STUTTGART v BARCELONA
Great, Barcelona get probably the easiest draw. Stuttgart shouldn't be a bad side, but domestically they've been as piss poor as it gets in the Bundesliga. Barcelona to go through, two heavy defeats for Stuttgart.
OLYMPIAKOS v BORDEAUX
Bordeaux take this comfortably if they can get through the first leg not behind. Olympiakos are the other weakest side in this tournament.
INTER MILAN v CHELSEA
Tough game, but I think Chelsea will knock out Inter. Avoid defeat away and I'd go as far to say it's a sure thing. If Chelsea have a full squad I think they're my favourites to win the whole thing.
BAYERN MUNICH v FIORENTINA
Interesting one. Logic says Bayern Munich, but they've clearly not been at their best - while Fiorentina have been playing above themselves lately. I still reckon we'll see Bayern get through though.
LYON v REAL MADRID
I think Real Madrid will be happy with this one. Lyon have done well so far, but I just don't think they're strong enough to keep competing in the latter stages of the Champions League now, and it'll show here.
CSKA MOSCOW v SEVILLA
Lame tie. I think Sevilla will get through over the two legs, but whoever gets through is out next round anyway.
PORTO v ARSENAL
Arsenal got a decent tie. I'll say it again, avoid defeat in Porto and they're through. Even without van Persie I think they'll outclass Porto in London.
AC MILAN v MANCHESTER UNITED
Who didn't see this one coming? Beckham makes his return to Old Trafford.. I wonder how much I'd get for predicting a Beckham free kick to knock out United at Old Trafford in the last few minutes? AC are doing okay now, but I'll still say score at the San Siro and we're going through.
Manchester United
Chelsea
Arsenal
Barcelona
Real Madrid
Sevilla
Bayern Munich
Bordeaux
All too familiar, but with no Liverpool. English winner please.