No Trading
Nothing Gay
Moderate Diffuculty
I will accept most of the time, if its troling i may refuse.
Snivy or Oshawott as starter
Lets go
1.) You get GayDragon the male Axew. You must catch it immediately after getting Surf. This Axew is homosexual, you see, so you must teach it Attract as quickly as possible. This Axew must have Rivalry because it gets pumped when it gets the opportunity to be around other boys. To show off its "flamboyance" for lack of a better term, it must use Attract on 35 male pokemon in the game, and can never use attract on a female pokemon unless it's in a Triple or Rotation battle because it wants to look like a ladies' man (GayDragon is a closet case). However, it finally comes out of the closet in Opelucid City and asks Drayden's Haxorus to marry him. Drayden's Haxorus is straight and it infuriates GayDragon, so GayDragon solos the Haxorus. Since it is so ardent on giving equal rights for gays, it performs well in the Pokemon League, soloing five Elite Four pokemon and lands the final blow on the last N battle and Ghetsis. Yay for GayDragon!
Recap:
GayDragon the male Axew. Must have Rivalry. Get it right after Surf.
Must Attract 35 male pokemon in the game. Cannot use Attract on a female Pokemon unless in Triple or Rotation battle.
Solo Drayden's Haxorus
Solo 5 E4 pokemon. Land the final blow on both N and Ghetsis.
DetroitLolcat
2.) Breloom of Steel, you get "Capone" the Sandile. This Sandile loves Al Capone and thus believes that it should only use moves that represent what Capone would do. It must always be your highest leveled pokemon to shows it power over all other pokemon. It must have the ability Intimidate (Intimidating enemies) and must always know Thief, and it may know these other moves: Rage (For when he is beating up opponents), Torment (For tormenting foes), Swagger (He was rich so he had Swag), Foul Play (Obvious, he's a crime boss), Thrash (Beating Foes), Taunt (Taunting enemies), Frustration (Gets angry at those who fail), Dig (Digging Graves), Sludge Bomb (Bombs are obvious), Rock Tomb (He had lots of people put in Tombs), Incinerate (Burning Businesses), Payback (Payback for opponents crimes), Retaliate (Same as Payback), Bulldoze (For Disposing of Bodies), Cut (For Knifing), Pursuit (Pursuing Enemies), and Beat Up (Beat Up informants). To evolve into a Krokorak, he must take out 50 fighting type pokemon of any kind, trainer or wild, and to evolve into a Krookadile, he must take out one gym leaders pokemon using Incinerate without using any healing items.
Jirachinaught
3.) You're to train Willowtop, the obsessive-compulsive-disorder male Darumaka.
The lack of a father figure in the early years of his life made him antsy and finicky, and overly reliant on his maternal parents and guardians. As such, you must train him to Lv27 by bait-and-retreat ONLY, and you must tag in only female Pokémon, to simulate the maternal guardians, y'see?
One thing you HAVE to watch out for is his blatant love of nipples.
Since he was raised entirely by women-Pokémon, he's addicted to breast feeding, and so MUST be switched out any time a Pokemon with exposed nipples, breasts or otherwise prodigious mammaries is on the field, regardless of whether they are yours or not, and also regardless of their gender. This list of chesty-Pokémon consists of Machoke, Machamp, Jynx, Miltank, Hariyama, Medicham (no way those are kneepads or shorts like bulbapedia suggests), Beheeyem (ever wondered what those dots on its chest are?) and Smoochum, just in case.
Furthermore, at all times right from birth he must know at least one Normal-typed move (to raise awareness that OCD is a NORMAL condition, and that NORMAL people can have this utterly NORMAL condition).
Lastly but not leastly, his OCD also means that he can only evolve after performing 2 critical hits over 2 consecutive turns in a fight any time after he's Lv27.
2112
4.)you get DERRRRRRRP (that's 7 R's) the Oshawott. It's excited to have its own Wikipedia article, so it thinks it's unbeatable. It must solo the entire first gym. It may only evolve after learning Revenge at level 25 and OHKOing ten opposing Pokémon with it. It must never forget Revenge, because it hates N's Zoroark and wants to get revenge on it.
TravelLog
5.)Breloom, you get Lameaep the Pansear. Pansear is constantly in the shadow of the other two Monkeys, Darumakka, and Darmantian, all of whom are better than him. As such, he must solo all of these Pokemon, and cannot evolve until he does so. As soon as you get a Darmanitan, it will feel vastly inferior, so since Darmanitan is soloing Catalin, it must solo either the ghost or dark elite four, because it will make him feel superior. Also, after Darmanitan kills a Pokemon, Lameap must immediately kill a pokemon afterwards, excluding solos.
Bob'
6.)@BreloomOfSteel, welcome back! You get a Timburr named Lumberjack. This Timburr loves wood, and if it evolves, it won't be carrying wood, so it can never evolve. Solo 1 gym leader not named Lenora.
Auramaster