I use 'fuck' far too much.
To the point where it's part of my personality description.
'Oh you mean that Michael! The one that says 'FUCK' all the time!'
:)
But my Babygirl loves it so I don't give a fuuuuuuhck.
Also I love to spell it with an 'h' in it.
To add that uhhhhhh.
Fuhck.
And Fishy, my lady loves to talk about my cock.
She won't call it anything else. :O
This one time my Mom heard me say cock and she was like 'Don't you ever use that word again young man!'
SO I made her a giant list of cock involved words and phrases.
This list included 'Cock goblin.' :>
Pussy has to be my favorite vagina synonym.
Cunt comes in second because it insinuates a dirtiness to said vag.
And I think I've said 'twat' about four times out loud. In my entire life.
I think box is a retarded euphemism for a pussy.
Ohhhh and I fucking love to substitute situationally inappropriate swear words when I'm in pain!
Like 'What the dick?!' :)
Oooh ooh or 'Son of a fuuuuhck!'
One of mah faves. :D
In conclusion I'd say foul language is a large part of my lifestyle.
To the point where it's part of my personality description.
'Oh you mean that Michael! The one that says 'FUCK' all the time!'
:)
But my Babygirl loves it so I don't give a fuuuuuuhck.
Also I love to spell it with an 'h' in it.
To add that uhhhhhh.
Fuhck.
And Fishy, my lady loves to talk about my cock.
She won't call it anything else. :O
This one time my Mom heard me say cock and she was like 'Don't you ever use that word again young man!'
SO I made her a giant list of cock involved words and phrases.
This list included 'Cock goblin.' :>
Pussy has to be my favorite vagina synonym.
Cunt comes in second because it insinuates a dirtiness to said vag.
And I think I've said 'twat' about four times out loud. In my entire life.
I think box is a retarded euphemism for a pussy.
Ohhhh and I fucking love to substitute situationally inappropriate swear words when I'm in pain!
Like 'What the dick?!' :)
Oooh ooh or 'Son of a fuuuuhck!'
One of mah faves. :D
In conclusion I'd say foul language is a large part of my lifestyle.