Midseason is next week and I am hoping to make a team, but not just any team. This is my sales pitch.
If you're looking to immensely improve your bw uu spot, please look no further. I can hold my own in dpp ou and bw ou too, obviously, even though I don't even play bwou that often. I defeated all my opponents, except mdragon, fair and square to get to round #5 of the OST. The first game against the awesome mdragon was just terrible due to most of the hax fallen in my favor. Thank you for being a good sport. <333
Fyi, I ONLY want to play for the Smog Frogs. That's my team this season, and if LonelyNess forgives my misbehavior prior to the start of the season, I will be forever thankful. If the Frogs don't draft me, then I want to play for the Alpha Ruiners because I have mad love for a lot of those guys. I know genderless Princess Bro is a Ruiner, but I don't care.
If neither team drafts me, then I'd rather not play. I'd rather sit on the sideline to make predictions instead of playing for anyone else. Thank you.