first world problems

[Texas Cloverleaf]

When you buy three tallboys but you can only drink one because you have to drive home from the Super Bowl party.

 

[GARCHOMPZILLA]

When you're drunk and screaming with joy over your football "win", but then you realize you rooted for the patriots.

 

[Fisdunction]

Drove to McDonald's for a McMuffin but by the time I got there they had stopped serving breakfast so I had to order a quarter pounder instead. FWP

 

[WeGotTheJazz]

Lacked the balls to talk to one of my favourite bands when they were right in front of me at the end of the show. FWP

 

[The Knights of Wario Land]

When your 3DS experiences the black-screen glitch for the first time.

 

[Manbaby]

that moment when you are bored on facebook so you open a new tab and end up on facebook again

 

[Razza]

when those boring adverts pop up on tv asking you to donate to starving african children

having to drink fresh water when the vending machine swallows your coke money....

 

[Stratos]

when the same ad airs twice in one commercial break

pcmatic ads- i swear they have like four with the exact same script

when you have to piss during the super bowl but you don't want to miss the game or the ads. (fortunately they have a halftime show)

 

[Nix_Hex]

Phantom Menace in 3D is only showing in select theaters.

 

[coolbiz]

when you walk past some people laughing and think maybe they are laughing at you
nothing good on TV
school shootings
commercials that you cant understand
pop-ups
over expensive things

 

[Luketastic]

when the 99 cents store charges you $1.08

 

[Stratos]

when the 99 cents store charges you $1.08

haha, sales tax is only 6% in MD.

When you have a cupboard full of food and you're hungry but too lazy to eat any of it.

 

[Exclamation!]

the little things in life that make you that tiny bit sad

school shootings

 

[Mastadi]

when you bought too much food and some of it won't fit in the fridge/freezer so you have to eat it right away

 

[waterwarrior]

Phantom Menace in 3D is only showing in select theaters.

The fact that Jar Jar Binks exists.

That, and when you see someone you know, go up to them and act all friendly... and then it's a completely different person.

 

[Dozz]

When my laptop battery dies and I'm not ninja enough to get up and downstairs in time to save it.

Or when football manager fails to alert me to a dying battery, and I lose my derby victory.

 

[Tolan]

High school boys with mustaches, but they have no business having mustaches, and they just end up looking like creepy pedophiles.

 

[KnightoftheWind]

When you open a new tab to do something, then immediately forget what you wanted to do.

 

[blarajan]

My phone died today, and the charger was in the car.

 

[megados]

When yo eat something really good and get full but then you keep eating until you get a stomach ace.

 

[some hero]

When you meet a guy on craigslist and have to shave you buttcrack.