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Coolest Videogame Weapon

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proximity mines were cool, but real men use slappers only
 
Brick from TimeSplitters
Urinating in Postal 2
Handcannon in RE4
Hunk's neck break in RE4
Phazon Beam in Metroid Prime
Red Shell > Blue Shell in Mario Kart
Landshark Gun in Armed and Dangerous
Spread Gun in Contra
Homing Missile in Contra
 
proximity mines were cool, but real men use slappers only

lol, that was probably the most frustratingly hilarious multiplayer, ever.

I love you <3 SH2 is my favorite game ever.

Shit yeah, blows every other horror game out of the water. It's psychological aspects are unmatched, the story is so involving and it's just fucking great to play. 3 was a weak and unnecessary sequel to 1 and 4 was a joke.

I will say though, if you've never played Fatal Frame you really need to. SH2 is the best horror game, but as for the scariest... I rented it with a buddy and I haven't been that terrified many times in my life, not even from most movies.
 
The Cerebral Bore from Turok 2! For those who never played it, this baby shoots a little explosive device that homes in on the enemies head. They proceed to flap about for a while before the explosive detonates leaving bits of head everywhere.

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That was a fucking weapon. Visually it was anyway, it was pretty impractical in game. Meh
 
Well, there are a ton of cool weapons, but one of my favorites that hasn't been said is:

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The Covenant Energy Sword from Halo 2. Not only do you feel really badass just wielding it, you can't help but grin when you run around a room hacking unsuspecting fools to death.
 
Soul Edge is pretty much definitively the most bad-ass weapon in video game history.

The Cerebral Bore from Turok 2 is pretty fucking insane/indy weapon. No picture would do this gun justice.

Dr. Baldhead/Faust's Scalpel from the Guilty Gear series
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ABA's key, from the same game
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Axl's... chain... scythe... thing... from GG
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Venom (GG again) has a pretty insane pool cue.
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Gotta go with the "Blades of Chaos" from God of War - The blades wielded by Kratos that can be used at range due to the chains attached to them (which are wrapped around his wrists).

A decent demonstration for how they work for those who haven't seen them before:

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The Key Blade from Kingdom Hearts is cool...yet it is inferior to Riku's soul eater sword...which is still inferior to Marluxia's Scythe!!
Google them or something.
 
I always loved Talim's cresent blades from Soul Calibur 2, but I can't find a picture of them.
Most of the Goldeneye weapons were pretty awesome apart from the Klobb. Especially liked remote mines though.
 
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Also, seconding Cerebral Bore.
Edit: fuck yeah, Kazooie is the shit too. And I forgot Conker's Bad Fur Day's urine shower and South Park's Cow Launcher. South PArk for the N64 was one pretty meh game but hey it had some funny weapons.
 
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