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[Experimental] Final Fantasy V - Game Over!

Discussion in 'Circus Maximus' started by Acklow, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. ginganinja

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    preventing Aclow from double posting

    also bringing this to the attention of a certain retard

    [13:16] * Johann changes topic to 'dear pok101, stop fucking sending me action pms you retarded cunt'
  2. Flamestrike

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    Alrighty, back to this.

    Attack vonFiedler
  3. Acklow

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    Alright, Imma be unpredictable and post this:

    Deadline in 15 min. You seriously better get those actions/votes in. Otherwise you'll regret it!!
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  5. Acklow

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    C3->C4 What is this? *Holds out hand* A hand is what this is!!

    Dusk was falling upon the lands as the adventurers were seeking the lost treasure, Masamune. A powerful sword that enabled only the strongest of warriors to become swift as the wind. Legend said that the sword was dropped by the mighty imperfectluck, who, by his strength was able to defeat his foes in battle. Many seeked this lost treasure, but failed to find it. Only the bravest of adventurers would, of course. But the hopes of the adventurers searching for it would soon be drowned out by the loud noise of thunder and the constant pouring of rain.

    "Look, I think that we can't go on any further" said Terrador, "It's just too risky with our number. We need to leave a few people behind."

    "We can't do that!" replied Lady Salamence (well what kind of a beef does she have to settle with him? I wonder...), "Leaving people behind only means that we increase the risk of them finding it before I do!"

    "Well in that case, we should kill them!" Terrador exclaimed. "I propose that we get rid of vonFiedler."

    Blue_Tornado grins, "Heh, in that case we should get rid of the little scamp, pok101. He's been troublesome enough already. Might as well..."

    However, it looked like vonFiedler had someone else in mind: "Guys, markyguila. He was the first guy I saw when we were eating that looked funny when he bit into the watermelon. Nobody eats watermelon like he does, so let's kill him off!"

    A few people didn't like Terrador too much, so they decided they would try to kill him. But suddenly they were interrupted by a screeching cry from markyguila:

    [​IMG]

    Sadly, he slumped down, with a bunch of knives in his back...et tu brutus?

    He seemed to be carrying some mail in which one letter stated:


    Such a pathetic little adventurer. Though some of the adventurers had noticed before that he was full of potential.


    pok101 begins to laugh. Hysterically.

    "Hey guys, I think vonFiedler should get killed today, don't you all? He'll never find the secret lying inside of me!!!"

    Suddenly, a swift movement in the bushes causes him to jump in the air. His face, frozen, expresses a fear of what had just happened. His head slowly fell off, leaving a cleanly cut neck resting at the top of his body. It seemed as though a giant axe had severed the mouth of pok101.

    An autopsy was instantly in place, as kingofkongs removed a small knife from his belt. He cut open pok101. Hoping to find the secret the recently dead man had claimed to hold, the adventurers find a small slip of paper in his left lung. Somehow he managed to hide it there. They all read what it said:


    Realizing that he would've been quite a powerful ally, the adventurers mourned. Of course it was very short, because soon after they began to realize that a large beast had smelled them out. They began to run as fast as they could. Their fears quickly rose as suddenly vonFiedler, a man of great courage and integrity, had fallen behind. Quickly hiding in the brush, they waited for the beast to pass. The traced back their footsteps to find the dead body of vonFiedler. Apparently, he had not been eaten by the beast: succumbing to what seemed to be a beating, followed by some light aura, and a bit of poison. vonFiedler was a wealthy man, who had great amounts of money. His medieval, japanese-style attire proved that he was a big spender. In his possession, he held a small jewelry box. It appeared that he had received it from sort of previous love-affair, and never decided to get rid of it. Inside, the adventurers find that there was a small sapphire and a tag attached to it. Reading it, they discover:


    Such loss was painful to the adventurers. But. BUT. One of them seemed happy after all of these events. Blue_Tornado was smiling from ear to ear. He opened his mouth and yelled:

    I WIN!!!

    And proceeded with an exit similar to this:
    [​IMG]

    He left behind in the dust of his vehicle, the following note:


    And with that said

    Congratulations Blue_Tornado for winning in FF5 Mafia!!

    Everyone notices that theangryscientist disappeared again, but nobody really said a word.

    The adventurers notice that a Shuriken lie on the ground, dropped by the dead. Who will be the first to pick it up?

    DEADLINE IS GOING TO BE ON JULY 14, 2011 @ 9 PM EST. GET THOSE PMs IN ON TIME I TELL YOU!!! Sending PMs out now.
  6. Terrador

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    YOU SPOONY BARD

    also, am I unfrozen?
  7. kingofmars

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    Anyone else find it ironic that the guy who needs to kill the ninja holds the shurkien?
    Also, shouldn't maiden's kiss be up for grabs?
  8. Acklow

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    I made a minor mishap, it is not up for grabs.
  9. Acklow

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    All pms out. GOGOGOGO!!!
  10. kingofmars

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    You still have Blue_Tornado under the player list, just so you know.
  11. Blue_Tornado

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    was supposed to win a cycle ago, but this is cool too

    good luck to my friends
  12. Ditto

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    Lynch Paperblade
  13. Lady Salamence

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    I'm not an idler. I've actually sent in all my PMs.

    lynch terrador

    bah humbug
  14. Terrador

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    Lynch Lady Salamence
    If you were a man, I'd kick you in the face. oshi-
  15. kingofmars

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    Kill the true hermaphrodite (lady salamence) So I can find the actual one!
  16. askaninjask

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    KAIO KEN DITTO

    KAIO KEN DITTO TIMES TWENTY
  17. askaninjask

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    Just saying, if you don't vote for me, I'd be glad to tell you who your enemies are. (I am 100% certain for literally everyone!)
  18. Hydrattler

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    Rain exploding clay on Paperblade
  19. ginganinja

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    Lynch Paperblade
  20. Acklow

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    Update in an hour. Get those Votes/PMs in.
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  22. Acklow

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    C4->C5 LET ME SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH!!!

    DEADLINE

    Digging tunnels, day after day, that's my job...the more we dig, the more the village can expand. When the village chief is happy, he feeds me pig mole steaks. Do I dig for steaks? No not exactly...

    Feeling so pathetic, the young adventurer who was thinking those thoughts quickly spoke up:

    "Uh, so um bro? I think I found something. It looks like some sort of drill..."

    Quickly replying, the man behind the young adventurer speaks up, "Why fuck that!! We got a Paperblade to lynch!!!"

    WTF????

    Well regardless, apparently the adventuring adventurers who were out on their adventure to find the legendary blade, Masamune, found the dead body of Paperblade. He was smothered in a glowing light that smelled sweet (though the presence of some sort of other magical aura was quite visible as well). He was holding a torn sheet of paper of the telling him of the legendary Gale Bow, not to mention some sort of writing on a piece of bark:


    Such sadness. The adventurers, however did not expect the following to happen:

    Lady Salamence's Death

    Though obviously she wasn't nearly as cool as Kamina. (The important part is 0:09-1:15)


    The depression was beginning to seep in. GoldenKnight begins to sputter,

    "It's hopeless! It's all over, I can't do this!!! ='("

    Suddenly:
    [​IMG]

    theangryscientist comes raining like hell down upon GoldenKnight.

    "CAN'T YOU TELL WE WON?!! WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE!!! OUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!!"

    "GIIIIIIIIGGGGAAAAAA DDDDRRIIIILLLLLL BBBBRREEAAAAKKKK!!!!!"

    [​IMG]

    And with that, the two adventurers launched off in a large mecha with smiles on their faces, leaving behind their identities for all to see:

    And

    And with that, theangryscientist and GoldenKnight win in FFV Mafia!!!


    Deadline is July 16, 2011 @ 9 PM EST. GET THOSE PMs IN, I'M NOT KIDDING!!!
  23. kingofmars

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    I AM GRITTING MY TEETH ACKLOW, ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW?
  24. theangryscientist

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    now that i can post again:
    Show Hide

    * Johann (Johann@ill.believe.in.anything) has left #ffm
    * pok101 (Mibbit@synIRC-D40341C1.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #ffm
    <Quagsires> As soon as I can get a decent amound of time to myself.
    <Quagsires> And not around my family.
    <pok101> is johann here?
    <Quagsires> He just left
    <the_angry_scientist> johann doesn't seem to be coping well with not being the owner of the channel
    <pok101> i was hurt by what he said about me
    <Quagsires> Need a host?
    <pok101> i saw ginga's post
    <pok101> i want an apology
    <pok101> i was offended
    <kingofkongs> lol
    <kingofkongs> then why did you pm him your actions
    <Quagsires> Oh, and for my curiousity's sake, could someone point Aska to me? I want to see how accurate he is
    <the_angry_scientist> pok if you expect an apology from johann you're going to be waiting a looooooooooooong time
    <kingofkongs> when it said not to
    <kingofkongs> >_>
    <Quagsires> On enemies
    <pok101> it isn't funny
    <kingofkongs> it kind of is
    <kingofkongs> 9.9
    <pok101> i didn't see the post
    <the_angry_scientist> he's probably still online
    <Quagsires> Johann's on IRC now
    <the_angry_scientist> just type /query johann
    <Quagsires> Just message him
    <Quagsires> #rotmg
    <the_angry_scientist> and talk to him
    <pok101> i want him to come to me
    <the_angry_scientist> he won't
    <pok101> because he will just yell at me
    <the_angry_scientist> johann isn't the kind of guy who apologizes
    <the_angry_scientist> evr
    <Quagsires> <the_angry_scientist> he won't
    <the_angry_scientist> *ever
    <pok101> really?
    <Quagsires> Eh, he might, just not over something on IRC
    <Quagsires> Or Smogon
    <pok101> wow he must be an asshole
    <pok101> is he this mean to you guys too?
    <pok101> hello?
    <the_angry_scientist> he's an ass to everyone, more or less
    <Quagsires> Mainly to people he doesn't know
    <pok101> what a dick
    <the_angry_scientist> pok, it's the internet
    <the_angry_scientist> get used to it
    <pok101> one more thing
    * pok101 is now known as Johann
    * ChanServ sets mode +a #ffm Johann
    * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Johann
    <Johann> lol
    <the_angry_scientist> heh
    <Ditto> I hate Johann
    <the_angry_scientist> i take back nothing
    <the_angry_scientist> js
    <Johann> hahaha
  25. Lady Salamence

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    Wasting my last post to say two things.

    1: love ^ log

    2: lynch terrador (or not)

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