Turnip Mafia - Game Over - BT and zorbees win

[Yeti]

RIP Eep :C

send your results along to me asap so we can determine a lynch target

 

[zorbees]

Vote Blue_Tornado

 

[shinyskarmory]

Stop voting Blue Tornado, it's obvious he's mafia but every time we try we get redirected.

Yeti, based on the claims you've received, who seems scummy?

 

[Yeti]

keep the vote on BT

his luck's run out

 

[Daenym]

In the wake of two failed Lynches, the Town was reluctant to take a stance as strong as it had previously during the Day. Yeti urged caution. Finally, zorbees cast the only vote of the Day, sticking with Blue_Tornado as the target.

shinyskarmory was the only one to raise his voice against the third attempt on Blue_Tornado’s life. After two failures, would a third turn out any differently? But other than a brief remark from Yeti, his words seemed to fall on deaf ears.

Blue_Tornado was led toward the gallows once more. But this time he had not even begun to climb the steps when a shriek came from the crowd. He grinned as Yeti’s body slumped to the ground, eyes wide in shock and blood gushing from a stab wound in her chest. Moments later she was dead and a bloodstained piece of paper was taken from her and read to the crowd:

Dear Yeti,

You are the Orphan

You know very little about yourself and have no family to speak of. After the time you have spent living on the streets with no family left, you have become somewhat hardened. But, in the end, you are still a child, and death utterly terrifies you.

You have no Night action. However, if you know anyone has died, there’s no telling what you will do.

You are aligned with the Town.

You win when the Town is safe again.

A few faces in the crowd shared the shock on the corpse’s face. Atop the gallows, Daenym could only sigh as the crowd dispersed once again. Night was upon them once more.

It is now Night 4. Night 4 will end Oct. 1st at 9 p.m. EST or when all actions are in.

 

[Yeti]

i have seen a lot of retarded lynch mechanics in my day

but this is probably the worst, combined with the mortician role.

good luck to my fellow villagers, you will probably need it to defeat the mediocrity present :|

 

[macle]

itt daenym makes the mafia unstoppable


also gives me the shittiest role ever you fufck

 

[ginganinja]

join the club

 

[macle]

DONT VOTE BLUE TORNADO TOMORROW

or youre a fucktard



lets lynched spiffy

 

[CHENN]

lets not vote blue tornado

 

[Blue_Tornado]

vote blue_tornado

 

[shinyskarmory]

lynch Spiffy

What now Blue Tornado?! I'm not going to vote you no matter how suicidal you are.
EDIT:

Complete IRC log that spiffy posted earlier

19:08 Spiffy shinyskarmory I'm going to get stealthed if you don't retract your vote
19:09 Spiffy don't be an idiot
19:11 iiMKUltra i am willing to vote ss to save you spiffy
19:11 shinyskarmory
19:12 shinyskarmory anyway spiffy
19:13 shinyskarmory why will retracting my vote prevent you from being stealthed
19:13 kingofkongs mafia has one less vote for one
19:13 Spiffy you're encouraging them the mafia to lynch me
19:13 Spiffy for no reason whatsoever
19:13 Spiffy it's not like the mafia have anything to lose
19:14 shinyskarmory except you might be one of them
19:14 shinyskarmory i'll take the risk
19:14 Spiffy wow
19:14 Spiffy are you really going to be like that
19:15 Spiffy iimkultra
19:15 Spiffy can you believe this
19:15 iiMKUltra i like
19:15 iiMKUltra know
19:15 iiMKUltra totally
19:15 iiMKUltra dude
19:15 iiMKUltra that's like
19:15 iiMKUltra not even happening
19:15 shinyskarmory what reason can you provide to make it clear that you AREN'T mafia
19:15 iiMKUltra dude.
19:15 shinyskarmory you can PM if you want
19:16 shinyskarmory if I believe you, I'll retract
19:16 shinyskarmory otherwise, no
19:16 Spiffy shinyskarmory I have no reason to tell you
19:16 Spiffy stop role fishing
19:16 shinyskarmory well then get stealthed
19:16 shinyskarmory i don't particularly care
19:16 shinyskarmory i gave you the opportunity to at least persuade me
19:16 shinyskarmory but you don't even want to try
19:16 Spiffy lol
19:16 Spiffy I hope you're trolling
19:17 Spiffy if you are kudos to you
19:17 shinyskarmory and beside in macle's post he told us to lynch you
19:17 shinyskarmory so yeah
19:17 Spiffy yeah lets follow macle
19:17 Spiffy he's not known for trolling
19:17 Spiffy at all
19:17 shinyskarmory his argument earlier was reasonable
19:17 shinyskarmory to me at least
19:17 Spiffy which one was that?
19:17 iiMKUltra that totally-not trolly one
19:17 iiMKUltra remember?
19:18 iiMKUltra no, me neither...
19:18 Engineer who was that guy that posted one line posts in mafia again
19:18 shinyskarmory yeah i remember
19:18 Engineer vernda?
19:18 Spiffy link me please
19:18 Spiffy shinyskarmory
19:18 shinyskarmory how?
19:18 Spiffy why don't you tell me why not to lynch you?
19:18 Engineer oh thunda
19:18 Engineer x_x
19:18 Spiffy iimkultra will vote for you if you don't tell me
19:18 shinyskarmory because my role is... well
19:18 shinyskarmory let me just tell you using PM
19:19 Spiffy no
19:19 Spiffy why are you so eager to tell people
19:19 shinyskarmory because I'm not mafia and I want to prove it
19:19 Spiffy do you have a mole role perhaps?!?!?!
19:19 shinyskarmory sigh.....

And later...

Hide

19:20 shinyskarmory it doesn't count until the next day anyways
19:21 Spiffy oh its night
19:21 Spiffy i forgot
19:21 shinyskarmory we have 48 hours to discuss this
19:21 iiMKUltra spiffy 9.9
19:21 Spiffy i forgot to send in my killing action
19:21 Spiffy i mean
19:21 Spiffy um
19:21 iiMKUltra lol
19:22 shinyskarmory lololol
19:22 Daenym Spiffy -.-
19:23 Spiffy yes?
19:23 Daenym gj reading the update, thread title, and IRC topic
19:23 Spiffy shhhh
19:23 Spiffy host should be seen and not heard

EDIT 2: I think nobody who voted for me is actually in the game 9_9

 

[Spiffy]

shinyskarmory you don't lynch someone that the village leader doesn't tell you to lynch.

So retract that vote.

 

[Blue_Tornado]

who IS village leader

just so i know who to kill in tomorrow's lynch

may as well take this time to tell all possible baddies to contact me, since you literally have nothing to fear

 

[Spiffy]

<Spiffy> shinyskarmory I'm going to get stealthed if you don't retract your vote
<Spiffy> don't be an idiot
<iiMKUltra> i am willing to vote ss to save you spiffy
<shinyskarmory> :/
<shinyskarmory> anyway spiffy
<shinyskarmory> why will retracting my vote prevent you from being stealthed
<kingofkongs> mafia has one less vote for one
<Spiffy> you're encouraging them the mafia to lynch me
<Spiffy> for no reason whatsoever
<Spiffy> it's not like the mafia have anything to lose
<shinyskarmory> except you might be one of them
<shinyskarmory> i'll take the risk

No, he's not trolling.

 

[macle]

or you can kill them tonight


im a dead man

 

[General Spoon]

Lynch shinyskarmory for great justice

 

[theangryscientist]

Lynch shinyskarmory

justice is optional

 

[Lrr]

Lynch shinyskarmory

 

[Daenym]

While the Night was full of its normal level of anxiety for everyone, a few people had dreams of people casting votes for a number of the remaining members of the Town. But when Daenym woke and left his home, it was clear it had all been a dream.

Long before he reached the square, the body lying in the center was painfully obvious. With the near-constant deaths for the past Days and Nights it came as a surprise. Other people slopwly came filing in, disgusted by the sight of yet another corpse in the midst of the Town. Before long someone had taken a paper from Flamestrike’s dead body and began to read.

Dear Flamestrike,

You are the Sheriff

You are the law around these parts, and for good reason. You have held your post for years now, and it’s tough to find someone as good at your job as you have always been. Until now the Town has rarely faced any real trouble, but you are sure you can handle it.

At Night, you may PM the host with “Night X - Check out <user>.” You will do some investigating about <user> and determine if he is either Friend or Foe.

You are aligned with the Town.

You win when the Town is safe again.

Daenym almost hesitated to begin Lynch discussion after the three failed attempts before, but it couldn’t be helped.

Results going out.

It is now Day 5. Day 5 will end Oct. 3, 9 p.m. EST or when majority is reached.

 

[Flamestrike]

Ugh, no luck at all this game. Daenym I understand that you wanted to make the village not have it easy, but you may have gone a *bit* too far. Oh well, was an interesting game regardless, can't wait for postgame.

 

[CHENN]

So, I guess i should out. I'm the thief, and every night I steal an item from someone and it tells me something about them. I return the item every night (so i can't use it). I just found someone who I'm pretty sure is mafia. Last night I robbed zorbees and found a bloody knife. Let's get zorbees!

lynch zorbees

 

[shinyskarmory]

EDIT #ilostcount: Tar and Feather Zorbees.

and make sure he dies.

 

[zorbees]

I have a good reason for having a bloody knife. I'd rather not go into details, because I don't want the mafia knowing my role, if they don't already. I am town aligned with an important role. Just know that I am not a killing role.

Also don't reach majority too quickly please.

 

[MK Ultra]

Vote zorbees