http://www.smogon.com/dp/pokemon/unown
Very top of page:
"The first time I saw Unown, they were hovering in a line above the floor, staring at me with malicious
Cyclops-eyes. Upon further inspection, I discovered their general shape to be English letters. They spelled:
THE MOTHER OF CHAOS’ MOTHER HAVING SEX WITH THREE MANS. OH NO."
As sarcastic as this statement is, Cyclops still needs to be capitalized since it is a name, not just a thing.
Same Page, under "Team Options"
"Supporting Unown is
essential; for it performs best in an environment it is comfortable with. As Unown can sometimes get temperamental when dropped into a situation outside of what it is used to (caves, incest),"
Should be a semicolon not a comma.
Also under Team options:
"As Unown can sometimes get temperamental when dropped into a situation outside of what it is used to (caves, incest), it is wise to pair Unown with familiar environmental hazards.
Donphan and Jigglypuff can set Stealth Rock in play. Dual screens are also helpful, as they remind Unown of the old, mysterious days, steeling him against attacks. Uxie, Mesprit, and Mewtwo are excellent choices."
Active Voice vs. Passive Voice (currently "Stealth Rock can be set in play by Donphan and Jigglypuff)
Finally:
"Conclusion
I fled from the cave, eyes bleeding from unsolicited dirty images. I was so blinded by terror I tripped over a rock, fell,
and scraped my arms. And when I hauled myself up, there they were. Standing seductively in front of three men was chaos’s mother."
And is currently missing.