCK YOU BARELY HAVE ANY ARMS, Tey = Fat (oops, I meant that she has a glandular disorder) girl's name I know). Also Fattey is sort of like Fatty, which means a fat person.

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[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

mewtwo --> mixmaster

 

[mixmaster.mewthree]

mewtwo -> mixmaster.mewthree

because fuck that is an awesome name for an angsty 11 year old

That was a low blow...

 

[Yeti]

Geodude -> Rockman

Rock is more straight-to-the-point than geo, and man sounds better with rock than dude.

It probably wasn't based so much off "geo" on its own as "geode" the sediment structure/rock. Thus, Geod + dude = Geodude, though you pronounce it Geo dude as that sounds a lot better and punnier.

stonosaur looooool.

 

[Imran]

mewtwo -> mixmaster.mewthree

because fuck that is an awesome name for an angsty 11 year old

What is your problem?

 

[Charro]

garchomp should have been named salamence so he wouldnt have been banned. :(

Should have been named Haxorus actually, it fits it more

Rockman it's a great name for Golem :U

 

[mattj]

drilldo

 

[SMZ]

Transeeder

Sudowoody

/sexjokes

 

[Zenotwapal]

Palkia --> Cockface

and lol billdozer

 

[NatGeo]

Reshiram -> confused

j/s

 

[Cooky]

stonosaur?

also billdozers kinda eh
STEVEDOZER

 

[Furosuto]

Acht, I suck at naming pokemon, but here it goes...

Tentacruel --> Venokren. Veno is for venom. Duh. Kren is for Kraken, which I personally think Tentacruel is more based on.

Golurk --> Mayacore. It looks like one of those mayan statues to me for some weird resond.

 

[az]

more like simipoor

am i righgt

 

[Dan Dan]

Crawdaunt > Lobstar. It has a huge star on it's head. And it's a lobster.

 

[Fawfulmk-II]

Terrakion's name should reference the Brahma,honestly speaking.

 

[iDunno]

Meowth -> Catmon
Oddish -> Oddmon
Bellsprout -> Sproutmon
Jigglypuff -> Jigglymon
Rattata -> Ratmon
Pidgey -> Pidgeonmon
Charmander -> Agumon
Pikachu -> Pikamon
Mew -> Mewmon

etc

 

[BlakBlastoise]

Blastoise -> The best pokemon

 

[ButteredToast]

Ditto -> Squish

 

[Furosuto]

Torkoal --> Torkano. Torkoal needs a much cooler name than coal. Volcano tortoise gogogogo!

Snivy --> Smugleaf. Don't need an explanation there.

Mandibuzz --> Vultient. Ancient vulture. It has a bone in it's head, so I think it works. Not my best piece, but hey, better than sounding like a bug right? I mean, mandi and buzz make me think of buzzing mandibles.