A SMALL CITY, IN A BIG WORLD...
Smogon made me fucking GAY
How? Just watch these 5 easy steps...
So this big galoot here, right? He's all like, I have no seeeat! No seeat! And he won't shut up!
But he won't stop, and we're all like, we just can't do it, buddy, OK? So we have no idea what to do.
And this lug's getting surlier. He's not going away. And he has no seat! Nothing! Not a chance!
So we do some solid thinking and we totally fail. No big seats! I mean, we got small seats!
We can do a small seat, sure, but this guy's huge, so he's not gonna fit in a small one! Please!
And it's kinda bugging me, 'cause I'm on my feet all day! I mean, I'd LOVE to sit in any seat!
It's like, hey pal, how about you try our job just once, y'know? It'd break him in two seconds!
I work hard, Boss! really hard! And this dude sits through life?! So spoiled! It makes me ill!
All the suffering in the world, and this guy's seating problem is urgent? Nooooooo!
I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!
This is a message for Kira. I know you will be reading this post, as we have evidence indicating that you currently are a poster on smogon.com. You cannot run from the law, and soon you will be brought to justice to atone for your crimes. -L