[askaninjask]

I apologize in advance for having absolutely no idea which pronouns to use in this post. Sorry.

You all saw that Draycos7 was no good. Even Draycos7 saw that Draycos7 was no good. As you attacked him, you realized, he was a woman. Indeed, he was a woman in a helicopter. A dangerous woman. A dangerous woman in a dangerous helicopter.

"I'M GOING ROGUE," said Draycos7, revealing himself to be none other than Sarah Palin. "On the upshot, I'm still undefeated!"

However, she was not able to stay up in the air for long. With none of you fooled, you shot her down and arraigned her. After lynching her once more, you determined that she was:

Dear Draycos7,
You are Sarah Palin.

You used to be a member of the Republicans, but since then you’ve gone rogue. That’s right, now this Alaskan soccer mom is calling the shots, not these bigwig party leaders you always used to have to listen to.

At night, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Shooting <user> from a helicopter.” You will use your moose hunting expertise to shoot and kill <user>. <user> will be eliminated from the game.

Additionally, you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Going on FOX News with <user>.” You will have a segment on FOX News with <user> and surreptitiously figure out everything you can about him and his beliefs. You will receive <user>’s full role PM.

You have been studying martial arts over the last several weeks. As such, you will be able to fend off the first person who attempts to kill you.

You are allied with yourself, The Lone Wolf. You win if you are the last person standing.

And with that, the Republicans reigned supreme. The last living Republicans were:

penguin344:

Dear penguin344,
You are Dan Quayle.

You are the former vice president of the US under George H. W. Bush. Over the course of the many speeches you gave, you’ve probably misspoken more often than not and you have become a joke.

You have no night action. However, you have some secret service agents still around from when you used to be VP, so the first kill directed at you will fail.

You are allied with the Republicans. You win if the Republicans are the last team standing.

AOPSUser:

Dear AOPSUser,
You are George Bush.

The father of George W Bush, you are a former president of the US. You also used to be head of the CIA.

At night you may PM the host, askaninjask, “Night X - Using CIA to protect <user>.” You will get the CIA to make sure <user> is not killed in any means. <user> will be immune to all kills that night.

You are allied with the Republicans. You win if the Republicans are the last team standing.

and Honus:

Dear Isaac 2.0 Honus,
You are Ronald Reagan.

A former president of the United States, you are idolized by many current Republicans, despite the fact that you actually raised taxes. You used to be an actor, too.

You have no night action. However, because everyone admires you so much, your vote will count as two in the daily lynches.

You are allied with the Republicans. You win if the Republicans are the last team standing.

Congratulations to the REPUBLICANS for WINNING A New Beginner Mafia. Nice job!

A postgame thread will be up soon.