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The Horrifically Bad Movie Challenge + Discussion

Took doom's suggestion and ran with it, #hands is now up and ready for business.

I've edited the OP and thread title as the thread is now more discussion based, but as long as nobody objects I'm going to still make "official" challenges every week ;)
 
I dare anyone to watch the KOF live action film ("trailer") while keeping their will to live.

And I mean all the film, from beginning to end.
 
i feel like it'll be hard to find a movie we can ALL agreeably dislike, but!

agreeing with skarm, Troll 2 is so bad it's hilarious, that fucking mother man, HER CREEPY EYES

i watched billy madison last night, that movie might be my favorite adam sandler flick, get out of here thorns

i haven't seen this personally, but any wes craven fan and movie buff in general will tell you this movie is god awful, especially from this director. "The People Under The Stairs." gripping title, eh?

i really disliked "Step Brothers," i thought the humor was sooo recycled and overdone throughout most of the latest will ferrel movies, and it was just way too flamboyant in this movie for my taste
 
Can the Master of Disguise fall under the Horrifically Bad Movie category, because I'm quite sure it does.

Also: The old Super Mario Bros. Movie (it made my childhood dreams fall apart...)
 
Vader said:
the Fountain starring wolverine

btw at the beginning it isnt a scratch
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Get the fu
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ck out, this movie was awesome. Well done in so many regards, if anything I'd say it's one of the most unappreciated movies.
 
Acklow said:
Can the Master of Disguise fall under the Horrifically Bad Movie category, because I'm quite sure it does.

Also: The old Super Mario Bros. Movie (it made my childhood dreams fall apart...)
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Oh god. I HATE that movie, it's so stupid. I remember other kids my age found it hilarious and I was just thinking wtf is wrong with all of them.
 
First of all, I've seen Freddy Got Fingered like 5 times, it's not all that hard to sit through. You're right though Hipmonlee, it's lazy low brow humor, it's not trying, the whole movie just doesn't give a fuck, you have to accept this before you watch it (or sometime within the first 5 minutes) if you want to have any hope of enjoying it.

Second, I don't think it's possible for movies that aren't comedy movies to actually be bad. Any action film or anything like that is just going to be met with laughs at how incredibly bad it is at being serious. Because there's nothing better than messing up a non-joke. On the other hand, a million trillion shitty jokes compacted into one and a half hours of plotless nonsense is god fucking awful. See the '____ movies' that Hipmonlee was referring to. (Miles worse than Freddy Got Fingered, really.) Meet the Spartans, Vampire movie, The 41 Year Old Virgin who Knocked up etc.

Fucking awful.
 
Fatecrashers said:
Agree with Not Scicky

I can't believe I actually sat through Date Movie, what a sack of shit that was
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Augh, fuck that shit.
Disastor Movie was unfunny too.
The only thing I found remotely funny was Scary Movie 3, and now that I look back, it wasn't funny at all.
 
Dubulous said:
I watched the movie after it was featured on Tosh.0
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I absolutely hate Tosh, he never uses original material, he only recycles old crap and some old decent stuff and then he gets all the credit for discovering it. If TipToes appeared in the first Tosh.Shit episode, he was still 6 years late. And one episode I somehow sat through featured only videos that I have already seen on other TV shows like America's Funniest Videos and The Smoking Gun

Agreeing with Not Scicky and everyone else, Meet the Spartans was a horrid movie. Also adding to my list: House of Flying Daggers and Babe
 
vonFiedler said:
88% and 98% on Rotten Tomatoes
???
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They also gave a few movies like The Social Network and Toy Story 3 higher ratings than King's Speech, but King's Speech still won the Oscar. Which means that Rotten Tomatoes doesn't mean everything. They gave Black Swan 88% which is an awful job on their part, and they gave Surf Ninjas 8% so I'm beginning to think that they just might all be pricks. And unless you think that every movie in the following list is one of the best movies ever made, you can't always go off of the opinion of Rotten Tomatoes

1. 100% Toy Story 2 (1999) 147
2. 100% Man on Wire (2008) 145
3. 100% Taxi to the Dark Side (2007) 86
4. 100% Toy Story (1995) 74
5. 100% A Hard Day's Night (1964) 73
6. 100% Bus 174 (Ônibus 174) (2002) 73
7. 100% The Godfather (1972) 73
8. 100% The Wizard of Oz (1939) 71
9. 100% Deliver Us From Evil (2006) 69
10. 100% Rear Window (1954) 61
11. 100% Waste Land (2010) 61
12. 100% Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) 59
13. 100% North by Northwest (1959) 59
14. 100% The Third Man (1949) 58
15. 100% Afghan Star (2008) 57
16. 100% Le Gout Des Autres (The Taste of Others) (It Takes All Kinds) (2000) 57
17. 100% Aruitemo Aruitemo (Still Walking) (2008) 56
18. 100% Citizen Kane (1941) 56
19. 100% All About Eve (1950) 55
20. 100% Modern Times (1936) 52
21. 100% The Sweet Hereafter (1997) 52
22. 100% The Seven Samurai (Shichinin no Samurai) (1954) 51
23. 100% On the Waterfront (1954) 50
24. 100% Aliens (1986) 48
25. 100% Chinatown (1974) 48
26. 100% King Kong (1933) 48
27. 100% The 400 Blows (Les Quatre cents coups) (1959) 48
28. 100% Last Train Home (2009) 47
29. 100% Marwencol (2010) 47
30. 100% Rashômon (Rashomon) (In the Woods) (1951) 46
31. 100% The Evil Dead (1981) 46
32. 100% Laura (1944) 45
33. 100% Singin' in the Rain (1952) 45
34. 100% Cool Hand Luke (1967) 44
35. 100% Repulsion (1997) 44
36. 100% The Philadelphia Story (1940) 44
37. 100% The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) 43
38. 100% The Terminator (1984) 43
39. 100% Il conformista (The Conformist) (1970) 42
40. 100% Sweet Smell of Success (1957) 42
41. 100% The Maltese Falcon (1941) 42
42. 100% All the President's Men (1976) 40
43. 100% M (1931) 40
44. 100% The Bride of Frankenstein (1935) 40
45. 100% The Life of Reilly (2007) 40
46. 100% Three Colors: Red (Trois couleurs: Rouge) (1994) 40
47. 100% Frankenstein (1931) 39
48. 100% Mary Poppins (1964) 39
49. 100% Say Anything... (1989) 39
50. 100% The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) 39
51. 100% City Lights (1931) 38
52. 100% Jaws (1975) 38
53. 100% Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr. (1999) 38
54. 100% The Crying Game (1992) 38
55. 100% 12 Angry Men (Twelve Angry Men) (1957) 37
56. 100% Il Gattopardo (The Leopard) (1963) 37
57. 100% Pinocchio - Walt Disney (1940) 37
58. 100% Rebecca (1940) 37
59. 100% The Grapes of Wrath (1940) 37
60. 100% Top Hat (1935) 37
61. 100% Das Boot (The Boat) (1981) 36
62. 100% Du Levande (You, The Living) (2007) 36
63. 100% Mad Max 2 (The Road Warrior) (1981) 36
64. 100% Pray the Devil Back to Hell (2008) 36
65. 100% The Wages of Fear (1953) 36
66. 100% Anatomy of a Murder (1959) 35
67. 100% Bob Roberts (1992) 35
68. 100% Husbands and Wives (1992) 35
69. 100% Three Colors: Blue (Trois Couleurs: Bleu) (1993) 35
70. 100% Tokyo Story (Tôkyô monogatari) (1953) 35
71. 100% Before Sunrise (1995) 34
72. 100% Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari. (The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari) (1919) 34
73. 100% GasLand (2010) 34
74. 100% Playtime (Play Time) (1967) 34
75. 100% Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993) 34
76. 100% The Last Picture Show (1971) 34
77. 100% Fanny och Alexander (Fanny and Alexander) (1982) 33
78. 100% Rio Bravo (1998) 33
79. 100% Spoorloos (The Vanishing) (1988) 33
80. 100% The Killer (Dip huet seung hung) (1989) 33
81. 100% Battleship Potemkin (1925) 32
82. 100% Henry V (1989) 32
83. 100% I Am Cuba (Soy Cuba) (1964) 32
84. 100% The Order of Myths (2007) 32
85. 100% The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) 32
86. 100% Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958) 31
87. 100% Hukkle (2002) 31
88. 100% Live-in Maid (Cama adentro) (2004) 31
89. 100% Local Hero (1983) 31
90. 100% Sita Sings the Blues (2008) 31
91. 100% The African Queen (1952) 31
92. 100% The Birth of a Nation (1915) 31
93. 100% The Odd Couple (1968) 31
94. 100% Ikiru (Doomed) (Living) (To Live) (1952) 30
95. 100% My Left Foot (1989) 30
96. 100% Nóz w Wodzie (Knife in the Water) (1962) 30
97. 100% Quai des Orfevres (Quay of the Goldsmiths) (Jenny Lamour) (1947) 30
98. 100% Shadow of a Doubt (1943) 30
99. 100% The Gold Rush (1925) 30
100. 100% The Invisible Man (1933)

One last thing: They gave Little Otik 83% and that was a wretched movie
 
I actually I would argue that Rotten Tomatoes holds infinitely more weight than the Oscars, whereas Rotten Tomatoes is actually based on community consensus, the Oscars basically boils down to which studio can run the best publicity campaign and which film's theme is "Oscar-appropriate"

But I digress, my point is that there is no way you can put House of Flying Daggers and Babe on the same list as Meet the Spartans
 
I don't hold Rotten Tomatoes to much esteem because I don't hold critics to much esteem. But calling those two awful movies?

Also, fuck the Oscars. The King's Speech was cliched as shit but it won because it was an actor driven movie.
 
Okay maybe they aren't as bad as Meet the Spartans, but they aren't good in my opinion. And further research has shown me that Rotten Tomatoes is generally shit. They gave Blood Diamond a measly 62% and they only gave A Beautiful Mind 78%. Meanwhile, Legally Blonde gets 68% and Seven Pounds 26%, that's just awful. (Those two should have opposite scores)
 
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