Standard [Experimental] Final Fantasy V - Game Over!

Discussion in 'Circus Maximus' started by Acklow, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. Terrador

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    Shank Yeti

    Everyone else, PLEASE do so. WE CAN ELIMINATE DIS BITCH.
  2. UncleSam

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    The Dragoon was overdue for a win.
  3. Yeti

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    try it faggot i'll truck your mess up you cocksucker i've got too much strongth

    you got jack you wimp terrador don't even sit back DOWN son

    sit the mess down where you belong
  4. Quagsires

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    If it's not obvious already all pms are out.

    If you did not get one, it's likely you not only idled but nothing happened to you. Change the idling part...
  5. Hydrattler

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  6. kingofmars

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    send 13 terriors at terrador
    Alright, let's try this.
    Convice askaninjask to talk to me with the pointy edge of my blade
  7. Yeti

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    lynch terrador

    that mofo gon eat my horse cock y'all hear
    on your KNEES son
  8. Terrador

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    Lynching me will do you no good. It's literally useless this cycle to lynch me.
  9. kingofmars

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    Could you explain please? Unless you tell me, I'm going to lynch you no matter what.
  10. Flamestrike

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  11. Terrador

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    Suffice it to say that lynching will have no affect on my HP at the end of the round, be it immunity or some other issue.
  12. ginganinja

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    ehh

    Lynch Yeti
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  14. Ditto

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    Since there are only 2 right now

    Lynch askaninjask
  15. Quagsires

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    DEADLINE. I will update in an edit.
  16. Terrador

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    C'mon, Yeti, please have very low HP...
  17. Yeti

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    suck my dick EH MATE
  18. UncleSam

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    "Hi boys I'm back from my vacation!" says the god UncleSam.

    "Suck my cock trololololz" screams Yeti at Terrador14.

    "You don't even have a cock you whore!" shouts back Terrador14.

    "Glad to see everyone missed me..." said UncleSam.

    "Then I guess I'll just have to shove my sword up your ass instead!" screams Yeti back, as the two (and a bunch of others) jump on each other.

    When the dust cleared, Terrador14 lay dead.



    "Whew...I'm feeling kinda whoozy" panted Yeti, bleeding from the recent lynch as well as burn and poison wounds.

    Another person was sneaking up on her from behind, but suddenly, a shuriken came out of nowhere and planted itself right into the chest of ginganinja, who just barely failed to survive it.



    "Whoa wait...I think I win!" screamed Yeti.

    "You are probably the luckiest fucker ever...surviving by several rows on the priority sheet thanks to a mysterious shuriken ally despite idling almost the whole game...." mutters UncleSam.

    "Oi! Fucker! Give me my win you ass before I keel over from this poison!" shouts back Yeti in glee, completely disregarding the perturbed god.

    "Fine. Take it."

    Yeti has won FF5 Mafia! /trololol

    But that wasn't all!

    Elsewhere on the battlefield, two enemies did battle. One won. The loser was askaninjask, and quite a bloody mess he was from the extreme overkill wrought upon his corpse.

    "So...guess that means I won" gloated the victorious Ditto.

    Indeed, he had.

    Ditto has won FF5 Mafia!

    "Now then...it seems that the five of them had a treasure trove of items between them, all of which you can scavenge" says UncleSam. "Namely, the Eyedrop #1, Zeus's Wrath, Masamune, Double Lance, Shuriken, Excalibur, Holy Breath, Ether, Eyedrop #2, Mini-Grenade, Dark Matter, and Maiden's Kiss" said UncleSam. "If you don't know what those do by now you may be mentally deficient. However, as benevolent gods, we will answer any question you may have about them on IRC."

    "Well...I think that's about it then..." says UncleSam, who snaps his fingers and walks off.

    Congratulations to Ditto, newest winner of FF5 Mafia!

    EDIT: Resolved

    It is now Cycle 6. Quagsires has been sending out/may be done sending out PMs by now. Deadline is at 9 PM EDT on Monday, July 18th but may be pushed back to the same time on Tuesday due to the hosts' schedules, so stay tuned on that.
  19. Ditto

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  20. Yeti

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    yo terrador
    while the hosts count my exp and HP

    [​IMG]

    I'M LAUGHIN ALL THE WAY
  21. kingofmars

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    So... We're down to me, kingemerald, lifeadmiral, Flamestrike, and Hydrattler for anyone still wondering.

    I call dibs on all the items
  22. Hydrattler

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    Lynch kingEmerald
  23. LifeAdmiral

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    Lynch KingEmerald

    Sorry matey, nothing personal.
  24. Flamestrike

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    That was surprising. Aska that's what you get for ditching us. Apologies to ginga; we tried but it looks like KoK had it in for you.

    Attack KingEmerald
  25. kingofmars

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    okay, let me just say this.

    I thought ginga was my enemy, >_>. Glad I could help out yeti though. Also, Hydrattler, interesting that you're targeting me, it's like you want to kill me! I'm sorry Hydrattler, but this is only self defense ;)

    Throw random shit at Hydrattler

    If you aren't my enemy, and could point me in his general direction, I may be persuaded to change my vote.

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