Tales from my ranked matches continued. I haven't played ranked for a while because I hate it, but I played a game today and realized I hadn't posted my logs for a while, so all of these apart from the Corki game are from over a month ago.
Old posts are here:
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4126972#post4126972
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4147886#post4147886
Continued:
Match 10: Graves (Bot)
Some retarded champ picks. Heal, Exhaust Udyr is my support... Oh no, apparently Udyr and Lee Sin are going double bruiser bot, neither with flash, and I'm against Wukong top with Graves...
I actually win my lane but press tab to see 1-7 Cass and bottom lane has predictably also been stomped. What can I do...
Defeat: 1-4-0
Match 11: Shyvana (Top)
Defeat: 1-3-0
Match 12: Skarner (Jungle)
Clarity Annie and Twitch. Ashe and Twitch both go 0-5 in lane. I even camp it and get a double kill in their lane but they are beyond all hope. The already fed Vayne gets a quadra kill, no way I could do anything more.
Defeat: 3-3-4
Match 13: Skarner (Jungle)
Team seem pretty co-operative in champ selective. Everybody agrees on roles, no arguments. Hope this is a turnaround.
Nope! Wukong top feeds Olaf 6 kills. He becomes completely untouchable. Alistair has the right idea and tells us not to focus him because he is worse with full HP, so we should focus MF and Kennen. I do just that, Vlad, Kog and Wukong jump on Olaf repeatedly and die. At least I got a "You did good Skarner, the rest were fucking idiots." at the end.
Defeat: 4-4-12
Match 14: Graves (Bottom)
Can you believe I was 6-2 at one point? Now I've hit a brick wall of retards. Last pick wants to jungle and I can't be bothered to argue so I'm playing Graves.
I go 4-0 during laning phase. Not good enough. Soraka feeds my lane 5 kills so I'm not even winning my lane. I'm 12-0 by the end of mid game, singlehandedly take down an inhibitor. Not good enough. Soraka and Rammus stay in the enemy base and die, so they take a free baron. 8 Losses now, I am positive that there was nothing more I could have done in this match, yet I lose 40 ELO for it. Nice. Their Blitzcrank said I was the best Graves he's ever played against. I guess that's a consolation.
Defeat: 14-4-11
Match 15: Shen (Top)
0-6 Blitzcrank, Tristana Rocket Jumps into fights 1v3.
Defeat: 4-3-whatever
Match 16: Lee Sin (Jungle)
2-10 Gangplank feeds warwick, goes afk, comes back and complains.
Defeat: 4-5-4
Match 17: Skarner (Jungle)
We have 2 AP mids fighting over who is going mid. Good start. Brand eventually gives in and let's Fizz mid. Luckily I've played with this Brand before and I know he's good. He goes bot with Ashe, both end up 5-0 and the game snowballs pretty quickly. Surrender at 20. And so ends the 8 match losing streak of hell.
Victory: 1-1-3
Match 18: Skarner (Jungle)
Team is nice and chatty, they seem fairly competent in champ select. Oh never mind, they're all fucking retarded! Veigar rushes a mejai's soulstealer and goes on to die a grand total of 16 times. Ashe spends the entire game typing in full caps STOP HIT MINIONS. Warwick dies 3 times to tryndamere in lane before I can even hit level 6. Lux was just bad, and didn't "stop hit minions".
Defeat: 1-4-14
Match 19: Alistair (Support)
Really stupid match where everyone is completely retarded and I can't really have too much influence outside of team fights because I have no damage. Luckily I do rape their only competent player - Caitlyn - in every team fight by smashing the shit out of her and exhausting Lee Sin. I don't want to play support at this level when the Graves in my lane is auto attacking the wave right up to the tower and then wondering why we're getting ganked so often, but I was last pick and had to.
Victory: 1-6-22
Match 20: Nocturne (Jungle)
pvp.net crashes in champ select. I wait a few minutes then close LoL and reconnect. Apparently the game has started despite me being the only person having picked my champ?
The game is already 1 minute under way and only 3 people on my team have even connected. All 5 on the other team are there though, so we get stomped into oblivion. Nice one Riot.
Defeat: 3-2-3
Match 21: Shyvana (Jungle)
One guy is sad that he has to solo top. Never seen that before, usually everyone is rushing to lock in a solo top champ.
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Vlad feeds Fizz 7 kills and proclaims "fizz is a counter to vlad". Fizz goes fishing in every other lane and snowballs out of control. Shark attack.
Defeat: 6-8-12
Match 22: Wukong (Jungle)
Been playing a lot of Wukong lately and decided that his ganks are basically like Shacos when you use Decoy to move in, but you scale so much better and are actually useful after 10 minutes. Enemy jungle happens to be a Shaco. He goes 0-8 it's pretty embarrassing. I get an awful lot of ganks off successfully and every lane snowballs while Shaco does nothing at all.
Victory: 5-0-12
Match 23: Corki (AD Carry)
Haven't played ranked in a while but I felt like it so here we go. Champ select went fine for once, not too many complaints. Warwick and Udyr are assholes to each other for the entire game, then start being assholes to me for getting 3 man ganked at my tower. Apparently they didn't check my score before they started raging because I was 8-1 and had the most farm in the game. My support Alistair was fantastic and I had a really easy time for most of the game thanks to him.
Victory: 17-5-8