A Parody of Weird Al's Parody Yoda
I met him on a mound down in Citi Field
Where the Mets have played since the year Two Thousand and Nine Han
Two-ew Thousand and Nine Han
I saw the little runt standing on the rubber
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "No-Han"
N-O-N-O, No-Han
No-no-no-no No-Han
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A Met who throws a no hitter in his home town of Queens
Oh, my No-Han
No-no-no-no Han
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he throws so damn well with the ball in his hand
Oh, my No-Han
No-no-no-no No-Han
No-no-no-no No-Han
Well, I was watching NESN like I have before
And no one has ever seen a Mets no hitter before
But Tom Carron, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Flip to SNY and they'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with him
So it looks like I'm gonna do what he says once again
And watch No-Han
No-no-no-no Han
No-no-no-no Han
No-han
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
So I saw the 9th
And the first two guys blooped
And it really did look like No-han was pooped
But then he pitched to Freese like he was in his head
and, I won't forget what No-han said
He said, "This one was for all life-long Met's fans
From the ones watching TV to the ones in the stands"
Oh, my No-han
No-no-no-no No-han
"I know these past few years have had you all annoyed
You said if we didn't play better, Collins would be unemployed"
Oh, my No-Han
No-no-no-no No-han
Well, I once thought No-han was just one big mess
But out of all the Met's pitchers in history, he is now the best
And for all you Met's fans who are tired and true
Will you give a hoo-raw to the orange and blue?
The long-term contract he had to sign
Now doesn't seem like the worst mistake of all time
Oh that No-han
No-no-no-no No-han No-no-no-no No-han
No-han No-no-no-no No-han No-no-no-no No-han
No-han No-no-no-no No-han No-no-no-no No-han
No-han No-no-no-no No-han No-no-no-no No-han
No-han No-no-no-no No-han No-no-no-no No-han
No-han No-no-no-no No-han No-no-no-no No-han